MAYA-HO DOS!
To Central America, 2005

a Journey Through Mexico and Beyond;
or, Driving Across Central America
With the CHECK ENGINE Light On
by Ric Carter

Week Fifteen
All The Way Back To Bisbee

[transcribed journal notes — slightly corrected & expanded & hand-coded — likely full of typos & errors & ommisions & wavering tenses & odd vague references & snide personal opinions & asides of no interest to anyone but the author — written as a stream-of-con­scious­ness travelogue, hence the curious style — this is not a blog, so you don't have to read it upside-down]


DIA NOVENTA OCHO:
Miercoles, 25 May 2005 - Maria Magdalena de Pazzi
Lagos de Moreno, Jalisco - Wednesday morning.

See The Previous Evening: ESCAPE

A tasty desayuno at the Fonda El Reloj, and we're off. We hop-skip-jump through forgetable large Aguascalientes to Zacatecas, another UNESCO World Heritage Site. Well. Think of a Mexican version of San Francicso without the ocean breezes. Nice wide (sometimes steep) gridlocked streets, etc. GOT TO GET OUT!! This is another place we'll return to by bus.

In fact, we're plotting our future southward trips. First-class bus rides to Zacatecas, Guanajuato, Taxco, Oaxaco, etc. Drives from Bisbee to Paquime, Copper Canyon, elsewhere in Northwest Mexico, Baja, etc. Cheap last-minute flights to Antigua, San Cristobal, wherever. A long flight to Peru (and buses to Equador and Bolivia) next winter. And another long drive to Yucatan and the Mayan lowlands some other winter, soon. But I digress.

AFTERNOONISH: We pass through a string of dusty towns under cumulus-laden azul skies; and Fresnillo, joshua trees and coyote melons dotting the roadside, a high Mojave almost. Someone has spelled out PEPE solidly in rocks on a hillside, futbol-field wide. And we undergo our first cargo inspection at a military checkpoint. They discover my size 18 tennis shoes, and marvel.

Beyond, near the Zacatecas-Durango state line, another military inspection at the edge of a pinyon-juniper woodland. Looking for drugs and weapons. Nothing to find. The CHECK ENGINE light goes off. It's a bother, not a whack. Not like the smokestack industry outside Durango city, near a "keep the highway clean" sign. Yeah, protect the road but spew crap into the air, eh?

Durango is another large city with a nice cathedral and few immediate prospects for us. Did I mention that we're driving far and fast, trying to outrun our dwindling budget? That means long distances, cheap meals, and whatever remote quarters we can find. Somewhere beyond Durango (and it's a long way to anywhere from there) we inquire at a Pemex station.

Q: Is there a hotel anywhere north of here?
A: Yes, there's one in Ciudad Juarez.
[3 million people, 800 miles away.] And I think in Chihuahua. [1 million people, 400 miles away.]

So we keep going north on the old Juarez-Mexico High Road. Our freshest tire is leaking, there's no help now in tiny San Juan del Rio, Durango, and the CHECK ENGINE light is back on. Darn. But we're driving over amazing desert mountains, threading the continental divide (the real one, not the Bisbee one). Ocotillos again clutch at the sky. A grey fox (very fat and fluffy and healthy, Maureen sez) runs across the road.

See SPANISH LESSONS: Translations


Miercoles, 25 May 2005 - Maria Magdalena de Pazzi
Rodeo, Durango - incandescent Wednesday evening.

Sunset in Rodeo, 95°f; women have just folded and stowed the umbrellas with which they fend off the sun as they stroll languidly along. But it's a dry incandesence. We're in a disspiriting little town just above a junction. a string of the usual business hopes and despairs. Big state medical clinic, a bank, some parts shops -- could we find repair and rest here?

We stop at a VULKANIZADOR (tire repair) shop, but they're just closing. A helpful guy hops in his pickup, leads us down the road town to another — closed. All the others in town are closed now. But here's a hotel! And it's hellish. We straggle on. Another hotel, but derelict. At the north edge of town, another hotel, freshly orange-painted, and a room is available. The rate is robbery, but we're beat.

So here we are. And now we think to maybe take a sidetrip to the upper reaches of Copper Canyon, where some supposedly cheap hostelries exist. Avoid the rush back to Bisbee, stay in Mexico a little longer, make this trip last more than 100 days. The price of this delay: more tuna salad sandwiches eaten at the roadside or in motel rooms.

We sup on such sandwiches (instantly dried) and fruity soda and cable TV, both channels. The orange ALOHA electric fan swivels and comforts us. If there be noises outside, we don't hear them.

NOTE: I haven't given detailed descriptions of the lovely xerophytic landscape lately. Sorry. It kinda looks like what I wrote in my Chihuahua-Parral-Torreon notes (click here). We've been whizzing past, which is not a good way to observe subtle desert nuances. We'll go slower when we return for some of the Northwest Mexico drives we've planned, and I'll paint more word pictures. Stay tuned for the further adventures of The Gang That Couldn't Drive Straight.



