Ever wondered why they started calling it a World-Wide-WEB?
* I was an EXPERT, then I got Internet.
* Not tonight Dear, I have a modem.

Some of my Signature files. I have many and use different ones for different occassions. Such as, some involve a slight bit of computer technical knowledge, others require gaming knowledge. If its funny, laugh; if it doesnt make sense to you, skip it.
* ASCII
* Unix
* $HOME address
* MUDding
* Opinion signature
* .Plan?
* S.P.C.U.G.
* tech
* PPP
* guru
* my addresses
* geek
These arent mine but they fit me or my situations too well to pass up.
* Elminster sig
* math