"The fact is, all Fridays are equally valid," says Colleen Hyphenated-Lastname, president of POW. "However, so-called Western 'civilization' has attempted to promote one Friday as supreme above all others. We find it curious, therefore, that this supposedly "Good Friday" just happens to coincide with a major holiday in the European patriarchal religion. Coincidence? We think not.
"If you look at other cultures," says Ms. Hyphenated-Lastname, "you realize that many of them also have holidays associated with Fridays. Declaring the European holiday to be the one "Good Friday" thus demeans and denigrates all other cultural Fridays and relegates them to second-class status. We will not stand for this, and we will begin our fight against it as soon as the weekend is over."
"We uphold the diversity of all Fridays, not just the one Friday valued by the phalocentric religion of dead white European males," says Ms. Hyphenated-Lastname. "However, we do feel that there is room for a feminist reinterpretation of "Good Friday." Our research has shown that it seems to have something to do with a man being executed. Therefore it doesn't look like the holiday is entirely bad."