DIA NOVENTA NUEVE:
Jueves, 26 May 2005 - San Felipe Neri
Rodeo, Durango - early Thursday.

SUNRISE: Light creeps over the sere shadowed hills east of Rodeo, Durango, across the town's flat-roofed (but for the occasional spire and pole) concrete and adobe buildings, through the bird-aura'd dry leaves of a barranca's foliage, to our window with Mondrian curtains. It's cooler outside, no more than 75°f in the fast-diminishing shade; cooler than inside. The door is open, the breeze enhanced by the all-night floor fan. Two tall red roosters try to forage inside; Maureen bars their entrance, feeds us with sandwiches from the last of our makings. The tire is flatter now. But it's a dry flatness.

For breakfast, sandwiches from what's left of our makings. Then limp over to the DESPONCHADORA VULKA (tire puncture repair shop). Thirty pesos (US$2.30) to patch two holes -- not as fast as a Guatemalan, but maybe stronger. And north on the old Pan American Highway. Get the hell out of Rodeo. But it's a dry hell.



Jueves, 26 May 2005 - San Felipe Neri
Creel, Chihuahua - Thursday evening.

MORNING: Durango and Chihuahua, in the rain shadow east of the crest of the Sierra Madre Occidentale is Wild West country. Road runners, road crews, potholes, tumbleweed. Dead coyote, dead snakes, dead dogs, dead chicken, dead fox, dead tires, dead cattle. Giant worms tunneling quickly under the dunes, to snag and devour any hapless wanderers... wait, that was the old film TREMORS. That was in Utah or someplace, not here. Whew.

Three shelled pickups are pulled up under a tree; a few guys are standing around a campfire, laundry hanging on a barb-wire fence; some women are walking down the roadside fence line. A working pickup with a roll bar passes us, a NINE INCH NAILS sticker in the rear window. The PanAmHwy here is a straight and bumpy road.

AERMOTOR windmills are chugging away. All the landscape is fenced with barbwire supported by sticks and branches. The valley widens to high plains. Birds fling themselves at our car. We pass scattered villages and ranches, and the towns of SLOW DOWN (Disminuya Su Velocidad) and DON'T THROW TRASH (No Tire Basura) flash by.

Scattered junipers in the dried bunchgrass, mesquites etc in the dips, poplars (alamos) in the washes. At the roadside: mustards, gentians, phaecelia, gourds, sun-heads, thistles.

[NOTE: there are many trees in the pea family (Fabacae or Legumes) with big seed pods and pinlike leaves, including mesquites, palo verdes, smoke trees, ironwoods, jacarundas, et al. Some are very difficult to distinguish while whizzing down the road. So I'll just call'em all mesquites and let Osiris sort'em out later.]


HUMOR: We see arched bridges seemingly made of multi-colored hula-hoops. There are no snows at Villa Las Nieves. We see the Bar Paralelo in Villa Mota. (Y'know, gymnasts use parallel bars. And 'mota' means cannabis. Someone there has a sense of humor.)

And then there's Checkpoint Humor. Imagine a couple driving down a Mexican road, arguing over something trivial. Tempers flare. The car approaches a military checkpoint. The guard waves them over. The driver rolls down a window and shouts, "They forced me to drive! She's the courier! The cocaine is hidden up her butt!" And then the fun begins. Ha.

(In Maureen's original version, the roles are reversed. Imagine that.)


NOONISH: A few months ago we drove through Hidalgo del Parral, couldn't find a room, and continued until we were so exhausted that we spent way too much money on a lousy noisy "auto hotel" in Ciudad Jiminez. You may have read about it (click here). Now we hit the outskirts of Parral, refuel and reload, and slide on around the hot town. Hidalgo is like Guanajuato and Zacatecas etc, worth visiting on a bus, not to be driven into.

We climb out of Parral, start ascending into the Sierra Tarahumara. (The CHECK ENGINE light goes off again; but we're no longer in Central America, so I'll keep the subtitle.) Instead of concrete blocks, the houses are made of adobe with tin roofs, the roofs held down with big rocks. Then higher, and more trees, and lumber trucks, and up rocky canyons that look like the country around Prescott, Arizona. And up and up.

At some minor mountaintop intersection hamlet we skirt another military checkpoint (we don't get to try out our Checkpoint Humor comedy routine there) and grab some cheap tasty burritos and cruise high and higher, then down into big bold brawny barrancas, a beautiful Upper Chihuahuan Desert scene. Some kind of mesquite or ironwood, some tough and willowlike, some platy­opuntias (pancake cacti) with pads the size and shape of dinner platters. And beyond the blue horizon: RAIN!

