Attached hereto, I submit my little historical (hysterical?) collection of JN's
one-line blowoffs, alphabetized for your convenience. Clearly, as he
would assert, I have way too much time on my hands.

"Credibly" is of course a matter of opinion. ;-)

"Google is your friend."  You do know how to use the Internet, right?  ;-)

(Stay on target, Luke!  Stay on target!)

[choke]

[yawn]

Actually, I do, but thanks for asking.

And had that happened here, this meta-topic probably wouldn't have gotten started.

And there you have it.  Shucks.

And you.

As always, it's such a pleasure to deal with you, John.  :-]

Asked and answered, and you know it.

Asked and answered.

Asked and answered.  Refer to my prior posts.

Assumes facts not in evidence

Aw, you care.  How nice.  Now run along home.

Being disingenuous adds nothing to the debate.

But you already knew that ;-)

But you are, of course, free to think whatever you want, no matter how unfounded.

Can't imagine why I could possibly care one way or the other.

Ditto

Do you have any actual URLs, or just hot air?  ;-)

Even for you, that's incredibly absurd.  But thanks for the chuckles.  You really are too much.

Fallacious, and very childish.

False.

Fatally flawed analogy.

Good -- progress, albeit not very much.  ;-)

Had me fooled.

How childish.

How is that relevant to the question at hand?

How silly.  How childish.

I didn't think so.

I didn't think so.  Let's move on.

I disagree (used by itself)

I fail to see the relevance.

I fundamentally disagree.

I give it all the attention that I thought was warranted.

I see no relevance.

I think I've made that quite clear.

I think it's actually quite illustrative, but I'm not surprised that you find it inconvenient, and try to explain it away.

I think that says it all.

I think that speaks for itself, and pretty much wraps this up.  Thanks.

I think what I've been referring to is quite clear.

I think you're being deliberately dense and argumentative.

I think your behavior speaks for itself.

I thought so.

Irrelevant.

Is that the best you can do?

Is that the best you can do?  Really?

It speaks for itself.

Just more smoke.  OK.

Mind you own business.

Mine too.  You have the last word:

Move along, folks, nothing more to see...

My position (unlike yours) is entirely consistent.

Nice.  Not.

No and no.

No offense, but that's just an excuse.

No thanks!

No, I'm just down now to just the occasional rebuttal; i.e., I'm not continuing the discussion.

No.

Nonsense

Nope.

Nope.  But thanks for asking.

Nope.  What I wrote speaks for itself.

Not at all.

Not even a nice try.  Still no cigar.

Not me -- I know this small group for what it is.

Not true.

Now feel free to have the last word.

Now saddle up, and head on home.

Of course you know better.

Of no concern to me.  But thanks for your concern.

Off your meds again?

Or are you just being your usual annoying self?)

p.s.  Still got a bug up your tush I see.  Time to move on, Dan.

Pot ... kettle ... black.

Ridiculous.

Rubbish

So can I, a great many times, on enterprise scale.

Something else entirely (as you know).

Sorry, but no time for a fool's errand from a rude and insincere source.

Still nothing of value to say?

Take a hike.

Thanks, but I'll pass.  Waste of time and energy.

That's my business, not yours.

That's not the question, but then you know that.

The last word on this is yours.

The usual Sam:  No sense of humor.  Content-free personal attack.

There's that distaste again.

Think what you will.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Took the words right out of my mouth.  ;-)

Tweedledee has to chime in, of course.  ;-)

What I wrote speaks for itself.

Whatever you say, [other poster's name].

Whatever you say.

Why am I not surprised

Why must you act like a twit?

Yet another content free post.  Trying to set a new record?

Yet another straw man argument.  (Lots of others snipped.)

Yet there you go again.  Sad.

You are of course free to claim whatever you want, regardless of validity.

You are of course free to think whatever you want, no matter how silly.

You should get out more.

You too.

You're so far out there, that I'm going to let you have the last word. Can you say, "so what?"

[BONK]  I'm so sorry, but thanks for playing.  See our hostess for your consolation gift on the way out.  ;-)

[sigh]  Microsoft paranoia de jour.

[sigh]  Whatever you say, Philip.

[SNIP further topic drift]

[SNIP hysteria]

[SNIP more childish insults]

[SNIP remainder of content-free post]

[SNIP usual insults]

[usual offensive personal remarks deleted]

Black helicopter alert!

Irrelevant to the point.  Not even clever.  Pathetic actually.  But there we have it.

Get serious. (JN contentless blowoff #842)

Ad Hominem

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Wrong again.  But you already knew that.  ;)