2006

Oh, Baby don't you want to go; Oh, Baby don't you want to go;

Back to the land of California, to my sweet home, Sebastapol.

I'm stuck here down in Mobile, with those Memphis blues again;

Gotta get to California, it's reunion time again

Oh..

Stuck here by the roadside, hitchhikin' like a beggar;

Who's that bum hitching beside me? ("It's Arnold Swartzeneggar!")

Oh..

One and one is two; two and two is four;

I don't know any more because I had a California public education

Oh..

When we get to Frisco, there'll be a wedding at City Hall

The Groom he looks so nervous, but the Bride -- he's having a ball!

Oh..

We'll go down to the Russian River, but we won't be drinkin' Stoli--

Just the finest of wine, fruit of the vine, organic chips and guacamole

Oh..

You know, I've been all around the world; I'm getting tired of it's charms;

Let's go shovel llama dung on Uncle Peter's farm!

Oh..