Some of the barrancas remind us of the south end of Anza-Borrego, but I won't explain that now. Then low mesas with lava caprocks topping friable alluvium, delineated by sharp washes. Our road twists and turns along their margins. And the sky behind us is black with storm.

CLIMBING: We climb up into serious forests, predominately jack-pines, with firs and other pines; some small-leaf oaks and assorted broadleafs; manzanita, ferns, etc. Eroded valleys of compacted volcanic ash and lava flows. Some scattered ranches and sawmills, Excellent roads. We could be on the east side of the southern Cascades, except here are more shrines and no Smokey-The-Bear signs. And more Mexicans, of course.

Adobe houses and log cabins, some brightly painted. Roads wet with recent rain. Snow by the roadside. Clean air. Yum yum.

Maureen was sleeping quietly but she dreamed she was snoring so she woke up. I thought I slept quietly but she says I was snoring hard. Not at the same time, of course. We take turns driving etc.

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather; not screaming in terror, like his passengers." Didn't Emo Phillips say that? Whatever.

BARRANCA DEL COBRE: Around a bend we see some clean white dogs and our first Tarahumara, and old guy in a traditional square-bowl-cut and shawl and shorts. Around another bend and we're looking and dropping into the gorge of the Rio Urique, la Barranca del Cobre (aka Copper Canyon), the uppermost of a series of forested Grand Canyons. We have to stop for a look. Oops, don't walk in the burro shit.

So many sierras. (Wake up, California, yours isn't the only one. Don't be so possessive.) So many rock layers. So many road curves. So many cows. So many opportunities for those cows to get lost. So many scoured canyons with little farmsteads just above flood level. Maureen says the settled areas look much like Alaska, ratty cars and all.

A railroad runs down the Copper Canyon region, one of Mexico's grandest excursions. Many vistas and cascades and other spectacles are scattered throughout the area. We're going.

EVENING: We'be taken a quiet room for at least four nights at the guidebook-recommended off-road Huespedes Perez in Creel. Our lodging and most of Creel are very Alaskan circa the late 1960s, sez Maureen. We can set up a kitchen, buy cheap food, stay awhile and explore. Fun fun fun. And buy some Tarahumara goodies, sure. I've already seen a big great cheap black olla (clay jar) I want to run off with.

Creel looks to be a simple small backwoods town that's a major stop on a fabulously scenic railway line. Creel is the gateway to the Copper Canyon and Tarahumara region, with appropriate tourist infrastructure. There's a zocalo down from the train station, one street running to the highway and a few short side streets, all roads loaded with shops and hostels and internet parlors. We're at elevation (7700 feet), the air is chilly, the rain has started.

Other than Maureen regretting eating onions with dinner, we're doing great. Nobody has heaved lately. Tomorrow we'll start poking around town and, and we'll see what crawls out.




HISTORY:

Many names important to Mexican history adorn streets and towns all over the country. Plug these names into the Google search box below and see what pops out.

  • Alvaro Obregon
  • Agustin de Iturbide
  • Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna
  • Aquiles Serdan
  • Belisario Dominguez
  • Benito Juarez
  • Diego de Mazariegos
  • Emiliano Zapata
  • Francisco Leon
  • Francisco Madero
  • Francisco Pancho Villa
  • Guadelupe Victoria
  • Guillermo Prieto
  • Ignacio Allende
  • Jose Morelos
  • Jose Maria Pino Suarez
  • Josefa de Dominguez
  • Juan Alvarez
  • Lazaro Cardenas
  • Maria Adelina Flores
  • Melchor Ocampo
  • Miguel Hidalgo
  • Niños Heroes
  • Pantaleon Dominguez
  • Pascual Orozco
  • Porfirio Diaz
  • Ricardo Flores Magnon
  • Santos Delgollado
  • Sebastian Lerdo de Tejada
  • Valentin Gomez Farias
  • Venustiano Carranza
  • Vicente Guerrero
  • Victoriano Huerta

  • DIA CIEN:
    Viernes, 27 May 2005 - San Agustin de Canterbury
    Creel, Chihuahua - Friday morning, slight drizzle.

    Now I need to learn to count over a hundred in Spanish. That's because we're on Day 100 of this trip, and it continues. But I digress. I look out the window at an adobe-brick wall, adjacent log cabins, a couple propane tanks, log benches. In our room are concrete floor and inner walls but cement-chinked log outer walls, a ceiling of wood planks supported by vigas (log beams) with single bare bulbs hanging down in room and bathroom (which doesn't stink), a quaint assortment of wooden beds, and a small wood-burning stove. We have a long homemade window with fluffy pink curtains. Each bed is piled deep with blankets. All that's missing is a moose head on the wall. Ah, the frontier life...

