Mama mia, Alessandro Del Piero!
= Damn, you're a Diving Twat!
= Damn, is there an air bag in this car?!?!
Arriverderci, Arrigo Sacchi
= Goodbye, Mr. Chips
Buon giorno, Gianluca Pagliuca
= Good morning, a Russian just stepped on my leg!
Buona Sera, Andrea Canccelschi
= Good night, an Inter defender broke my leg!
Madonna, miseria Dino Zoff!
= Mother of God, that man is smoking a carton of cigarettes! At the same time!
Mama mia, Beppe Signori!
= Damn, you're a diving twat! (Roman dialect)
Aiutatemi, Billy Costacurta!
= Help me! That man is rabid!
Miseria, Zinedini Zinidani
= Help! My hair is disappearing!!!
= Attention, this man is no longer a genius!!
Mama mia, Checco Moriero!
= Damn, you're a diving twat! (Milanese dialect)
Veni, vedi, Napoli
= We came, we saw, we were relegated.
Funiculi, funicula, Fabio Capello!
= Yeah, yeah, the coach is a twat!
Ooooo, Patrizio Cluiverto!
= Ooo, but I thought you knew I was 14!
Buon viaggio, Roberto Baggio
= See ya, wouldn't want to be ya!
Luiz Nazario da Lima Ronaldo
= Show me the money!!!