The Church Of The Otters will, as it develops, contain many features of interest to worshippers of all stripes and strokes, including [but not necessarily limited to] the following:

• The Hall Of The Dead, wherein one may, in an online environment, chat, eat, sleep and work with dead humans or other formerly corporeal entities;
• The Holy Sacrificial Altar and Barbeque Pit, wherein one may slaughter, dress, roast and season one's favorite sacrifice in preparation for consumption and/or offering to the Great Otter;
• The Shrine Of The Dead Storage Units, wherein one may place one's deceased disk drives, tape drives, paper tape/card punches/readers, or any other mass-storage devices that may have passed on into The Great Beyond, in a great pile of inoperable machinery that may one day reach into Otter Heaven;
• The Online Confessional, wherein one may
• The Roll-Yer-Own Bible Machine, wherein one may randomly assemble any desired quantity of biblical texts, be they canonical or apocryphal, in any/all available languages/translations;
• The Do-It-Yourself Divinity Kitchen, wherein one may cook up deities of whatever shape, flavor and texture one desires; confess their many sins in private or public, that all may know and approve and forgive your thoughts and deeds, and gain much entertainment thereby;
• The Belief System Assembly Line, wherein one may select from any/all of the myriads of interchangable, modular Belief System attributes available, and construct a Religious, Political, Economic, Artistic or Athletic belief system [Game] to suit one's own desires [also known as the Game Designer's Workshop]

While construction proceeds, please feel free to browse the following resources, scan the Church archives, and pay obesiance to The Great Otter -- and it wouldn't hurt to submit to the Barfing-Yak *, either.

Alas and alack, the Church is in great need of rebuilding, and a more generic linking structure is currently being designed. Have mercy on us, eh? But at least the formerly broken links below have been fixed, at least as of C.E. 3 July 2001. Whew. The * (asterisk) following some labels provokes searching. And be sure to see this crucifixion. (Oops, it's gone now. Aw shit.)