    Maureen just worked the budget. For the journey, we're over by US$104.50. That's over the course of 100 days, or a little over a buck a day. That ain't bad (on average). Whittle that down a bit, and we can stay here 'til we're sick of the magnificence. That's assuming some nasty little symptom of mine (you DON'T want to know) goes away.

    AFTERNOON: Creel is more than a one-horse town (a few have been ridden through) but it's definitely cozy. We brew some super mocha dipped with pan dulces for a cheap sweet breakfast, then wander a third of the few streets here. We poke some baskets loose from a few shops; buy food (CHEAP! Fresh eggs, 90 centavos per dozen, that's EIGHT U.S.A. CENTS!) to cook in the messkit and propane burner we've hauled all over Mexico and haven't used until now; return for a fresh-steamed lunch; and rest. We're tired from long days of long drives. Thunder lulls us to sleep.

    Cats stroll past our door. Healthy, fat cats. We haven't seen their like in Mexico until now. No dogs foraging in the streets here. There's an annoying hum from an electric pump, but while it hums, we have water pressure. It doesn't hum after dark. Shower early.

    A young Germanic couple have the next-door log cabin. Three cats are peering into their open door. Casa de Perez is popular with internationals. The rooms and cabins are 'rustic'. One gets here by walking over a green steel footbridge over a sometimes stream, or driving into an ominous pool in that stream, or finding a line of thin alleys and driving around. We are away from the town's tiny hustle-bustle.

    Other hostelries in town are more modern and motel-like, and immediatedy upon paved roads. They are filled with Mexicans up from hot Chihuahua for the weekend. Modern Mexicans seem to prefer modern motels to rustic cabins. Imagine that. Some gringos, besotted by luxury, may prefer the Best Western and Howard Johnson establishments. But not us; we're rugged, and cheap, and almost European, except that we don't smoke.

    At the Artesanias Mision, a shop whose proceeds fund the Tarahumara Indian Mission Hospital, we meet Daniel, a big celtic gnome down from Oregon with his wife. They are on an adventure that requires topographic maps. They traveled here by bus. We may do likewise when we return; Creel is a long long day's drive from Bisbee, or a good first class bus ride and scenic train shuttle. However we do it, we'll be back.

    EVENING: What could happen now? Nothing much. Something may happen tomorrow. We may drive to the nearest cascada, or check with management here about cheap tours or nearby attractions. We'll probably save the big Cascada Basaseachi (18th highest waterfall in the world) or nearby Piedra Bolada (world's 12th highest) for our drive out. We'll take a train ride soon. But tonight? Nada. Nada damn thing. Uh oh, here come the cats again.





    DIA CIEN UNO:
    Sabado, 28 May 2005 - San German
    Creel, Chihuahua - sometime Saturday.

    REMEMBER: So what we do last night but nothing? Well, we cruised the main for pan dulces and came back with some big fine cheap ollas. And then all the cats ran for cover, and the ferocious thunder and hailstorm commenced, and the power flickered, and all was well. Nothing much.

    You may wonder why I've previously mentioned the CHECK ENGINE light. It first went on last October, as I drove back to the central Sierras from southern Oregon. Expensive servicing revealed and replaced a bad O2 sensor. The light went out, then came back on, but by then we were in Bisbee, far from the service provider. Subsequent research revealed that the engine has six such O2 sensors and they're all prone to failure, requiring expensive replacement, with no guarantee that they won't go bad again. Info from the sensors feeds into the onboard computer that regulates fuel flow. So having the CHECK ENGINE light on means that fuel consumption is not optimal and that we're probably polluting, but otherwise the engine isn't much affected. So screw it. That light is just another form of entertainment, less bothersome than bird droppings or big squashed bugs on the windshield, or having the 4WD-LOW lights flashing off and on like spastic fireflies.

    Anyway, we've been discussing selling both the little RV and the SUV and getting a smaller camper-van, more suitable for all sorts of long trips in North and Central America. Let someone else replace the damn O2 sensors. We'll worry about that after we get back from Peru-Ecuador-Bolivia next year.

    SONGS:
  • Beyond This Horizon
  • The Gringa Queen

  • MORNING: Breakfasting on our now-usual mocha and pan dulces, cooking up a pot of rice-eggs-vegs for a takeaway lunch, we hopped in El Coche and set off under dark cloudy skies for Divisadero, the Chepe (Chihuahua-Pacific RR) stop where the pavement ends. Here in the upper reaches of Copper Canyon (Barrancas del Cobre) the rolling alpine terrain is distinctly reminiscent of some High Sierra Nevada drives, the mountainsides littered with cedar, pine, juniper and others. One guidebook says the Sierra Tarahumara boasts the world's greatest variety of pines and oaks. It's in print so it must be true.

    Hairy horses and cattles stand in the road. Nothing reptilian about them -- all the reptiles are on vacation down in hot Hermasillo. Men work in a rough-cleared field, plowing with a horse and wooden plow, sewing grain by hand. :Log cabins with tin roofs amidst the conifers, occasional sharp rocks, occasional glimpses of valleys below. And the CHECK ENGINE light is back on.

