MAYA-HO DOS!
To Central America, 2005

a Journey Across Mexico and Beyond;
or, Driving Through Central America
With the CHECK ENGINE Light On
by Ric Carter

Transition Week
From Chiapas MX Into Guatemala

[transcribed journal notes — slightly corrected & expanded & hand-coded — likely full of typos & errors & ommisions & snide personal opinions & asides of no interest to anyone but the author — written as a stream-of-con­scious­ness travelogue, hence the raw style — you've been warned, pal]


DIA CINCUENTA SIETE:
Jueves 14 April 2005, San Maximino
San Cristobal (SCLC) - Thursday morning.

(I think I miscalculated our elapsed-days count — I think the number above [57] is correct — don't worry about it — does it really matter?)

A faithful reader (Hi Gayle!) wrote: "Our daily lives seems so ho-hum in comparison to all of the adventures you've been having. Must say we're glad to not be in your place and makes our circumstances seems more luxurious than they are." I responded: "Oh, we're in rather petty luxury here at our casita ourselves, and over at the supertienda (they actually had the sound turned down yesterday). It's only the outside world that seems rather primitive."

Ah, life in SCLC. Pleasant enough as far as cities go, but surrounded by poverty and unrest, and we spend more time inside reading than outside exploring. I'm now on my first Stephen King book in years, DESPERATION, which we only got because it was being filmed in Bisbee last fall (Tom Skerritt, Charles Durning, Mary Ellen Mastrioni, Ron Silver as the demon sheriff). Good book. Scary. Better to be frightened by fiction than by fact.

The countryside around SCLC is beautiful amid impoverished villages; we dare not venture far in comfortable directions. Five weeks here is too long, three would have been enough, but that's how the rental deal went. Exploring around town is safe enough, but outside the tourist zones we draw stares. Are we getting tired of that?

LATER MORNING: We retrieved our car from the nearby estacionamiento (parking) yard. The middle-aged proprietor is almost a cartoon Mexican — short, round, unruly mop of hair, eyes wide yet droopy, diffident expression, a squeaky Mel-Blanc-like voice. If you saw him on TV, you'd blame someone for promoting national-ethnic stereotypes.

MAYA MEDICINE
In San Cristóbal de las Casas, Chiapas, Mexico

We drove to the edge of town to the Museo de la Medicina Maya, with splendid displays on Mayan healing practices and a good medi­cinal plant garden. Yes, apples are good for digestive problems, but Maureen worked that out the last time she had a gut-ache. The guide­book overviews the healing stuff, and I'll scan that in later. Very reminiscent of Washoe and Cahuilla indian medicine-man stuff, with a heavy overlay of Catholicism. NewAgers will feel right at home here.

Tall green-blue crosses, emblematic of the Chamula-Zinacantan region (Tzetal- and Tzotil-speaking) populace, are scattered about here. We learn that the crosses represent the GODDESS protecting the Earth. I suspect this symbology predates the arrival of the conquistadors and their priests and swords and crucifixes.

HEALING RITUAL: The Museo has curanderos (healers) on staff, available for consultation, and numerous Mayas sat on rocks out front awaiting their turns. We watched a healing ceremony, in a 2x5 metre sacred room, its walls sprouting four saints and a crucified Jesu. Jesu was over an altar table beariong holy pictures and pots of wildflowers and roses, flanked by winged heads. Gated niches in the walls were bins full of small inexpensive candles. Crosses and potted wildflowers leaned against the walls.

A Maya couple approached the curandero; the woman complained of abdominal pains. The man purchased a dollar's worth of candles; the curandero directed him to melt their lower ends and stick them to the floor in front of a flower pot below a cross. As the healer chanted in Tzetal, the candles were arrayed in three parallel rows (in descending height) with twelve each. Beside them were a large bundle of herbs (oregano?) and a whole egg and a glass tumbler half-full (of alcohol?)

The candles were lit. The healer held the herbs and egg, and chanted, stroking Jesu with the wand of herbs, then the saints, then the woman, then saints again, and waved the herbs over the candles. He broke off a sprig of herb, picked up the tumbler, broke the egg into it, crumbled in the herbs. The healer and the woman studied the tumbler, diagnosing her ailment. They reached some accord; he emptied the tumbler into a bucket, and the healer and couple chatted in Tzetal for some time. We left and bought four CDs of authentic local hill-folk music (only two of which were good).


