Much Yummy Stuff
Devouring With Gusto

by Ric Carter

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Eat It:  Wherein many aspects of devouring stuff (animals, vegetables, minerals; solids, liquids, gasses; brains, robots, aliens, angels, etc.) are explored and observed in more or less detail, depending on the appetite of the editor(s), if any.

Caution:  Recipes & reviews & menus found around here may seem to be edible and/or potable, and they probably are for some entity or another, but not necessarily for YOU! You may eat or be eaten, drink or be drunk, but it's all your own risk. Bon appétit, baby! 

 Cooking You & Eating You 

 Cooking you and eating you was more fun than I've had this week
 You looked so surprised - when - I carved out a steak
 Grilled fast over mesquite coals, you're almost organic
 A dash of TuleLake horseradish was all that it took

 Cooking you and eating you was really quite a challenge  
 You put up quite a struggle, until the drugs took hold  
 Just the right dose of morphine, M-S-G, D-M-S-O  
 Now you're so calm & tender, just like a free-range chicken 

 Cooking you and eating you was just the right experience
 I'd just feng-shui'ed the kitchen and I had to test it out
 The griddle's in the WEALTH bagua and needed some geraniums
 Now it's all adjusted, and you can just relax (relax) (relax)

Gentle Readers: Please send me your recipes, links etc regarding alien cuisine - you'll be credited if you so desire. Click on my email address below. --Ric


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