    We reach Divisadero Barrancas, where the rocky terrain suddenly drops away down to tropical valleys cutting into alpine ridges. Here and a little ways beyond, at Posada Barrancas, are large resorts whose scope and vistas (and prices) compete with the North Rim lodge at Grand Canyon, Arizona. Sharply dissected canyon walls fall steeply away from finely dressed miradors; viewers stand gaping at the sublime admixture of earth, air, forest, water. It helps that storms are sweeping in, mists rising in the cuts and draws.

    The lodges are decorated with native pots, baskets, carvings, fiddles. At their entrances are numerous Raramuri vendors willing to sell you the same. One guidebook says, "The Tarahumari Indians call themselves the Raramuri. We should call them this too." Raramuri women in traditional garb are easily seen, with their long primary-color dresses and bright patterned rebozos (shawls), sometimes with a child wrapped and carried in the latter.

    We drove past the end of the line, checking out possible cabaña rentals. At one give-up point a man and his son prevailed upon us to buy some nice Copper Canyon rocks. A jar of opals was offered. We know nothing of opal. Hey Logan, do your jewelery makers need any?

    NOONISH: We parked at a dramatic overlook and munched our lunch as the full fury of the icy storm beat down on us. Well, it WOULD have been a dramatic overlook, but for the driving rain. Canyon? What canyon?

    Maureen says the best thing about Taxco was watching the town and the sweeping storms from our terrace. What's best here is the fresh clear cool air, and what we can see of the canyons; the storms just drop in for a heavy visit from above, then leave in their own time.

    Across from the Divisadero train station is a line of sheltered stalls, a Raramuri Mall. The storm blasted us as we ran under the overhangs. The stalls are filled with the usual textile-ceramic-carving-copper doodads. At the top of the line, a woman was cooking food on a blazing oil-can stove. We each feasted on a tortilla-wrapped chile relleno, the best we'd ever tasted.

    Eating a relleno beside us is middle-aged Rafael, a local man who normally escorts tours in the canyon, but now was not a good time for that. Rafael is a singer-songwriter; the state sponsored a contest for the best song about Chihuahua, and Rafael was one of 21 finalists. But the storm is too loud for Rafael to sing us his song.

    We're told the landscape is immensely spectacular beyond Divisadero, with some of the most rugged terrain in North America. 50,000 to 100,000 Raramuri live in this fastness, in villages or cabins or caves or just nomadically. They used to inhabit most of Chihuahua but were pushed back by the Spanish and Mexicans. Sound familiar? We read that they are now mostly happy and mostly successful in maintaining traditional ways. It's in print, so...

    Today is not the day for a scenic train ride. The full-bore ride is 1st-class with an overnight stay at either end. Such would cost a few hundred dollars. Not this trip.

    RETURN: We cruised homeward in the diminishing storm, looking for more cabaña possiblities, but nothing beats our current quarters, And so back into Creel. Creel is a lumber and tourist town set in a shallow rocky valley of carved tufa hoodoos and eroded boulder stacks at the edge of treed ridges. The town is bigger than it first appears but not by much. It stretches along the Chihuahua highway a little ways, out the rail line a much shorter distance, and down the heart of the valley. Any road may become a streambed or puddle or some other adventure.

    At the edge of town down the valley, a pack of dogs is worrying a horse who lashes out and runs to rejoin his band. Bicyclists of all ages churn through the gravel and mud. Would-be tourist developments rise and fall. Tourism must be a good business, though, judging by the number of newish pickups and sturdy houses.

    We walk down the main drag again, revisit the handcraft shops, buy the last goodies that we'll want here. Enough already. Any further shopping will be only for food. It's especially hard to pass by the hand-carved fiddles. Some Raramuri fiddle-makers are world-famous in Chihuahua for their white-wood instruments in various shapes. But I'm no fiddler and never will be one; any fiddle we got would be decorative only, and I just can't leave an instrument alone. Play it or leave it be, that's me.

    A baptismal party leaves the church, clothes informal to shiny. Raramuri kids run up to us with doodads we don't want to buy, then run off. A few cowpokes walk by, a few rapper teens, a few Raramuri and Ladino families, a few tourists.

    And then to our room, and a hearty soup, and into the arms of night. Who knows what tomorrow may bring?


    Maureen on Mexico and Alaska, etc.

    Why does Creel at 7700 feet elevation in the Sierra Tarahumara of Chihuahua Mexico remind me of the Alaska at sea level or thereabouts where I lived during 1966 - 1969?

