Title:  Surgeons
Subject: FWD: Surgeons


5 surgeons are taking a coffee break.

1st surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on because
when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

2nd surgeon says: "Nah, librarians are the best.  Everything inside
them is in alphabetical order."

3rd responds: "Try electricians, man!  Everything inside THEM is color
coded."

4th intercedes:  "I like engineers... they always understand when
you have a few parts left over at the end."

 To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the
conversation, says: "You're all wrong. Lawyers are the easiest.
There's no guts, no heart, no spine and their head and butt are
interchangeable."


From: Michelle