Note: I may express strong ideas with strong language. If such displeases you, look elsewhere. Otherwise, dig into these Songs & Haiku of Sex & Death. Enjoy. Or whatever. SubNote: Opinions expressed are not necessarily my own.

And stay tuned for more song-cycles -- DOG TIME and KAMA SUTRA: The Nude Musical and ASTROLOGY 4 SPASTICS and ALL THE RULES OF LIFE and WHISTLE WHILE U WORSHIP and maybe a few ANTHEMS -- coming Real Soon Now. Not to mention more songs about aliens and food and terrorism and perverted cowboys and death, etc. And maybe even a few hot twisted love songs.

The collections indexed are now most of my extant lyrics - in 2001 I found old note­books of stuff I've written over the decades. Some works are lost forever, some SHOULD be lost forever, some were good but now only exist as faint brief frag­ments of lost memory.

I've also written a lot of instru­mental (or just mental) music, as well as melodies for most of the lyrics above. I'm still (even in 2005) trying to get off my butt, get those sounds online. Your nasty letters of encour­agement may provide some impetus there, as will your contributions of MIDI gear, especially a MIDI guitar, hint hint. And a portastudio. [Wait, I HAVE one of those. Now I have to use it. Bother.]

BOOKMARK THIS PAGE -- links herein may change without notice. You have been warned.

More promises: sometime Real Soon Now I'll transcribe some of my other music-theoretical and programming (software) notes and post'em here. I've got some ideas about FFTs, lookup-tables and other goodies that may be of interest to you gearheads. Or maybe not.