WELCOME! (To The 21st Century) (cyber-waltz) Forestville CA 25 Nov 1999
Welcome to the twentyfirst cen-tu-ry
I hope you've been gene-spliced
You'll compete with the supermice
And cyborg chimpanzees for some menial job
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Welcome to the twentyfirst cen-tu-ry
Step up to the scanner
Leave a bit of your DNA
So we can track you wher-ev-er you go
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Welcome to the twentyfirst cen-tu-ry
You'll interface quickly
And if you feel sickly
We'll replace you with a clone who's alright,
alright, alright, alright
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Welcome to the twentyfirst cen-tu-ry
If you have a habit, just reach out and grab it
Your significant other is teledildonic
Your netted perceptions are (unh) hypersonic
There's a colony ship, better volunteer quick
Your prospects on Earth are kinda compressed
See what kind of galaxy's next
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Welcome to the twentyfirst cen-tu-ry
Welcome to the twentyfirst cen-tu-ry
Welcome to the twentyfirst cen-tu-ry...
[fade out][electronic chaos][fade in]
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Welcome to the twentyfirst cen-tu-ry
It might've been better if
You'd never been born
Or maybe you'll live forever, forever
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Forget the old twentieth cen-tu-ry
It's just television, revisionist hist'ry
A pinball (uh) game that went TILT TILT TILT TILT
Polarized puppets -- we're much better now
Just find some truth that takes you within
And report for recycling soon
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Welcome to the twentyfirst cen-tu-ry
Welcome to the twentyfirst cen-tu-ry
Welcome to the twentyfirst cen-tu-ry...
[fade out]
ARYAN PRIDE (Nazi John) Forestville CA 26 Nov 1999
Nazi John, Nazi John
Where'd you get that nitrate bomb?
Who ya gonna use it on
Hey, Nazi John?
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Nazi John, you're The Man
Linking with the local Klan
Gonna stomp some Armenians
Hey, when you can
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Ku Klux Bob, Ku Klux Bob
When ya gonna get a job?
Do you put yer faith in G0d
Hey, Ku Klux Bob?
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Skinhead Pete, Skinhead Pete
Is your life so incomplete
Til you stomp some faggot meat
Hey, Skinhead Pete?
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Racist punks, skinhead drunks
How many classes did you flunk?
Are you even slightly better
Than squashed skunks?
TOMBSTONE TO BISBEE Forestville CA 26 Nov 1999
Tombstone to Bisbee, the clouds hung low
I laughed with you on the easy grades
The desert was quiet, but for the noise we made
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Tombstone to Bisbee, the beer blew away
Some deer crossed the road beyond the springs
We laughed at irrelevant things and things...
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Tombstone to Bisbee, we stopped at the top
I pissed on a bush behind the stage station
You held yours til the next gas station
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Tombstone to Bisbee, we stared at the mine
A huge hole in the ground / we walked thru the town
Pretending not to be tourists, sure
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Tombstone to Bisbee was better than most
[instrumental]
BABY, BABY (Are You Alien?) Forestville CA 26 Nov 1999
Hello baby, are you Martian?
Hiya baby, wanna screw?
Hey there baby, I'm not human
How 'bout you?
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Hey ya darlin', are ya furry?
Do ya have a soft skin?
Do ya have little tentacles?
Let me in...
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Baby, baby, do ya slither?
Are you a Reptilioid?
Do ya have yer mindwaves beamed
into the void?
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Lover, lover, suck my brains out
Baby, baby, eat my heart
Tell me you'll devour my soul
And we'll never part
MILITIA Forestville CA 27 Nov 1999
Our militia needs you, you need our militia
We got some sacred rights to defend
We got some porous borders to patrol
We got some undesirables to teach
some lessons to, show'em the door
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Our militia wants you, you want our militia
We got some weapons training to do
We got some political work to do
We got some news to put on the Web,
it's all true, yeah, it's all true
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[break] You know who's behind the troubles
You know where the answers lie
You know who's gotta die, die, die...