AMATENANGO & COMITAN: We drove around the peripheral road through the clawed-away hills, got on the PanAmerican Highway south towards Amatenango and Guatemala. The sky was smoky-hazy, the piney forest greying and dry. We stopped at the roadside vendors' collective stands at Amatenango. It was cooler than last time, everybody was in a better mood, and we bought a few smallish pottery pieces. In the village we saw a young woman with a willow switch driving down the road a herd of turkeys, several adults and a flock of chicks.

We continued along the high (probably 8500-feet elevation) piney ridges south, past what looked like an under-construction Zapatista visitor center and souvenir shop. Several kids drove a small group of cattle across the highway by throwing rotten grapefruit at them. One little girl had a wicked-good throwing arm. How high are we here? We need an altimeter.

Comitan de Dominguez was a surprise, set on a high plateau, its bustling centro on a hilltop with beautiful zocalo and brilliant churches. The spread-out city looks prosperous, clean, and no indigenous people are in sight. The street signs all bear advertising — the street name and number, and a merchant's name and phone. We saw that in Agua Prieta, Sonora too.

NORTHBOUND AGAIN: After a different but overpriced lunch (cheaper than California, but watch our for those "family restaurants") we headed back from the last city before the frontier. Just north of town is a Mexican immigration checkpoint, but they were stopping international busses, not cars with a couple of grey gringos — we breezed on, back through villages and Zaps and forests and the infantry base just south of SCLC. We took the peripheral road past the quarries; a roped-in human fly was climbing a raw rock face.

The roads are as trash-strewn as ever, rather like US roads up through the 1960's. Remember what the Murkan landscape was like before LadyBird Johnson's highway cleanup campaign? And tap water here is often undrinkable, just like the US before the Clean Water Act, when rivers caught fire. And metropolitan air is bad, like the US before the Clean Air Act, when thousands died from smog. The Mexican environment is like I remember from my California youth. Check out the Tom Lehrer song POLLUTION for a taste of the Bad Olde Days, eh?

Back 'home' we checked the iNet parlor, got an email from Antigua Gail exressing no great concern over Guatemalan road safety. Watch out for wrong-way drivers and big trucks, and don't stop for anybody, is all she said. Still no word from the cousins. It looks like a GO for our southbound trip.




POLLUTION:

By Tom Lehrer

If you visit American city,
You will find it very pretty.
Just two things of which you must beware:
Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air.

Pollution, pollution,
They got smog and sewage and mud.
Turn on your tap and get hot and cold running crud...

Lots of things there that you can drink,
But stay away from the kitchen sink.
The breakfast garbage that you throw in to the Bay,
They drink at lunch in San Jose...


DIA CINCUENTA OCHO:
Viernes, 15 April 2005, Santa Anastasia
San Cristobal de Las Casas (SCLC) - Friday afternoon.

Another morning for reading, writing, packing, depleting foodstocks (giant ham-avocado omelette Mexicano, peppers and onion and Oaxaca cheeze and tomatoes, mmmmm), etc. Another can't-get-out-of-the-casita morning.

Noonish, back out to the Museo de la Medicina Maya, exchange two CDs for good ones. Drive through the suddenly-swarming Friday mercado, dodging trucks and pedestrians and pigs and low-flying UFOs. Make some inquiries, and our storage problem is solved: the casita's housekeeper will be glad to stash the few boxes of our goodies for 2-3 months, gratis! But it's all gotta be packed by 9 tomorrow morning, when she's here for our checkout inventory.

Hot afternoon. We wander around the zocalo a bit, end the hamaca quest, restock on medicinals. We're almost ready! Back at the casita, more packing. Review the last CDs — is that marimba rap? Ewww.... And pretty soon we're off to iNet to send this off and see if we have any Guatemala news... FLASH! No new news. Hmmm...



DIA CINCUENTA NUEVE:
Sabado 16 April 2005, Santa Bernardita de Soubirous
San Cristobal de Las Casas (SCLC) - Saturday night.

Inventory check this morning: we're cleared for takeoff. An even better solution for our goodie storage: the landlords have a locked storage closet, gratis. All is well.

Another spin by the zocalo. Fewer and different vendors. A cop standing at the corner holds his M14 carbine pointing down casually, the barrel resting on his toe. Don't startle him.

NEWS - I hit the iNet parlor, and finally, news from the cousin, who says that he wouldn't go if he was me. Luckily, he's not. We've balanced everything we know, and WE ARE GOING SOUTH! (Hey Sharon, thanks for getting him to talk. We knew we could count on you.)

