SEXES DIFFER! SURPRISE!
  SEXES FOUND TO HAVE DIFFERENT BRAINS. Baltimore (Reuters) -- Anatomists and cognitive scientists associated with the Brain Surgery School at the Johns Hopkins Medical Center today announced the totally unexpected discovery of significant differences in the internal cerebral structures of male and female humans.   Dr. Ima Putz, leader of the elite international multidisciplinary team representing 17 medical schools and laboratories in 13 nations, 8 states, 5 colonies and 2 space stations, described the gender-linked divergence as being "overwhelmingly basic, something we had no inkling of until now."   Speculation is rife that these structural differences may be linked with behavior and thought, lending credence to age-old notions of sex-based proclivities of humans and other hominids.   The scientific team is seeking new grants to enable further research in this promising area.