We're Barging In

(to the tune of "Don't Fence Me In")

2006

Wildcat Petrick, lookin' mighty tired,

Was standing at the hotel door, outside;

And when the keeper told him that all the rooms were hired,

Petrick clenched his fists and cried ---

Oh, give us rooms, lots of rooms down along the riverside, We're barging in!

We don't care if your normal clientele is shoved aside, We're barging in!

'Cause we've come from everywhere for the Bice Re-uni'n,

We've been waitin' every day since April, May, and June an'

if you don't let us in right now we're gonna start moonin'--

We're barging in!

So give us ice, lots of ice, Smirnoff Ice, Doctor Jack and Coo-ers light,

We're on-ly here to say howdy, we're not rowdy, and we hardly ever fight;

But we think you should know that Debby's our Attrny,

And no one swings a 5-iron quite like Buzz & Bernie -

So we come in or Hoover hauls you out on a gurney -- we're barging in!

 

Oh, give us rooms, lots of rooms down along the riverside, We're barging in!

We don't care if your normal clientele is shoved aside, We're barging in!

Cause it's cold, and it's dark, and it's starting to rain;

Let us in or you'll be in a world of pain;

A man's got to party or he goes insane!

We're barging in!

Oh, give us ice, lots of ice, Smirnoff Ice, Doctor Jack and Coo-ers light,

We're on-ly here to say howdy, we're not rowdy, and we hardly ever fight;

But we really don't like yer attitude at all,

so let us in now or else you'll take a fall -

We're sending in Cocanougher and Folkedahl -- we're barging in!

We're barging in!