Yesterday,
This reunion seemed so far away;
Now we're all here, and it's made me think--
Oh, I believe, I need a drink!

Suddenly, my wife said "Dear, you have to come with me,
my cousins, uncles, aunts, and kids to see--"
Oh, Yesterday dropped a load on me.

Why, I, had to come,
I don't know, she wouldn't say;
Those Bice jokes are dumb
And they Moon you night and day, ay, ay--   But...
Just today, I dropped my pants, I told a dumb joke--twice;
I started drinking Bourbon straight, with ice--
Oh, my God, I've become a Bice!