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RIC'S AUTUMN ADVENTURE


In which Ric Carter accounts for his 3-week October 1997 cross-country journeys whilst showing off camcorder skills, transcribing taped notes [blatherings], polishing WebMaster chops, and generally making an ass of himself for the edification of friends, family and total strangers alike; but what the hell, what's visibility without vulnerability?

Yes, I taped comments and songs and rantings as I traveled, and I've transcribed those tapes, and the transcripts are right here. But beware:

Parental Advisory: I dictated notes with sometimes harsh and frank language - if you don't like such language, don't read the notes.

Intellectual Advisory: I dictated notes of what I was thinking, when I thought it. The results are sometimes garbled, rambling, often un-literary, and only lightly edited. If you don't like formless thoughts, don't read the notes. Caveat lector!


A Grave Business

As many in this audience know, my father died in mid-1997. He didn't suffer long or intensely.

Dad's grave marker

In settling his estate, I and my sisters Marsha and Barbi and our step-siblings Bill and Julie decided that his Jeep Cherokee should be part of Barbi's share of the inheritance.

We decided this partly because she's such a sweet young thang, and partly because she was about to marry and move out of Manhattan to Lon gIsland, where motor transport would be most useful.

Being weak of mind and body, I volunteered to drive the Jeep from southern California to New York and find adequate transportation back, and Barbi would pay the fuel bills. Thus was the stage set for this escapade.

The Plan

What to do?

My plan was to drive our newish motorhome leisurely to Marsha's where the Jeep was stored, visit family there in the Inland Empire awhile, sight-see the southland some. Then I'd leisurely drive the Jeep cross-country along scenic routes, camp along the way, and arrive in a flourish at Barbi's apartment above a Mafia morturary near NYPD HQ.

I'd visit briefly, then pick up a drive-away van to transport back to L.A. I'd bisect the nation latitudinally, seeing many more wonderful sights. Returning to LaLaLand, I'd visit again, then head homewards on another lazy spin. All in all, a pleasant motoring vacation was imminant.

I had a few points to intersect along the way: the Very Large Array [VLA] of radiotelescopes near Socorro NM, and the alien museums in Roswell NM; some scenic mountains south of the Ozarks, and the Blue Ridge Parkway; Annapolis MD; possibly a drop-in at my in-laws Sharon and Fred near Philadelphia; my old friend Tom and his newish bride Jacquie in Lincoln NE; a certain great cafe in Espanola NM.

From Northern to Southern California

I wanted to avoid freeways as much as possible - but that wasn't always possible.

Racing with the rats.

I set forth from Forestville late on a rainy afternoon. I stopped in Vallejo for dinner - a Subway sandwich, a three-meat combo, the first of many. I ordered this same sandwich every day I was on the road, in both directions. I became an expert on Subway three-meat combos. Yow. What a career...

I continued down the inner flank of the East Bay and along the inner edge of the Coast Ranges, eventually outrunning cities and rains. I stopped somewhere and slept. I threaded Bakersfield, Tehachapi, Mojave, Palmdale. Cajon, Ontario. I pulled into cousin Karen and Jack's home there; they graciously offered to RV-sit for the duration. Jack drove me to sister Marsha and Dave's in Mira Loma to pick up the fully-loaded Jeep. I visited with the cousins, with Uncle Ray and Aunt Dot in Pomona, and we talked and talked and talked.

The next afternoon, having stuffed my personal and camping gear in wherever I could, I headed out.

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