Names on the news wires sound familiar - Michael Jackson, Iraq, Martha Stewart. Enron, political scum — the same nouns we've swallowed the last few years. So what's new?

More online news: the Pentagon can't account for zillions of bucks spent in the mideast. Woops. Hey, everybody who voted for these Bushy turds, you have NO CAUSE to bitch when they blow your tax dollars on whatever. Bend over and smile.

But I digress. We're shorn, showered, ship-shape, ready for Phase II of this adventure. Two months down, four to go. Weather forecast for the highlands is good. Now is the time.

ITINERARY - The current fantasy: Leave tomorrow (Sunday) morning, cross the border, reach Huehue­tenango. Look around Huehue on Monday morning, then a short drive (over Alaska) to Pana­jachel. Poke around Pana on Tuesday. Take a Lake Atitlan cruise Wednesday. Zip up to Chichi­cas­tenango for the Thrusday market. Visit Solala (next to Pana) for the Friday market, then a short drive to Antigua Guate­mala. Look around Antigua on Saturday, consult on the best day to catch a shuttle van to Ruinas Copan, Honduras — Sunday or Monday or when? A day to get to Copan, two or three nights there, then shuttle back to Antigua. After that, Jim and Meli are on their own, and we set off for points unknown. The adventure continues!




SONGS:

  • On The Roof
  • Some Little Gods
  • Chiapas Haiku

  • COMMENT:

    I haven't been able to write songs for awhile; now a few are popping out. I don't know why now, why not before. Some­times they come whilst laying around a town, or whipping down the road, or walking some­where, and some­times not. The mystery of the human mind unfolds again. Right.



    DIA SESENTA:
    Domingo del Buen Pastor, 17 April 2005
    Huehuetenango, Guatemala - Sunday night.

    We got out of San Cristobal after the usual takeoff delays. Noonish, we were in Amatenango (the place of the wet-nurses), stretching and looking at animalitos. We drove up into the Cascade-like mountains of volcanic rock and across Comitan's great plateau, then steeply down through most of a broken kilometer of limestone layers. We skirted the end of Lago de Agonastura and Rio Grivalvo and stopped at the San Gregorio Chimac river crossing for lunch at a low hot aviary. This was hopefully our lowest point in the next few weeks.

    The wide valley felt low — only 2000 feet elevation! So tropical — bananas, palms, cacti.

    BORDER: We climbed the steep border country to the edge of Guatemala. We were sprayed and stamped, went back to the last Mexican town for more stamping, then back to the border for yet MORE stamping. No searches, no interrogations, just paperwork. We didn't see any Mexican border guards, and just one guy on the Guatemalan side to check our papers and operate the spindly crossing gate.

    Jim and Maureen negotiated the moneychangers to pay our entry fees. A group of Euro kid backpackers waited in a bureaucratic station, heading into Mexico. Trash piles burned by the roadside; locals wandered back and forth across the frontier. For some wonderful grubby border ambience, try La Mesilla, Guatemala and its spillover on the Mexican side of the gate. Meli said she hoped the whole country wasn't like that.

    It's not. Guatemala was immediately cooler, moister, greener. We drove up a long thin canyon into steep mountains. An image for those of you who have driven in California's Sierra Nevadas: this felt like the Feather River Canyon, gone tropical.

    The Guatemalan transition was dramatic. A better and cleaner road. A few Sunday borrochos, some in road squadrons, some nearly toxic. Different indigenous clothing. Fewer cars, steeper mountains — chicken buses! The landscape seems neater, tidier, lusher, more humanely inhabited.

    HUEHUE: In Huehuetenango we expected a moderate mountain town, but this departmental capital was livelier, bustling. burgeoning. We took small plain clean cheap rooms at the Hotel El Sexto (safe crowded indoor parking), dined at the clean adequate La Fonda, strolled around the lively zocalo surrounded by marimbas and flaming food stands — we're not in Mexico anymore.

    Our quiet hotel room was at the end of a fibreglas-roofed cinderblock corrider (great ventilation), past cages filled with scores of parakeets and canaries and budgies, other cages with other, larger birds. All were screeching and squawking. Then a bell rang and they all shut up! Trained?

    Ah, the quaint bathroom wiring — a demand-heater attached directly to the overhead shower pipe, its circuit box in the corner of the squat shower stall space. No burn marks, no signs of electrocution, so I ventured to take a hot shower — and I survived! Milagro!



    DIA SESENTA UNO:
    Lunes 18 April 2005, San Perfecto
    Panajachel, Guatemala - Monday night.