    Well first, let's narrow down the vast territory of Alaska that I knew then. My home ground was the the couple of hundred miles around Anchorage and out into the Kenai penninsula. That area is sometimes called the 'banana belt' because of its moderate temperatures when compared to more northerly and/or interior Alaska. Weather in the 'banana belt' is moderated by the Pacific ocean current from Japan which flows northerly then hooks westerly along the land and circulates on down the coast to California. Along its way this warmer water meets the cold water of ice melt and a phenonoma occurs which naturalists call an 'upwelling'. That means the warm water rides up and over the cold water, and warms the adjacent land. The 'banana belt' of Alaska still gets ice and snow during the winter, but it is much more temperate than the great plains of Canada and the United States.

    Two afternoons ago when we rolled into Creel, Mexico, the blue sky was filled with enormous cumulo-nimbus clouds and a rare quality of light that comes from cool moisture in the air and the abundance of conifer covered hillsides. The air smelled fresh and clean. Great long draughts to the bottoms of my lungs tasted delicious.

    The road into Creel and those through the business district are paved, but the side streets are dirt with rain puddles that seem large enough to swallow small children. Many of the residences are log cabins with metal roofs. The stores are a mix of log structures and stucco over cement. Most have metal roofs, some unpainted, some red. Some stores and restaurants have Tarahumara versions of totem poles holding up the roofs. The store signs are all unique in design and colors. The stores contain the necessities for a small town population and a variety of handcrafts for the tourists. Off the main paved streets the houses are oriented every which way. No two are alike in structure and color. Some are arranged in family compounds. There are suspended walkways over the water courses so folks don't need to walk the long way around to the market. It looks like everyone does 'his own thing' and gets along just fine thank you very much.

    There are dogs running full out in the highway for the pure joy of movement or the hope of catching the dog ahead. The vehicles are mostly well used trucks. There are some modern additions here of SUVs and the rare front wheel drive passenger car.

    The locals who are not dressed in the brilliantly colored clothes of the Tarahumara are in jeans, sweatshirts and baseball hats for their every day activities. A very few are in cowboy hats and boots. Only the tourists dress fancy in their goretex jackets, and silver jewelery.

    But this is Mexico. Most business people speak Spanish and English, with no Alaskisms like 'chichako' and Alcan highway.. The CD store blasts popular Mexican music from large speakers on the sidewalk, instead of country/western inside the store. The restaurants sell mostly Mexican food,instead of moose and deer and salmon. Gasoline is the same price as everywhere else in Mexico, instead of all the market will bear. The grizzly bears are all gone, not waiting for you in some remote woods.

    This is NOT Alaska, but Creel has all the essence of an Alaskan town circa the 1960s. Impromptu survival in a rugged wilderness. Fresh air and make-do people. Nothing fancy, but everything is tough and glorious and matter-of-fact.


    DIA CIEN DOS:
    Sabado, 28 May 2005 - Cuerpo y Sangre de Cristo
    Creel, Chihuahua - Sunday Will Never Be The Same

    Late Saturday night we discussed my unmentionable symptom and decided that it warrants a return stateside for medical attention. No super-rush but no dawdling either. So this journey is about over; we should be back in Bisbee late Monday or Tuesday; this journal and newsletter will end there. I'll let y'all know where to follow our further adventures, and where to see the pictures from this one when I post them.

    MORNING: The sweet breakfast, the cooking-up of the takeaway lunch, the late start, the short excursion through the Arareko area, the local equivalent of Monument Valley in the Navaho Nation. The monuments here aren't as grand, but the ejida (collective) does the best they can with what they have.

    We followed directions past the graveyard, whistling as we went. We paid our toll and drove a very rough road to a cave mouth, then to Valle de los Hongos (Mushrooms) and Valle de las Ranas (Frogs), then to the Valle de las Monjas (Monks), etc. Somehow we missed the Valle de las Chichis (Breasts). All these are rock formations, hoodoos and spires and eroded shapes in volcanic tuff. I'm reminded of various nature tours (above and below ground) where viewers were exhorted, "Use your imagination! See there, there's an eagle! And there's Mickey Mouse! And there's two alligators humping!"

    Tour vans and family groups in SUVs followed this same route. The so-called Mushroom Rocks stop presented a fine sales opportunity for Raramuri folks with handcraft items. Alas, we'd already topped-off with goodies, so no sale.

    WHAT ROAD? We tried to follow the ambiguous map to Lake Arareko. So did a young French couple on a motorbike, who turned out to be our upstairs neighbors. After some flailing about in fields, they disappeared cross-country while we cheated, returned to the highway, approached the lake from the easy side.

    We stopped at a small ancient mission that never rated a full-time priest.. We lunched on rocks above Lake Arareko, in a rocky basin surrounded by piney forests, and fended off the usual small vendors. We perused the roadside artesan shops. We saved our money and energy.

