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GOODBYE TO 2005! HELLO TO 2006!
The next serving of this blog is right HERE!
* Death By Curry and Death By Caffeine (and another) and By Chocolate and By Cheeseburger and By Penguin Mints etc.
* Magnetize Your (Bad) Wine (and hope for the best!)
* Banana Guard: Protect Your Favorite Fruits Today, Eh?
* PETV: People For The Ethical Treatment of Vegetables
* Paleolithic Diet & Meatless Monday & KopyKat Recipes & Gingerbread Kama Sutra & Fart Facts & SPOTTED DICK
* α la carte (French-cooking and -eating foodblog en Anglais)
* Italian Food Forever (forget about low-carb and low-fat, eh?)
* The World's Healthiest Foods (that what it says, yeah sure)
* Make A Little Food Go A Long Way and MONKEY POPS! and Cooking For Engineers and Gourmet Salt and Last Breakfast
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.
—Fran Lebowitz
* The Way We Eat Now (why we're such fat pigs)
* The Vegan Threat! (more FBI surveillance now!)
* Nullify the vegetarian moral crusade! (right)
* TopSecretRecipes (cloning brand-name foods)
* MyPetFat (dieting by negative reinforcement)
* About Herbs (Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center)
* The Museum of Burnt Food: Celebrating Culinary Disasters!!
* Tasty McFries and Danger: BREAD! and Condiments Go Bad
* Accidental Hedonist FoodBlog (diet? who needs a damn diet?)
* Boring Stuff: Spice Encyclopedia and Cook-By-Numbers and Chocolate Recipes and Nutrition Data and Recipe Source
* Ten foods you should NEVER eat! (worse than fried cheeze)
* Naturopathic recommendations for food cravings (yummy)
* The 29 Healthiest Foods on the Planet (that's what it says)
* KITCHEN MYTHS: Everything you think you know is WRONG!
* Vegan Outreach: Ending cruelty to animals you can see. Don't eat animals you can see — let them eat you. Pull out your canine teeth so you can't shred flesh. Set your chickens free. Let your cattle and pigs run loose. Show compassion for your parasites.
* Snack food recipes from the ancient Roman baths, but fresh.
* Does Dieting Make You Fat? Or are you just a fat lazy slug?
* Guide to Menu English: How language (domestic & foreign) and punctuation manipulates expectations and takes your cash.
* Burrito BLog and healthy foods and pasta forms and ramen
* EatBabies:Recipes and Outrageous Recipes and bison chili
* Many USA cereal boxes (but why?) and turning orange (but why?) and Buttery Force (but why?) and hot dog lore (oh my).
Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?" —Elliot Sober
* Behold the Power of Cheesus (holy healing cheddar allelujah)
* Janet Jackson's Cupcake Recipe (just like you've seen on TV)
* 1950s British kitchen fittings, with recipes (not very exotic)
* SeeHere bLog portions: Food.1 & Food.2 & Beer.1 & Beer.2
* Food Costumes: You are what you look like what you eat. Or, have your food and wear it too. Or, don't play with your duds. Or, dress for sucksess. Or, bite me.
* A round thing with salt. You want one or not?
* Try Hufu, the vegetarian human flesh alternative.
* Support the Cannibal Flesh Donor Program now.
* The Twinkies Project: Better living through science.
* Wheat: symbol of life, prosperity, nourishment. What is pizza without a crust? Hamburger without a bun? Without it are no cakes, cookies, or pies. The common denominator in all is a little gold berry which, when ground, provides the flour to make all these: Wheat.
* Slim For Him: Christian dieting in America (Born-Again Bodies)
* INTUITIVE EATING: Lose Weight With The No-Diet Diet Diet
* TERRORS OF THE TABLE:
Curious/Insane History of Nutrition
* Frida Kahlo Tequila: Rather overpriced, if not exactly artistic
* If MSG is so bad, why don't all Asians have headaches?
* The Making of the Bible According to Cheese: Holy moly!
* World's first musical sandwich: Eat those Xmas caroles.
* Naughty Fruits! Regrettable Foods! Turkey Chips!
* Cook With Passion (but get nada for it so why even bother?)
* Queasy Bake Cookerator and Mixerator: Cook up some crud.
* Doggie Diner: Holy Trinity of the Dogminican Order! (& more)
* Clover Grill: "We Love to Fry and It Shows" (gone from NOLA?)
Eucharist, n. A sacred feast of the religious sect of Theophagi. A dispute once unhappily arose among the members of this sect as to what it was that they ate. In this controversy some five hundred thousand have already been slain, and the question is still unsettled. —Ambrose Bierce
The holiday feast season is upon us. The carnivorous in my social-familial circle foul their faces and fingers with the greasy remains of flesh and foul, mostly pigs and turkeys. THE BIRD IS THE WORD! (My sister reports visiting a Wild Oats 'natural foods' market; her mid-teens son was scared by the tofurkey.) 'Tis the season of glad festivity, of tryptophan and calorie overloads, celebrating the bounties of obesity. In this regard the US is joined by Britain, Australia, and even Mexico. Every town is FAT CITY. Yes, we are being fattened-up for harvest by Reptilioid aliens. Bother.
Feast, n. A festival. A religious celebration usually signalized by gluttony and drunkenness, frequently in honor of some holy person distinguished for abstemiousness. In the Roman Catholic Church feasts are "movable" and "immovable," but the celebrants are uniformly immovable until they are full. In their earliest development these entertainments took the form of feasts for the dead; such were held by the Greeks, under the name Nemeseia, by the Aztecs and Peruvians, as in modern times they are popular with the Chinese; though it is believed that the ancient dead, like the modern, were light eaters. Among the many feasts of the Romans was the Novemdiale, which was held, according to Livy, whenever stones fell from heaven. —Ambrose Bierce
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