    Morning, there's a parking dance as I shuttle our cars around the cramped courtyard to allow another to depart. Then we stagger out past the birdcages and onto the noisy jammed streets of Huehue, for a slightly overpriced breakfast in Mi Tierra Cafe's "Antigua ambience." Oska, a beautiful Dutch intern at Adrenalina Tours next door, gives us travel questionnaires. We ask about safety; she says Guatemala is dangerous. But nobody has assaulted or kidnapped us yet.

    We leave Huehue's ferment for the uncrowded Pan American highway, twisting further into high country. We're stopped briefly for a funeral procession, and then for market day and a crowded auction in tiny Polagua, gateway to Momostenango. We fly along and over the mountain crest and descend toward Xela.

    We skitter through the bus-and-truck-stop chaos of Cuatros Caminos and find the turnoff to San Andres Xecul. Two years ago this three mile road was a half-hour bumpy dirt torture; now it's paved, and in minutes we're stopped before the technicolor psychedelic splendor of the craziest church in Central America. The bright yellow facade is covered with grinning painted statues sitting or cavorting, carved jaguars in the highest niche, a confusion of bright figures. Inside it feels old old old.

    UPGRADES: SA Xecul's road upgrade isn't unique. We've seen many road repair and improvement projects, government funded, of which there was no evidence two years ago. Have the politicos stopped plundering the public monies, to spend them instead on infrastructure? Maybe Guatemala yet has a chance of survival.

    The tidy small farms bespeak pride of ownership, not tenant-farming on large estates with tiny private plots tucked in, as in Chiapas. What we've seen of poor Guatemala looks more prosperous than rural southern Mexico. Jim suggests that unlike Mexico, nobody here is on a public dole — and from what we know, there are few government assistance programs here, just massive corruption. We must learn more.

    TO PANA: The air is thick with smoke as we climb over Alaska (9900 feet by Jim's GPS, the highest point of the Pan American highway) — several forest fires, which will burn until the rainy season starts. But the air is clearer as we turn off for the steep descent to Solola and Panajachel. The road seems cleaner and tidier than two years ago. What I recall was an Army base is now a university campus. The huge old public hostpital is still there — we've been warned to strictly avoid it, seek private care instead. The Solola market is bustling, the town seems more prosperous.

    We stop at a widened mirador to gaze down on Lake Atitlan and joust with vendors, then descend past the dry cascadas and shoot into Gringotenango. Panajachel looks much as it did two yeas ago — food and room rates seem a bit higher, our former lodgings look pricey in this tourist-starved season — but a bicycling shill leads us to cheap (US$18) attractive rooms in a tidy concrete posada with safe parking and lake views, over the Rio Panajachel, away from areas frequented by internationals.

    We walk along Santander, the Gringotenango strip, dodging dog orgies in the streets. Meli goes shopping-crazy. We revisit our old garden-eatery favorites — lunch in Deli Jardin's tropical forest, dinner under Las Chinitas' botanical dome — and we sample just a few of many artesanias. It's GOOD to be back in Pana. Finally we retire to our rooms and listen to the cool wind blow.



    DIA SESENTA DOS:
    Martes 19 April 2005, Santa Emma de Bremen
    Panajachel, Guatemala - Tuesday evening.

    Maureen says that after two months in Mexico, Guatemala is a welcome change. Not that Mexican people (ladino and indigenous) are unfriendly, but that Guatemalans seem warmer, friendlier. I suspect that decades of Mexican governments distancing themselves from the US and espousing anti-US propaganda has negatively influenced attitudes there, from the upper and middle classes on down. Whereas in Central America, the state institutions have often been tools of the US, and anti-US feelings have been promoted by opposition groups.

    And in Guatemala (as in Nicaragua) a very young population has no direct memories of the US-sponsored violence of decades past. I've noticed something of an Americanization here, not just a desire to absorb US (and other western) cultural and commercial values and icons, but a greater willingness to speak English. This latter may also be a survival strategy — the better one can speak to the Gringos, the better is one's chance to prosper.

    DAYTIME: We went to Comedor Emilio on the playa near the river for a cheap satisfying desayuno (breakfast), then stomped all over central Gringotenango, shopping. Meli goes wild. Certain items were purchased; I bought a great US$12 marimba painting. In the stalls, TVs announced that Cardinal Ratzinger is now Pope Benedict XVI.