    Do not think that we were disappointed on our excursion. The terrain is splendid, farms and ranches scattered among the wilderness and spectacles — another similarity to Monument Valley, especially the Mystery Valley portion. (For a description, click here.) Blue skies with scattered cumulus clouds, a tasty mild breeze, hairy cattles and horses, jumping goats with their guardians (canine and/or human), picturesque frontier dwellings, all combined for a good experience.

    AFTERNOON: We drove to Cusarare village, hoping to see its mission. What we saw was the entire populace sitting around taking Sunday afternoon off, but not quite as we expected. The town was totally sexually segregated. All the women in bright garb sat and stood around the mission. All the men in dark garb sat and stood around buildings across from the mission. There was no intermingling; and we outsiders were the center of attention. One exception to the isolation: a kilometer from town, a young couple sat beside the road, backs to a cattle fence. But each leaned against separate fence posts, about eight feet apart.

    We looped back through Creel and out the other side, down the Chihuahua highway a few miles, in more beautiful bumpy country so reminiscent of the Rockies or Cascades. A circus was set up in an adjoining town, but all the animals looked familiar, like local farm critters. A turquoise scarecrow guarded an empty field. Chupracabras scurried through the underbrush. Vampire bats descended on herds of hapless cattle. Just the usual, eh?

    The rest of the day's details are tedious. Resupplying, resting, packing all but the direst necessities against tomorrow's early departure. Meeting the friendly Mexican neighbors, unavoidable after their kids wander into the room. Waiting for the water pump to switch back on. Wondering whether to build a fire, and with what. Listening to the lonesome train whistle. Move along, folks, there's nothing to see here.




    BRAND NAMES:

    Some Mexican brand names (especially of foods) strike us sharply, likely due to our own cultural baggage. Here are some of our faves. More to come...

  • FUD (meat products)
  • LALA (dairy products)
  • BIMBO (breads)

  • DIA CIEN TRES:
    Lunes, 30 May 2005 - San Fernando
    Creel, Chihuahua - Monday, Monday.

    We've had a pleasant stay here at Casa de Huespedes Perez, run by Doña Luli. But we wouldn't want to be here in the winter, with woodsmoke accompanying the room heat. And there are certain issues with the water pump that need to be resolved. But otherwise it's comfortable and the people are great.

    The sweet cheap breakfast, an early start for a change, and we're ready for the return trip. The maps show s 'shortcut' to bypass Chuhuahua City; we don't really need the WalMart there anyway. And so the adventure dwindles. But we'll have a lot to talk about.

    DEPARTURE: Out of the carved-tufa valley embracing Creel, past the turquoise scarecrow, past the dull circus (but it's better than nothing), across the high sierra. Past logging and market towns built of timber and adobe and cinderblock and tin, and villages and hamlets of the same.

    Past a sign for Los Robles but no oaks were to be seen, just pines. Robles made me think of Robards, Jason Robards, and then I thought of a good cinema triple-bill: THE AVIATOR, with Lenny DiCaprio as the young Howard Hughes; MELVIN AND HOWARD, with Robards as the old Hughes; and THE OUTLAW, the risque western that Hughes produced. Do I free-associate too much? Can or should I be stopped?

    Past the arroyo and hamlet of Los Anchos -- is this where Los Anchovies are from? Another Alaska touch hereabouts: raised food caches, little log cabinettes raised on pole stilts to keep edibles away from hungry whatevers. ("They're called CRITTERS," says Maureen.) And now we're past all the villages with cumbersome but euphonious Raramuri names.

    Down lower, then a zone of scattered pinyon-juniper and jack pines, mostly cleared for cattle and cultivation. And bigger towns -- La Junta, where the CHEPE on- and off-loads RVs. And Cuahtehmoc, heart of the Mennonite country, an unassimilated Germanic community. Naw, we'll skip past Cuahtehmoc and take the back highway to Nuevo Casas Grandes. Adventure!


    STRATEGY: We've been talking strategy. If my medical checkout is OK, we could more-or-less stay around Bisbee until our Mexican insurance and papers expire in early August, use Bisbee as a base for excursions-explorations in northwest Mexico. ("And get back on budget," says Maureen.) The Nacozari region, Paquime and Mata Ortiz, much more of the Copper Canyon area, back roads in the Sierra Madre Occidentale, there's a lot within range. The journey and journal need not end yet. And the CHECK ENGINE light is still on.


    ALAMO: We pass a sign that brings to mind General-Presidente Santa Anna, which brings to mind the Alamo in Texas. Ah, those brave Texicans, fighting and dying for independence and glory and... and slavery. That's what the Texas Secession fight was really about, establishing a feudal slave state in free Mexican territory. Don't ever forget that. The Texicans were slavers, scum. And they won, for awhile. But I digress.


    Opinion Of The Day: TARAHUMARA-RARAMURI CRAFTS


    CONTINUING: Through the high-plains farming village of San Tomas (yet another one), we might as well be in Yerrington Nevada USA, that's Darcy Farrow country. Then more wide fenced ranchlands, mountains on all horizons, dead cattle by the road, boundaries marked by fences of rough brancehs and four barb-wire strands.

