Raindrops keep fallin' on my cheek,
But that doesn't mean I can't throw Jimmy in the creek;
He's looking mighty dry,
And, he's never gonna get away by complainin'--

So, I just gave fifty bucks to Uncle Don,
And he hired Buzz, who tackled Jimmy on the lawn,
While Ina held him down,
And, Adore and Bernie dragged him off to the water--

--But he broke free,
And now he's comin' after me....