Northern Exposure II
Towards Alaska, 2005

a Journey of Forests, Mountains and Tundra,
or, Driving Across Canada With No Headlights
by Ric Carter

Songs/Verses/Lyrics/Etc #10

Being lyrics composed during the trip but not necessarily having much (if anything) to do with it, except as directed by blind fate.


-- CALIFORNIA --

ROADKILL MAESTRO - [fast country] 17 November 2005 - Panamint Valley CA

Well I'm driving down the road and I squished a pile of toads Three coyotes, eight jackrabbits and a skunk A few more armadillos done bounced offa my fender And last night I clipped a Vietnamese drunk - [chorus:] Here comes the roadkill master Here comes the roadkill master He's on the brink of disaster Here comes the roadkill master - People say I'm a bad driver but they're mostly still alive Or else they shut up when they see my gatling gun As for all those little critters, well they're out there on the road Can they help it if I catch'em when they run? [chorus] - Well I'm driving down the highway and some sheep are coming my way I could use some mutton chops and sheepskin rugs I'm the fucking roadkill master and it really is a blast So shut your mouth 'cause at least I ain't on drugs [chorus]

OUR LADY OF THE ANGELS - [tekno] 18 November 2005 - Panamint Valley CA

She pulls asymmetrical sunglasses over her eyes Our Lady of the bikini-draped angels Our Lady of the sun-godess surfers And tans from her toes to her navel to her neck - She merges into the barely-moving traffic Our Lady of the slow motorized angels Our Lady of the crosstown-commuting demons And does her isometrics behind the beaded steering wheel - She stops on Sepulveda for a Cambodian take-out Our Lady of the organic fast-food angels Our Lady of the non-bulemic slippery succubi And feels the nutrition at a cellular level - She crawls into bed with a special friend or three Our Lady of the sexually liberated angels Our Lady of the love-goddess demons And tastes the furthest edges of her mortality

DEATH VALLEY DAZE - [slow folk-rock] 18 November 2005 - Panamint Valley CA

He's lost in the desert, the wind is blowing He's drugged to the gills, his mind is going He's high in the haze of a Death Valley daze He's lost in the maze of a Death Valley daze - It's just after sunrise, the lizards are scurrying The light's in his eyes, the rattlesnakes are hurrying He laughs and he's naked in a Death Valley daze He's gonna get baked in a Death Valley daze - [bridge:] Whoa up podner, whatcha doing here? Whoa up podner, ya want another beer? Whoa up podner, are ya some kinda queer? Or are you just fucked in the head? - He was out there all night and the owls flew by He was dancing all night with the moon and the sky It's a long way from Nome to this Death Valley daze He's almost at home in this Death Valley daze - The sun's getting higher, his skin's getting tender In a couple of hours he'll be burnt to a cinder Just another lost saint in a Death Valley daze Ain't you glad that you ain't in a Death Valley daze?

EAT ME! - [Mexican polka w/accordian] 19 November 2005 - Pilot Ridge CA

You have such a wonderful mouth You have such a flexible tongue So EAT ME, EAT ME, EAT ME! And I'll stay forever young Yah I'll stay forever young - Just smear me with creamy peanut butter And dip me in mesquite honey And EAT ME, EAT ME, EAT ME! And I'll give you all my money Yah I'll give you all my money - Lick around in swirling spirals Flick around in swirling circles EAT ME, EAT ME, EAT ME! And I believe in miracles Yah I believe in miracles - Now get yourself in position And tighten up the traces And I'll EAT YOU, EAT YOU, EAT YOU! Big smiles on both our faces, yah Big smiles on both our faces, oy Big smiles on both our faces