    In the center of the road are three solid yellow lines, which means: "Really, DON'T PASS, we mean it!"

    There's a sign for Restaurant Szechuan - Comida China - most economical food in the region - and we think, "WE WANT CHINESE! Not Mexican Chinese or Guatemalan Chinese or Oklahoman Chinese (which is even worse than Oklahoman Mexican), but CHINESE! Or maybe Pad Thai will do.

    The words MUEBLES PORTILLO (Portillo's Furniture Store) are painted in squinty letters on a dark weathered barn. I read this as MUDBALLS. My failing eyesight and mind can be quite entertaining, eh?

    What's worse, being stuck behind a slow truck or a slow police car? How about being behind a police car that's behind a slow truck in a twisty mountain pass? This cop looks like he's either taking his whole family out for a ride, or taking someone else's family in for questioning. The little Nissan sedan is stuffed with heads, high and low. And he takes the corners VERY slow and careful. Maybe he doesn't want to shake up his mother-in-law too much.

    Finally we get radio again. What pops up is Hank Williams' JUMBALAYA done as a tuba-heavy couplas two-step. And it works. Ay yi yi.

    NOONISH: In Gomez Farias, the biggest cowtown around, we calculate that it's two hours to Nuevo Casas Grandes, three hours from there to Naco-Bisbee. We can be in our own beds tonight! We pass MUSICAL HAMBURGUESAS (Mickey Mouse lounges around, Scrooge McDuck serves papas fritos) and stop for our last (overprices) Comida Corrida. Like I said, this is a cowtown. Even the chicken comes with beef. For dessert, small marshmallows. And the tortillas just keep on coming!

    Across more plains; through Neuvo Casas Grandes (where the main road is all torn up), skipping past Paquime and Mata Ortiz, traversing a great agricultural valley. The landscape, both farm and desert, is much greener than 3.5 months ago. We can tell it's lush because our windshield is covered with squashed bug innards.

    Q: What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as it hits your windshield?
    A: Its asshole. (Lo ano)

    At the edge of the lowlands, another military checkpoint, run by a guy Maureen says looks like a sadistic WWII Japanese prison warden from an old war movie. Where are you going? Where did you come from? What's all this stuff in the car? Just 'provisions' from a 3.5 month drive, sir. OK, get going.

    Up into narrow savage desert mountains, steep slopes of sharp shattered stones, the road sinuous and bumpy, but not nearly as leprous as last time. Maybe someone read my comments about Mexico's worst roads being in northern Chihuahua-Sonora, thought, "Ay carramba! We can't have this!" and ordered extensive resurfacing. Right. But where are all the trucks?

    Through another (lower) desert mountain range and yes, the potholes have been filled, are being repaired even as I pen these notes. Maureen is driving this last hazardous stretch of road to Naco. It will toughen her up. OUCH! DON'T HIT ME!

    Wondering: When we return to Bisbee, will we see VIGILANTE THUGS GO HOME signs directed at the self-appointed border guardians?

    Into Sonora state, another military checkpoint. These guys are much niftier, dressed in desert camo instead of dark fatigues. Take one look inside and wave us on. We;re jumbled and muddy enough, we look like we've been car-camping in the sierra. The car is stuffed. If we have more than a couple days in Bisbee, we'll have to unpack and repack everything -- and figure out where to put all the Bisbee house stuff we want to take back to California. Y'know, stuff like the CD-DVD collection, all our clothes, the sewing and DVD machines, printer and scanner, books, handtruck, camping gear, paint, a gate, yard tools, etc. Yow.


    Lunes, 30 May 2005 - San Fernando
    Bisbee, Arizona - Monday stateside
    In the USA it's Memorial Day.

    RETURNING: Back in Naco, Sonora. It looks tidy and prosperous now, not that sleazy border town we 'saw' on our first pass. Clearing Mexican immigration took about 15 minutes (walking back and forth to ask questions and pay old fees); waiting in a line of cars to enter the US took about 10 minutes; clearing US immigration took about 5 minutes. (No search, just a couple questions from the fat old border guard, and "Welcome home!") A half hour total. We spent that long in Safeway getting breakfast and dinner supplies.

    We pulled up front of the house, walked in, spread out the take-out chicken dinner on the kitchen table. I stuck a fork in the bird and the phone rang. Of course, it's me Mum. Hi, Mum! Yes, we're fine. I'll call you as soon as I get my medical checkup.

    Then neighbor Carolina came by to welcome us back. She brought a balloon (to commemorate our ballooning budget deficit?) It's good to be here. What's next?

    SONGS:
  • A Beautiful Night (In Mexico)
  • Too Many
  • Street Vendor Blues



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