"If Hell is paved with good intentions, it is, among other reasons, because of the impossibility of calculating consequences." —Aldous Huxley
MODEL HELLS:
- The Dantean Hell was an inverted cone, a number of concentric circles of 'levels' and 'rounds' like a giant open-pit mine, each zone containing certain classes of sinner, with the more intensive punishments being focused on transgressors situated in lower, more central circles.
- The military-industrial-corporate heirarchial model suggests another approach, similar to but inverted from the Dantean model, wherein greater punishments are doled out to the greatest number of transgressors, rather than to the fewest. The most blessed are the highest and fewest; the most damned are the lowest and most, as seen on a pyramid chart.
- A standard relational model may be employed, with the sin-punishment index for each transgressor consisting merely of pointers to the appropriate transgressions and retributions, thus linked to the appropriate subsections of Hell, which may be located for greatest efficiency.
- Hell may be seen as a randomized network structure, with each subsection linking to other sections by chance and circumstance. This is perhaps the most pernicious Hell, a maze of ever-shifting caves leading onto other caves, varying with no order or rationale, a chaos of confused paths that lead no-where. Physical torture become redundant; social / mental tortures are omnipresent. Yow.
- Hell may have evolved in ways similar to any other ecosphere, with related zones providing niches for various malefactors, tormentors, innocents, observers, scavengers, etc. Such a Hell may be effectively indistinguishable from our planet.
- There may be a complex system of Hells, possibly organized by belief-structure -- Xian / Jewish / Moslem hells, Buddhist / Hindu / Jain hells, animist / pagan / mystery hells, etc -- or by transgression / punishment -- thieves' Hell, demagogues' Hell, etc -- or by some other basis that's incomprehensible to humans -- and with some unknowable relationships, modes of intercommunication, migration, and other attributes. So, is Quaker Hell more sedate than Sunni Hell?
- Each individual may construct the Hell(s) most suitable to their own consciousness, giving a near-infinity of Hells, nearly unchartable.
- Other models of Hell utilize certain attributes:
dry Hell
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wet Hell
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icy Hell
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burning Hell
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green Hell
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blue Hell
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white Hell
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red Hell
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black hell
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work Hell
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taco Hell
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Tate's Hell
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toupee hell
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HTML Hell
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etc. These attributes may be combined in simple-to-complex-to-random ways.
Further Notes On Hell(s)
(Dictated to tape - rough draft)
Hell is inextricably bound up with concepts of afterlife, notions of existence after corporeal existence ends. There are many possibilities for such afterlives, including:
- When you're dead, you're dead. There is no afterlife. That's it.
- Or, when you're dead, your mental existence continues, indistinguishable from the preceding life. Either the afterlife is just the same as the life, or you die and you don't even notice and you just keep on going.
- Or, you die, and you have a 'soul', and it goes 'somewhere':
- That 'somewhere' may be indistinguishable from chaos, meaningless to normal humans, incomprehensible to living / conscious / sentient entities.
- Or the afterlife, like our conscious life, may be just another area within the universal Dreamtime of Aboriginal Australians.
- Or, a 'soul' may go to something like the old Catholic categories of Heaven, Hell, Purgatory - Purgatory being a waiting room, as it were, kinda like Limbo. A decision is made as to whether you 'deserve' Heaven or Hell, or whatever.
- Or you may automagically beam-down to any of a number of possible destinations, depending on your culture:
- the Happy Hunting Grounds of certain Aboriginal Americans
- somewhere into the 18 class-based levels of the traditional Chinese afterlife
- to any of the numerous Buddhist hells (not endorsed by Buddha himself)
- to an appropriate room in the Swahili 7-floor building (vast, underground)
- to the Viking realms of Asgard (heaven, for warriors) or Niflheim (icy darkness, for everyone else)
- thru one of the 7 gates into the Babylonian hell of Kurnugia
- into the Greek hell of Hades, or its lower pit of Tartarus, if you're not good enough for the Elysian Fields
- if you didn't qualify (by merit or bribery) for the Egyptians' glorious Fields Of Peace, you'd just be eaten by the lion/croc/hippo god Am-Mut
- you could bribe your way into the Aztec hell of Mictlan, or hang around outside with grisly demons
- Zo, that leads to the idea that your soul goes to a 'someplace' of reward or punishment; and that may be because of actions or thoughts you have committed in life; or it may be REGARDLESS of any actions or thoughts you have committed in life; or there may be some other criteria entirely.
Once you accept that, then we have to define the topology of the afterlife, the netherworld. Heaven, Purgatory, Hell, other... Most of those topologies in human cultures apparently have been defined spatially, as geography, as territory, in many cases under the Earth; although there are those who hold that the entire Earth is Hell, we are the lost souls, those of us who are here. Uh, normal existence and Heaven are elsewhere.
A concept related to the idea that Hell is here and Heaven is elsewhere, that Hell is Earth, is um, relates to reincarnation. Beings continually reincarnate into this less-than-perfect existence, this Hell on Earth, until such time as they attain suitable understanding and/or perfect behaviour, that they no longer reincarnate, and thus escape hell. But the concept that existence is Hell, and non-existence is Heaven, is essentially nihilistic, driving us to seek such non-existence. Let's all suicide now. Race ya to the oven, eh?
There are, of course, the well-known dictums: Hell is other people; or, Hell is a great smoky city; uh, somewhere I had a file of quotes about hell, I'll have to dig that up again.
Oh yes, it's 14th of February, year 2001, St. Valentine's Day, a good day to be talking about Hell.
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