Northern Exposure II
Towards Alaska, 2005

a Journey of Forests, Mountains and Tundra,
or, Driving Across Canada With No Headlights
by Ric Carter

Songs/Verses/Lyrics/Etc #7

Being lyrics composed during the trip but not necessarily having much (if anything) to do with it, except as directed by blind fate.


-- WASHINGTON --

WEEVILS IN YOUR HEAD - [country] 7 October 2005 - Whitestone Lake WA

There's weevils in your head But it ain't so damn bad They've eaten thru all the way From your left ear to your right ear But you can still hear But you can still hear But you can still hear - There's weevils in your head But they ain't finished yet And you've started to forget And you've started to stink But you can still think But you can still think But you can still think - There's weevils in your head And they sound like an old song And you can't tell right from wrong And you really need a dring But you can still think But you can still think But you can still think

BOUNTIFUL SANTA BARBARA - [polyrhythmic] 7 October 2005 - Bonaparte Lake WA

He looked across the room but he couldn't see her face She gathered up the shadows like a blackjack dealer Only the trace of her mouth, lost in her smile Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara, holds all the cards tonight - The selenite candle flickered in the scorpio breeze He watched her turn to the door, he couldn't say a word The watermelon moon couldn't shape the details of his heart Santa Barbara, almost gone, almost out of his reach - He stoond on the beach as she sailed away into he dawn The sand blew over his feet, his knees, his hips, his heart No feasts, no songs, no bells, no histories, no mythologies Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara, lost again in the East

IT'S XMAS TIME AGAIN - [jolly sleighbells] 8 October 2005 - Bonaparte Lake WA

It must be Xmas time again There's Xmas bullshit everywhere Those Xmas carols in the air The bullshit artists pump'em out To set the proper mood To set the proper mood - Xmas time is here, by golly Bullshit mangers, bullshit holly Sleds and sleighs and bullshit reindeer Bullshit signs that commandeer Every available space Every available space - Xmas fever's in everywhere On every corner, every tree For merchants, a necessity Without it, they would all go broke And hafta find honest jobs And hafta find honest jobs - So clamp your fingers on your nose Buy bullshit presents for all those Who'll buy nice bullshit stuff for you Yeah, keep the economy rolling (rolling) It's Xmas time again It's Xmas time again

LET'S RUN AROUND NAKED (AND GET LAID MORE) [moderate country-western turnaround] 8 October 2005 - Bonaparte Lake WA

It's such a nice day, what're we doing inside? Let's jump on the wheels and take a long ride Roll the top down and suck up the countryside And pull over at some long-deserted roadside - [chorus:] Let's run around naked and get laid more Let's run around naked and get laid more Let's run around naked and get laid more It's better than being alone, alone It's better than being alone - We'll partake of something mildly alcoholic The sheep in the meadow can watch us frolic The birds overhead will stare incredulously down As we roll and writhe all over the ground [chorus] - [bridge:] Don't scare the cattle, don't scare the cattle Don't scare the cattle, don't scare the cattle Don't scare the cattle, don't scare the cattle [instrumental] - It's summertime, time for fun in the sun And to get a good tan on yer thighs and yer bum And to come and to go and to go and to come Like yer average uninhibited barbarian [chorus]

KYRIE'S NIGHT - [slow folk-rock] 8 October 2005 - Grand Coulee WA

Kyrie looks in the store window At treasures too small to shoplift Feels in a pocket for the gifts Of life and death and time Kerry is lit up from inside By electricity and wine - Kyrie walks slowly down the street The wind blows beneath Kyrie's feet The wind blows truth down the alleys The wind blows in from the south The wind laughs in the windows The wind hits like a fist - Kyrie leans in at the old corner Sees again every familiar face Escapes with a quick embrace Kyrie holds a sharp knife up And slices past a faceless begger And throws something in a cup - The wind blows up from Mexico Kyrie begins the journey home Kyrie is never quite alone A false hand here, a mechanical laugh A tongue tasting the silver air And something cut in half - The wind blows up from Mexico The wind blows under Kyrie's shadow The shadows never stay up late To watch a posthumous debate Kyrie looks in the store window And is lit up from below

MY MOTHS AND SPIDERS - [fast techno] 10 October 2005 - Grand Coulee WA

[chorus:] I call them down and they do my bidding Moths from the Moon and spiders from Mars I call them down and they do my killing And not a moment too soon - My friends the moths have sharp moth teeth And little moth hands and little moth feet And long moth tongues that lick at your brain And big moth eyes that drive you insane [chorus] - My friends the spiders have bloated butts And crystalline fangs to rip out your guts And legs of steel and hearts of fire And they realize my every desire [chorus] - My friends the moths will smother your head And fly down your throat till you're half dead My friends the spiders will tear you apart And give me your juicy pulsing heart [chorus]

TWO SMALL BIRDS - [lilting dulcimer] 10 October 2005 - Grand Coulee WA

Two small birds fly over the sleeping city The red bird of wonder, the blue bird of love Look down from above the spies from the gods - Two small birds watch with four unblinking eyes The shadows in the streets, the friends hand in hand The lovers mouth to mouth, the killers hand to throat - Two small birds sing (sing) their darkling songs That fly in the ears of priests and lovers and criminals That fly in the ears of cops and dreamers and lunatics - Two small birds fly and cry along the city walls Over rustling in alleyways and rustling in beds Over desperate dangers and desperate loves - Two small birds disappear in the urban sunrise Their songs and cries echo down the concrete canyons Their wingbeats echo off closed mouths and eyelids - Two small birds...

