WILL THE CIRCLE BE E-LEVEN (to the tune of "Will the Circle Be Unbroken") 1998  
I was star-ing, out my windshield,
Tryin' to see which way to drive,
Well, I got in to Sun Ri-ver,  but will I ever leave a-live...

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Will the Circle, be E-leven?
Oh, Five and Six I found just fine,
There's an empty house a- waitin'
On Circle Nine Lord, Circle Nine.

Oh Police-man, Oh Police-man,
Don't take Mommy off to jail;
Kim was lost and barely speeding,
And those Bice Bums won't post bail!

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As I followed, down the Bike path,
I tried to hide my fear and shame;
But Tim rode on, with no map and
Lord he got us lost a-gain!

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Can't find Kinglet, Where is Sisken,
Irish Mountain went Bye-Bye;
There's no Camas, there's no Poplar,
Gonna circle till I die!

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