How To <whatever> Without Breaking A Sweat
Vol.5: Terminal   by Ric Carter
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. —WarMunkey

How To DO EVERYTHING Correctly

I haven't the foggiest, but W. Heath Robinson knew how. Click here for all the bloody details.

UPDATE: I've been thing about how to do everything correctly, and a plan is forming in my brain. The obvious formula is: don't do anything incorrectly. But how to tell what's correct and what isn't? That's really quite easy. If it's correct, it doesn't bite you, and if it isn't, then it does. So if anything bites you, that means you're doing something wrong. So you must either stop doing it, or do it differently, or get someone else to do it for you. See, that's easy!

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How To Peacefully Overthrow The Government And Establish A Libertarian Paradise Without Breaking A Sweat

We are passing from the sphere of history to the sphere of the present and partly to the sphere of the future. —V.I. Lenin

It has long been known that the government that governs best, governs least. But modern governments have taken awesome and terrible powers, and established their reach over all within their grasp. They do so under the pretext of 'protecting' their subjects. How to escape from this stranglehold, without being siezed by such governments and charged with sedition or treason?

It's very simple: don't give the government an EXCUSE to exist. Government is there to 'protect' us? Then arrange domestic and global affairs so that no such 'protection' is needed, or justified, or excusable! But how to do that?

It's very easy: Don't steal. Don't cheat. Don't attack. Don't pollute. And convince everyone else inside and outside the country to also refrain from stealing, cheating, attacking, polluting, etc. Get everyone to agree to be agreeable.

Then governments will have no excuse to exist, and they will quickly wither away and be replaced by associations of free citizens fully excercising their rights and pursuing their happiness without interfering with the lives and aspirations of others. Right.

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DOOMSDAY For Total Morons

The statesmen of the world who boast and threaten that they have Doomsday weapons are far more dangerous, and far more estranged from 'reality', than many of the people on whom the label 'psychotic' is affixed. —R.D. Laing

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! Yeah, well, sure, someday, sooner or later, right? But maybe sooner. Maybe MUCH MUCH sooner. Maybe tomorrow. Bend over, put your head between your legs, kiss your sorry ass goodbye.

There are many ways that DOOMSDAY can happen, and many ways for predicting when and how DOOMSDAY will occur. See APOCALYPSE and MILLENNIAL MADNESS and PROPHESY for related information. I won't go into how to predict DOOMSDAY here, but you should be aware of some of the possible phenomena that could obliterate supposedly worthwhile life on Earth:

  • Virulent pathogens (germ warfare, genetically engineered organisms, runaway nanobots, etc);
  • Nuclear disaster (thermonuclear war, nuclear winter, runaway chain reactions, etc);
  • Chemical weapons and/or accidents (spills, deadly clouds, etc;
  • Astronomical doom (killer asteroids, marauding comets, exploding supernovas, voracious black holes, universal evaporation, etc);
  • Environmental doom: shifting magnetic poles, supervolcanoes, sudden ice age, runaway carbon dioxide (Greenhouse Effect), killer bees, etc;
  • Mass dementia (psychosis, autism, boredom, belief, etc);
  • Divine-demonic-alien intervention;
  • Reality shift; etc.

Predicting or implementing Doomsday is made easier by devising a good Doomsday scenario. Any good Doomsday scenario should include (but not be limited to) at least one of the above, or any other violent mass-termination you can envisage. A Doomsday scenario may include as much or as little detail as you can handle, depending on what audience your scenario is aimed at.


Tormented atoms on a heap of muck
That death devours and that fate trips up
Strange to myself, estranged from my own kind
Who am I? Where am I? Where do I go, what find?
                        —Voltaire

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