LITTLE GRASSHOPPER - [fiddle & spoons] 19 November 2005 - Pilot Ridge CA

A little grasshopper by the side of the road Told me a truth that'll never grow old, said "Too many faces in high, high places Are stone cold dead from the head on down And when these faces stare down at you You better get out of town, kid, yeah You better get out of town" - A little grasshopper on a picket fence Told me a truth that made me tense, said "You're no genius, just a dull normal Your education was much too formal If you have a new idea, don't let it get away And get paid every day, kid, yeah Make sure you get paid every day" - A little grasshopper on a parapet Told me a truth that made me sweat, said "You'll never get rich, you'll never get hold Of that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow You'll always be just a working schlub..." So I crushed that fuckin' bug, folks, yeah So I crushed that fuckin' bug Who wants to hear all that crud, folks? So I crushed that fuckin' bug

BON VOYAGE - [sickly rich pop] 20 November 2005 - Volcano CA

I'm back from another long journey It must have been a successful journey 'Cause I still have some pills left And I haven't lost my mind yet And I haven't taken up cigarettes And now I'm back home, back home - It wasn't a real adventurous journey Just ten thousand miles of ordinary I didn't drive off of any cliffs I wasn't held up by bandits (this time) I ain't all covered with bug bites But I didn't make it to Nome, to Nome - [bridge:] Where did all the time go? Where did all the space go? Where did all my money go? [instrumental] - I'm ready for the next long journey I hope I don't come back on a gurney I'll pack up some fresh pills And I'll take out a new will And stay away from mandrills And take out another loan, a loan And take out another loan

SAN ANTONIO - [Oaxacan waltz] 20 November 2005 - Volcano CA

San Antonio lived in the desert I live in the desert too San Antonio wore rough old sandals I wear rough Mexican shoes San Antonio ate roots and locusts I just eat organic goo I ain't lost 'cause I got a compass But San Antonio, where are you? - San Antonio dressed up in homespun And I wear my thrift shop clothes San Antonio peed on the cactus And I use a garden hose San Antonio prayed all night I party from dusk til dawn I know which path to fall down on But San Antonio, where have you gone? - San Antonio had sex with chickens And I've screwed a few cluckers too San Antonio drank rough red wine And I've had my share of that too San Antonio ate belladonna And I stick to mescal beans We've both had grand hallucinations San Antonio, what have you seen? - San Antonio smelled pretty bad I don't shower much myself San Antonio didn't read magazines But I keep Penthouse on the shelf San Antonio lived like a monkey And I've gone completely ape But I've visited him in my time machine I have proof - just look at this grape

Foundation: Matter the Body Itself
—D.G. Leahy

Total presence breaks on the univocal predication of the exterior absolute the absolute existent (of that of which it is not possible to univocally predicate an outside, while the equivocal predication of the outside of the absolute exterior is possible of that of which the reality so predicated is not the reality, viz., of the dark/of the self, the identity of which is not outside the absolute identity of the outside, which is to say that the equivocal predication of identity is possible of the self-identity which is not identity, while identity is univocally predicated of the limit to the darkness, of the limit of the reality of the self). This is the real exteriority of the absolute outside: the reality of the absolutely unconditioned absolute outside univocally predicated of the dark: the light univocally predicated of the darkness: the shining of the light univocally predicated of the limit of the darkness: actuality univocally predicated of the other of self-identity: existence univocally predicated of the absolutely unconditioned other of the self. The precision of the shining of the light breaking the dark is the other-identity of the light. The precision of the absolutely minimum transcendence of the dark is the light itself/the absolutely unconditioned exteriority of existence for the first time/the absolutely facial identity of existence/the proportion of the new creation sans depth/the light itself ex nihilo: the dark itself univocally identified, i.e., not self-identity identity itself equivocally, not the dark itself equivocally, in “self-alienation,” not “self-identity, itself in self-alienation” “released” in and by “otherness,” and “actual other,” “it­self,” not the abysmal inversion of the light, the reality of the darkness equivocally, absolute identity equivocally predicated of the self/selfhood equivocally predicated of the dark (the reality of this darkness the other-self-covering of identity which is the identification person-self).


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