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The militia is you, you are the militia
We got the keys to freedom here
We got a truckload of cold beer
We got some bullets, and we sure
won't stop with shooting deer
THE NEW WORLD ORDER IS COMING Forestville CA 28 Nov 1999
U.N. stormtroopers're coming
The New World Order is here
With all their Jewish lawyers
And environmentalist queers
The black helicopters are flying
The people are all in a trance
The New World Order is coming
You better hang on to your pants
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There's guv'mint agents ev'rywhere
The NSA reads all your mail
So wrap yourself up in alum'nin foil
To make all their 'lectric probes fail
They're putting chips in ev'rybody
They'll stamp a bar code on your ass
The New World Order is coming
So top your walls with broken glass
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The new industrial empire
Is going to enslave your brain
So grab your shotgun and Bible
And make those dupes die in God's name
Forge your way to total freedom
And kill a few talk-show hosts
The New World Order is coming
Be ready, or you'll be toast
TAKE ME Forestville CA 28 Nov 1999
I'm the bad element / bite me, bite me
I'm the stealthy intruder / kill me, kill me
I'm the hood at your door / don't call the cops
I'm the love you never found / kill me, kill me
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I'm the alien invader / burn me, burn me
I'm the frog that you boiled / ever so slowly
I ain't the man, I never ran
Don't look around / just take me, take me
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Easy death, easy life, easy love
Gimmee a pill, gimmee a shove
I'm your cousin, ya gotta let me in
I'm the raw energy / bite me, bite me
ONCE UPON A TIME Forestville CA 21 Dec 1999
Once upon a time in America
A couple guys took their guns to school
Blew away everyone they saw
Because they weren't too cool
Once upon a time in America
Another day went by
Once upon a time in America
Once upon a time in America
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Once upon a time in the universe
Another star went supernova
Blew away every living thing
Because they weren't off-planet
Once upon a time in the universe
Another day went by
Once upon a time in the universe
Once upon a time in the universe
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[chorus] Time, time, time, time / Day, day, day, day
Love, love, love, love / Hate, hate, hate hate
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Once upon a time in your fantasies
You had the perfect sex
You blew away every inhibition
You screamed and came forever
Once upon a time in your fantasies
Another day went by
Once upon a time in your fantasies
Once upon a time in your fantasies
A NICE LITTLE ORGY FLYING (fast pop) over Ohio 22 Dec 1999
They were having a nice little orgy
Clumped around the swimming pool
Under the swaying palm trees
[Here a slurp, there a poke,
Everywhere a squeeze-squeeze]
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They were having a nice little orgy
The mood and stars danced madly
Caressed by the Santa Anas
[Here a cunt, there a cock,
Everywhere an ass-ass]
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They were having a nice little orgy
When they started disappearing
One by one, vanishing
[Here a thing, there a thing,
Everywhere a thing-thing]
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[chorus] One kind of rapture, or another, or another
Some kind of capture, oh brother, oh mother
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They were taken away by Reptilioids
The alien scum, raher demonic
Who have no sense of humor
[Here a probe, there a probe,
Everywhere a probe-probe]
XMAS! XMAS (musique concrete) Manalapan NJ 25 Dec 1999
*X*M*A*S* [repeat 873 times, with sound effects, distortion, etc]
XMAS IN L.A. XMAS (soft country) Manalapan NJ 25 Dec 1999
It's December in L.A. / The smog lifts a little
The boulevards are rivers of light
The downtown Santa ringing bells is hoping that a hit'll
Spark him up enough to see him through the night
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It's Christmas in L.A. / The shops on Rodeo
Are glowing in an electronic storm
There's surfers snorting dust at full moon midnight out in Malibu
And bums crawl into boxes to keep warm
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It's Christmas in L.A. / The southeast Asian Buddhist temples
Seem to be immune to all the hype
Some suburbs are glowing bright / Others are lit up at night
By searchlights from the helicopter swarm
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[break] But if I dream of snow / I only have to go
To Mount San Jacinto up the lift
And if I dream of peace / I'll have another drink
There ain't no peace around that I can see
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It's New Year's in L.A. / It's just another day
No Easter bunnies, no Santas, just T.V.
So live another year / and drink another beer
And commute 3 hours to be free
AGAINST ALL ODDS FLYING [metal] [for Lauren] over Nevada 29 Dec 1999
[chorus] Against All Odds - she came out of no-where
Against All Odds - she conquered the world
Against All Odds - she's a natural-born hero
Against All Odds, Against All Odds
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She flew up the stairway, she blew by the glitter,
she flew past the gold
She cheated a little, she laughted a lot,
she rarely did what she was told
She sailed in the night with an idea
and a dream as her fantasies unfolded
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[chorus]
--
She blazes air, she blazes thought,
she blazes time (time)
Imposing her own structure on the universe
without wile or wine
The most dangerous person that you'll ever meet,
better jump behind
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[chorus] [repeat and fade]
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