Well, most of the web pages so far have been clear, direct and to the point.  Well, no more!  I hereby declare to the world my intention of making this the screwiest page I can.  If you don't like it, hose off! 

So what else have the wife and I owned?  Well, let me flex my HTML with some tabling: 
  • 1976 Granada
  • 1970 Nova
  • 1986 Mirage
  • 1964 F85
  • 1989 Mazda Pickup
  • 1972 240Z 
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    1970 Charger 
    1986 Mirage  
    1964 LeMans 
    1973 240Z 
    1971 240Z 
    1972 240Z 
    1971 1200 
    1973 Torino 
    1962 Tempest 

    Grade: The 1976 Ford Granada was by far the low point of our automotive ownership.  Broken everyother week, we couldn't get rid of it fast enough!  One thing we did learn from our sole Ford experience was to get the release of liability from the purchaser.  The folks that we sold it to didn't seem to understand the registration process, so we got renewal notices from the DMV and had a hell of a time getting it straightened out.  Oops! 

    Grade: The 1970 Chevrolet Nova was much better.  It had a 250 cid six cylinder and TH350 automatic.  Now that I think about it, the only problem it ever gave us was a blown out freeze plug.  On the other hand, it had nasty carpet, about the color of the text in the table above, and got piss-poor mileage.  Even so, Jenny loved it. 

    Grade:  The 1986 Mitsubishi Mirage is a bit of a thorn in my automotive pride, and it exhibits beautifully everything there is to love and hate about newer cars.  As you can see from the listings in the table, this was the second newest car we've ever owned.  When I started college, my dad said that I should get something with better mileage than the Dodge, which got 14mpg on a good day.  Okay, so I got this thing.  Not fast, not fun, not pretty, but economical and efficient.  From this car I learned that I didn't care too much about gas mileage - I wanted something powerful and fun!  Even so, it never gave me (or Jenny, who got it after she sold the Nova) a hint of trouble.  Put gas in it and watch it go, although it didn't go very fast....  (In fact, Jenny, the comedian, saw the speedometer, which went up to 120mph, and said, "What's that for, decoration?") 

    Grade: The 1964 Oldsmobile F85 was a strange deal.  We saw the car for sale, drove it, liked it, and went to buy it, planning to offer less than the $1700 asking price.  When we got there, the kid we were buying it from had his intimidating dad there, so we coughed up the whole bundle.  Still, not a bad deal, onsidering that it was a 80,000 mile, one owner, near perfect car.  It was a little floaty in front, so I got some KYB shocks for it, and while I was at it, I cut the front springs a bit.  Well, make that a bit too much, 'cuz when I was done, that thing was SLAMMED!  It did handle great though!  However, it had the same shortcoming as the Nova did, which was poor mileage. Seems the 330 cid V8 revved a bit too high with the two-speed automatic.   
        Oh well, six months after we bought it it was time to sell it.  We took it down to the same sell-your-own lot that we got it from, and had one bite the first weekend, offering $1500.  He was a major dick, so we told him to get lost.  Well, no one else came through.  Damn!  Still, though, we felt good about not selling it to our one prospect, just because he was such a punk.  So it sat for three or four weeks, during which time the driver's window was busted out and the stereo stolen.  It wouldn't have bothered me, except it was a $19.99 Kragen special.  I guess it takes all kinds of folks to make a world.  We finally sold it for $1400, to a nice 16 year old girl and her father.  End of story?  Not likely.... 
        Missy gets the car home, and the next day, we get a call from her dad.  Did we ever have any trouble with it, he asked.  HUH?!  Seems that on the way home, it died and had to be towed to a garage.  Funny thing was, it never gave us a hint of trouble.  Better them than us, eh? 

    Grade: The 1989 Mazda B2200 Pickup was Jenny's next fling.  Same deal as the others she's gone through - drive them for six months, and then its, "Honey, I want to get another car."  Okay, whatever.  At least they're cheap old cars, not expensive new ones!  The engine started to make a little racket, and the clutch was worn out, so we put it up for sale.  Mentioned this to my mom, and she said, "I'll buy it!"  So, now she has our truck, and I still have to fix the clutch.  What's up with that? 

    Grade: The 1973 Datsun 240Z was my first 240Z, and for that alone, it deserves special mention.  After I sold the Mirage to Jenny (we weren't married yet) I started looking for something sporty.  I narrowed it down to either a 1985 Mazda RX7 GSL-SE, which are as rare as hen's teeth, or a 240Z. I saw this car and it was all over.  When I got it, it was stock, except for a rebuilt engine and early 240 carbs.  I proceeded to take the struts and springs off the 1971 240Z, and added some 15X7 mags and a Holley four barrel carburetor.  That car was FUN!!  It had very loud exhaust, no carpet, and pretty advanced rust, but I loved it.  It was stolen, as 240Z's are prone to be, from me, only to be replaced with my current Z, which is a much nicer car.  Since I would have spent gobs of money cleaning up the rust, I guess it wasn't so bad to have it stolen...  Still sucks though.  




    Grade:The 1971 240Z was bought solely as a parts car.  For $700, I got a garbage 240, with high-performance suspension goodies and a set of triple carbs.  I took it to get smogged when I first got it, and it was off the scale!  I guess there was a reason it was so quick - the cam.  Oh well.  I took it home and proceeded to transfer the good stuff from it to my '73.  I nearly dropped the car on myself changing struts.  Not cool.  Use jackstands, kiddies. 
        When my '73 got stolen, the '71 was pretty much not worth having.  However, I drove it until I got my '72 and was sure that I didn't need a parts car any more.  Before getting my current Z, and after the '73 was stolen, I drove this for a while.  Whoo-eee!  With the fatty camshaft and bald skinny tires, it was a kick in the shorts to drive.  At least, it was a kick until I got pulled over with two-year-out-of-date tags.  Luckily, the cop was on a call, and stopped only long enough to give my a hard time.  Oh yeah, I didn't have my license at the time either - he didn't find that too cool. 

    Grade:  The 1971 Datsun 1200 was an interesting story.  Truth be told, this should really be on Jenny's list.  Then again, I can't remember where in her order we got it, so maybe I'll leave it where it is!  I picked this up from a co-worker for $300, with a blown head gasket.  My plan was to fix it up a bit and have it be Jenny's car.  We had just gotten rid of her Olds (I think) and she wanted something smaller with better mileasge. 
        So I rebuilt the head, put in some carpet, cleaned it up real well, and said, "Here you go."  Well, here she didn't go.  Seems the manual choke was just a bit too much for her (Although the manual choke in her 240Z is just fine.  What's gives?).  This car was bought and sold in a period of weeks! 

    Grade:The 1973 Ford Torino is the only car I ever bought just to sell at a profit.  And yes, I made out nicely, thank you very much.  It had a 351C, so it moved out!  Too bad it had that inherent Ford "suck".  You know, that certain something most Ford vehicles have?  Especially ones from the 70's?