YOU'LL TELL THEM EVERYTHING - [drum+bass] 10 October 2005 - Grand Coulee WA

When the town guards come to ask you questions You'll tell them everything, you know you will With the prodding of sharp points into your flesh You'll talk about all the plotters and besiegers You'll talk of who paid you how much to do what You'll tell them everything, you know you will - When the Inquisition comes to ask you questions You'll tell them everything, you know you will With thumbscrews and racks and chains and hot irons You'll all the sinners and demons and witches You'll spill all the corruption in your soul You'll tell them everything, you know you will - When Homeland Security comes to ask you questions You'll tell them everything, you know you will With lie detectors, voiceprints, Guantanamo prods You'll reveal the terrorists, smugglers, liberals You'll tell them which chatrooms they should monitor You'll tell them everything, you know you will You'll tell them everything, you know you will You'll tell them everything, you know you will

THEY SAY SAN MIGUEL - [gritty gospel] 10 October 2005 - Grand Coulee WA

They say San Miguel was a gambling fool He'd sit on his stool, dripping with drool Playing with cards and dice and wheels And winning as much as he's losing Yeah, winning as much as he's losing - They say San Miguel was hot with swords And hot with babes and hot with words And cool as a cucumber in a fight Which happened 'bout every night He'd fight nearly every night - [bridge:] Hey there Miguel, take me away Hey there Miguel, open the door Hey there Miguel, row me ashore [instrumental] - They say San Miguel wore his hair in a Mohawk And waved it around whenever he'd talk They say San Miguel brews a might good beer But try it out for yourself Yeah, try it out for yourself - [instrumental]

-- OREGON --

HOT BONNIE'S MORNING - [railroad] 12 October 2005 - Echo OR

Hot Bonnie's morning was like any other Somewhere out in eastern Oregon She was hungry enough to eat a pine log Tired enough to smoke a horseradish Lonesome enought to do algebra out loud - Hot Bonnie's Morning was dry and hard Wind whistled along the edges Wind nibbled at all the raw places Wind almost washed away the tears Wet enough to plant a rose garden - Hot Bonnie's morning jumped like a grasshopper From place to place across hot asphalt Hot Bonnie felt twitchy and bitchy and scratchy Like a short-order waitress on a bad day Like a cheap politician left alone - Hot Bonnie's morning was like a jail cell With the key left in the lock in the door Hot Bonnie just has to reach out and turn it Push it wide open and take a walk Leave it behind like a hornet's nest

LOVELY CENTIPEDES - [bouncy turnaround] 12 October 2005 - Dale OR

Look at all the centipedes come dancing down the street Kicling and a-gliding, yeah they're so mesmerizing Look at all the centipedes and all their cheery faces Dancing their way to your heart Dancing their way to your heart - Look at all the centipedes come whirling in your room Spinning and a-twirling, yeah they're such lovely vermin Look at all the centipedes, how graceful they are Whirling their way to your heart Whirling their way to your heart - [bridge:] The centipedes are friends, the centipedes are lovers There's so many groovy things about them to discover The centipedes kick high (HIGH), the centipedes dip low (LOW) There's centipedes wherever you go - Look at all the centipedes come chewing up the walls Chewing up your toenails, chewing up your balls Look at all the centipedes, their silver flashing teeth Chewing their way to your heart Chewing their way to your heart

I WON'T SAY A WORD - [slow torch] 12 October 2005 - Dale OR

It's OK if you love me, I won't say a word I can keep a secret, I promise It's OK if you need me, I might need you too In so many ways, so many ways - It's OK if you cry (cry), I won't say a word Nobody else ever has to know It's OK to cry, cry a million tears Our tears can flow together - [bridge:] And if your heart beats with mine It's only natural, as natural as the rain And if your bereath moves with mine It's like the secret wind that blows thru us everyday - It's OK if you hit me, I won't say a word Nobody else has to ever know It's OK if you beat me, I'll shoot you in the head And I won't shed a tear when you go

GLORIA IN EXCELCIS - [fast punkish] 14 October 2005 - Seneca OR

Here comes Gloria worked-up Scissors raised over her head Here comes Gloria screaming I can't understand what she said Maybe she don't love me no more Maybe she wants me dead - Gloria in a frenzy Gloria in excelcis Gloria in a loud rage Gloria in a wet kiss Maybe she don't want me no more Maybe that's what the message is - There goes Gloria thinking Steam coming out her ears There goes Gloria drinking Washing down Tequila with beers There goes Gloria stinking You don't want to go too near - Gloria in the corner Gloria in excelcis Gloria in a laundromat Gloria in Atlantis Maybe she don't need me no more Maybe I better just close the door

