GREAT JOURNALISTS The following journalists have brains and compassion. Benedicta to all of them! Liesbeth Koenen Ewoud Sanders David Hawley Gerrit Komrij Ed Schilders Paul Sotrop Lori Price John Ryle Joni Müller Cathy Alter Rolf Cavalli Marc Schoorl James Warren Rob Anderson Joe Bob Briggs Michael Perkins Bruce Anderson Jens Rebensdorff Lillian Feinsilver John Strausbaugh David Templeton Nicholas Lezard Andreas Huber Fred Gardner Hans Daiber ROTTEN JOURNALISTS Every stupid, ignorant, featherbrained, lazy, shallow, gutless, hypocritical, superficial and/or uncaring bastard and bitch working for the San Francisco Chronicle San Francisco Examiner San José Mercury News Milwaukee Journal Sentinel a.k.a. Milwaukee Urinal Washington Post New York Times TIME Magazine and others. Piss on them! Joel Achenbach Russell Baker Richard Bernstein Jon Carroll Kevin Chaffee John Colman David Daley Jim Doyle Suzanne Fields John Flinn Lance Gould George Hesselberg Rick Hertzberg Reynolds Holding Patricia Holt David Horowitz Antoinette Kent Arthur Kretchmer Owen Lipstein Rob Morse Jon Nordheimer Christopher Porterfield Ray Reynolds Jill Williams George Stanley Abraham M. Rosenthal Matthew Rothschild Steve Rubenstein Andrea Sachs Debra Saunders William Safire Stephen Schwartz Peter Sinton Christine Summer Peter Sussman Anastasia Toufexis Calvin Trillin Emmett Tyrrell Bill Wallace Eric Zorn So sue me, assholes!