    The day warmed up. We had sandwiches and drinks at El Horno, shopped more, staggered down to the coast and the Sunset Bar for drinks and guacamole and wind and waves and shadows, etc. Desultory conversation ensued. Daylight lengthened and softened and whispered 'adieu'.

    So we walked the playa, checked out tomorrow's boat, dropped Jim off at the posada. The rest of us went for a slow drive south in the caldera, to Santa Catarina Palopo and San Antonio Palopo. Roadside estates, lake vistas, quiet villages of artesans and scallion farmers. NOTE: See where else in the world there are giant volcanic calderas (collapsed cones) filled with large lakes and villages.

    EVENING: We took a short walk in Old Pana for chocolate, then back to pick up Jim and have a cheap excellent dinner at Joe Pinguinas. We sang Tom Lehrer songs and fended off many cute vendors, including Maria, age 32 with 7 kids, one a 17-year-old daughter. She still looked fairly fresh. Almost impossible to guess ages of many Maya females — that little girl carrying a smaller kid in a bundle on her back, is she 4 or 8? Is the next one 12 or 16 or 20? Who is a sister, who is a mother?

    [Years ago, some US industrial corporation advertised that PEOPLE ARE OUR GREATEST PRODUCT. They were lying. People are Guatemala's greatest product. An ever-increasing supply...]

    A large German banquet crowd drove us out of Joe Pinguinas, into Pana's quiet cool quaint evening, and back to the posada. Two beautiful Siberian Husky dogs (one each, black and white) on balcony overlooking posada parking lot, observing us closely. We're very tired, but no zzzzz — Tejano-style evangelical hymns crowded late into the night. And the dogs bark, on the balcony and in the road and elsewhere. Ay yi yi.

    The room: the usual blocked toilet. Cool night but little air flow. No traffic noise. The birds sing elsewhere. Nearby resident keeps room service busy all night. Ay yi yi.



    DIA SESENTA TRES:
    Miercoles 20 April - Sta Ines de Montepulciano
    Panajachel, Guatemala - Wednesday night.

    NOTE: The following is sketchy because 1) I only took rough notes, 2) I described this trip in great detail in my journal two years ago and little has changed, and 3) I'm too hot and tired to elaborate. Some days are just like that.

    Early same desayuno, then out to Das Boot: Naviero Santa Fe. Some are dodging little black scorpions on the boat. Milk run to San Pedro da la Laguna under a clear sky. We grab a back-of-the-pickup taxi up the steep hill. The San Pedro market is going strong; the saint still holds his book and key and leads his holy chicken; the town seems cleaner than two years ago. Cold drinks at Nick's steep cantina, then back on the boat for the run to Santiago de Atitlan: hazy sun and tourist toes.

    [Our boatmates include a German guy and a Spanish guy; three Australian babes of various shades lying on the sunny deck; a couple from Sonoma County California; a local Maya girl excorting three old women from Baja California; and a young couple and two girls of unknown origin, all of whom sunburn quickly. Others come and go.]

    QUERY: Will we be doing this (a lake boat tour) around this time next year on Lake Titicaca?

    Santiago is a much better tourist trap than two years ago — more stuff, less road trash, less tension-desperation. We crawl up the hill; a few purchases are made; we grab drinks and munchies; then, back to the boat again. No cloud cover. The village stops are too short.

    The long run across the south side of the lake, to the Amalfiesque east rim, to San Antonio de Palopo. Too hot to enjoy, no great crafts visible — shouldn't come here at siesta time on a cloudless day. I fly my kite; we sail back to sunny Pana, collapse into a costly playa-side comedor, buy refreshing drinks and wind, recover, collapse into the posada.

    EVENING: Back to Joe Pinguinas for more good cheap fare; fewer vendors than last night; a German boatmate greets us. Then we stroll through souvenir paradise and roll to the pricey gas station for some sticker shock, and finally back to the posada. Manana: Chichi, a half-mile greater elevation; market day. Oh-lay!




    SONGS:

  • Across Lake Atitlan
  • To Huehue(tenango)
  • Tourist Toes

  • TOURIST TOES

    Sticking out from sandals
    Hairy focking vandals
    Tourist toes, tourist toes
    -
    Hang'em in the water
    The fish are going after
    Tourist toes, tourist toes
    -
    See the ocean swimmer
    She's a seafood dinner
    Tourist toes, tourist toes
    -
    Kidnappers are serious
    They're sending evidence
    Tourist toes, tourist toes
    -
    Dancing in the streets
    Listen to the beats
    Tourist toes, tourist toes
    Tourist toes, tourist toes


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