JUST ANOTHER WEREWOLF - [music hall] 14 October 2005 - Seneca OR

Oh he was just another werewolf up in Oregon Just another werewolf in the fog and rain Just another werewolf but he didn't complain Because he had a dream - [faster chorus:] Oh he's gonna go to Bollywood and be a star Stay out all night long and drive a fancy car Hire a barber and a fluffer and a cook in tights 'Cause his name is gonna be up in light, in lights Yeah, his name is gonna be up in light - He knew he had a talent with his werewolf charms He knew he was a winner with his werewolf arms And his werewolf legs made the ladies sit and beg To be the next ones in his werewolf bed [chorus] - So now he's really top-dog in the werewolf world He's got a little kennel full of werewolf girls And every full-moon night when he runs around and feeds The studio's there to satisfy his needs [chorus]

THE COLOURS - [slow bagpipes] 14 October 2005 - Seneca OR

White is the colour of the bones in her face The ghost electricity leaves a trace in the mirror Of the television wars, the terms of defeat White is the colour that colours her sleep - Red is the colour at her fingertips As she touches her lips for another taste Another rendesvous, another hard day Red is the colour that won't go away - Blue is the colour of her eyes in the light The shadow of night that flashes like diamonds Her mind tests the ice and slowly backs off Blue is the colour when her fingers are rough - Yellow's the colour that touches her hair When fluorescents dim and reality washes in And forgotten sins push their way past the curtains Yellow's the colour when she's almost certain - Green is the colour that grows around The moss on the trees, the grass on the ground And whenever a sound slips past her ears Green is the colour whenever she's near

SON OF KONG - [medium rappish] 15 October 2005 - Seneca OR

He jumped in his pickup and kick-started the engine Sped from Umatilla Oregon to Walla Walla Washington Up the Columbia Gorge and wires and winds and wavelets And the clouds of mosquitoes as he inhaled beer and cheetohs But he couldn't be late, 'cause he finally had a date No he couldn't be late, the Son of Kong had a date - He usually spend his days feeling hairy and lonely He usually spent his nights feeling lonely and horny He couldn't touch the women 'cause they started to scream He had Forbidden Knowledge and he couldn't say a thing But he finally felt straight 'cause he finally had a date Things would come out straight, the Son of Kong had a date - He practiced his dance-steps on the floorboards and the pedals Danced to the rhythm of the mirror's dangling religious medals He thought, "Nothing can go wrong now!" and took another gulp Then a speeding semi smashed him into an unrecognizable pulp And it all came out so wrong (wrong) and he missed his date That's the end of the song, the Son of Kong missed his date

THE PICTURE - [blues w/ harmonica] 15 October 2005 - Seneca OR

Just another gallery opening; She went for the cheeze and wine But something about one canvas Started to eat at her mind She wiped her glasses carefully And looked at the picture again - There were faces and forms and furies, And hints of hells and heavens The gallery open at six o'clock And now it was almost eleven She squinted her eyes orientally And looked at the picture again - A voice behind her said, "It has no meaning," and breathed in her hair A hand on her butt and feeling her up, But she just didn't care She brushed the tears off her cheeks And looked at the picture again - After midnite the gallery's closing And like a statue she's standing Everything else blurs and fades, The outside world's receding She wipes her glasses carefully And looks at the picture again

MY BABY BLUES - [slow electric] 15 October 2005 - Seneca OR

I came home the other night, and my baby was gone Yeah, I came home the other night, and my baby was gone I felt so abandoned, I felt so all alone - I don't know what I did wrong, it was just some little thing No, I don't know what I did wrong, it was just some little thing Now I'm so all alone, life just doesn't have its zing - [bridge:] My baby always took real good care of me But now she's gone, I'm as lonely as I can be [insturmental] - Now there's nothing left here for me, I just gotta move away No, there's nothing left here for me, I just gotta move away My baby's body's in the basement, it'll keep for another day

LOLA AND THE BEETLES - [fast rock] 15 October 2005 - Seneca OR

Lola ran down the hill crying "It's the beetles! They're coming! They're flying!" Run Lola run Lola run Lola run The beetles will never stop trying The beetles will never stop trying - The beetles came swarming over the hill Like a flood in the sky and the ground Run Lola run Lola run Lola run The beetles will always be around The beetles will always be around - [bridge:] You hear their jaws clacking and their wings cracking You hear their legs pounding and now they're surrounding You feel then in your eyes and your mouth and your hair And everywhere, everywhere, everywhere, everywhere - Lola's stopped screaming, she's saving her breath BSeetles are almost on her like a tide of death Run Lola run Lola run Lola run The beetles will never stop trying The beetles will never stop trying

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