Alamagoogol [bouncy pop] Volcano CA 20 July 2005
The sun beats down on this dirty spaceport town
Everyone's inside but the friends of the bride
The pretty things laugh at my little red antenna
Maybe I'm a Martian or maybe I'm just scared
Maybe I'm a Martian or maybe I'm just scared
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The wedding party's getting noisier and noisier
The ambassador from Altair is happier and happier
How much is that angel? That's my name too
The bridesmaid's dressed up as a kangaroo
The bridesmaid's dressed up as a kangaroo
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Somebody's sweating, somebody's bleeding
Hello fellow anthropoids and dragonflies and morons
Somebody's grunting, consummating in the shade
I'm not a drug salesman, I just smell like one
I'm not a drug salesman, I just smell like one
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I'm not a drug salesman, I'm a singer, take a pill
Listen! The sound of the Big Bang is F Major
She's not smiling, just holding a clarinet
Like a ray-gun pointed at her mouth
Like a ray-gun pointed at her mouth
Like a ray-gun pointed at her mouth
(The Art Of) CONTRARY THINKING [medium rock] Volcano CA 20 July 2005
You say up is up but
I think just the opposite
You say might is right but
I am not convinced
LOOK AROUND you cry, you cry
Waving your arms
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[chorus:]
The art of contrary thinking is so easy
The art of contrary thinking is so natural
Everything is just a bright mirror
Everything you know is wrong, wrong
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You blather about your faith but
I have none at all
You sure like to get drunk but
Why stop at alcohol?
You think you're not short but
I think you're not tall [chorus]
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Thinking is an art but
Thinkers fuck it up
Living is an art but
Not when it's on TV
Death is an art but
Bureaucrats fuck it up [chorus]
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[bridge:]
Whatever you say, I know is wrong
Whatever you do, I don't
Whatever you sing, I know ain't a song
Whatever you will, I won't
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Only warriors are prepared but
Should we all go to war?
I won't taste your Mayan architecture
And mayonnaise
Just shut up
A kiss is worth a thousand comments
[chorus]
Eat Another Cabbage [cool jazz] Volcano CA 28 July 2005
Eat another cabbage / Cabbages are good for you
Eat another cabbage / Cool and fresh and green
Eat another cabbage / Cabbage keeps you regular
Eat another cabbage / Eat another cabbage
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Eat another chicken / Fried chicken is good for you
Eat another chicken / Chicken are our friends
Eat another chicken / Beak and feathers, everything
Eat another chicken / Eat another chicken
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Drink another rootbeer / Rootbeer is the juice of life
Drink another rootbeer / Rootbeer makes you belch
Drink another rootbeer / If you don't piss, you'll explode
Drink another rootbeer / Drink another rootbeer
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Eat another cabbage / Cabbages are aliens
Eat another cabbage / Before a cabbage eats you
Eat another cabbage / Eat it fast in self-defence
Eat another cabbage / Eat another cabbage
Eat another cabbage / Eat another cabbage
For the World to End [arti-tekno] Sutter Creek CA 28 July 2005
I'm waiting for the world to end
Maybe tonight, maybe tomorrow
Anticipation is making me crazy
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I'm praying for the world to end
Deliver me from my enemies
Negativity is pulling me thru
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I'm hoping for the world to end
Everybody needs a dream, or
How you gonna make a dream come true?
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I'm expecting the world to end
Everything goes according to plan
Just push the big red button
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I really need for the world to end
Don't ask me about my hemorrhoids
And I won't mention your teeth
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When the fock will the world end?
When the fock will the world end?
Nature Is Organic [light folky] Volcano CA 29 July 2005
[Part 1]
A hurricane came and blew down my town
Stomped that sucker right into the ground
Weren't hardly nobody left around, but
[chorus1:]
I love nature / nature is organic
Nature is mystical / nature is real
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A tornado came and blew down my town
Stomped that sucker right into the ground
Weren't hardly nobody left around, but [chorus1]
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An earthquake came and shook down my town
Stomped that sucker right into the ground
Weren't hardly nobody left around, but [chorus1]
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A flash-flood came and washed out my town
Flushed that sucker right into the sea
Weren't hardly nobody left but me, but [chorus1]
[Part 2]
A flock of angels zapped thru my town
Conked that sucker right into the ground
Flashed everybody that was running around, but
[chorus2:]
I love angels / angels are so cosmic
Angels are so mystical / angels are so real
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A flock of demons roared thru my town
Torched that sucker right off the ground
Damned everybody that was running around, but
[chorus3:]
I love demons / demons are so cosmic
Demons are so mystical / demons are so real
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A flock of aliens hovered over my town
Toked that sucker right into the ground
Ate everybody that was running around, but
[chorus4:]
I love aliens / aliens are so cosmic
Aliens are so mystical / aliens are our friends
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A flock of robots came thru my town
Crushed that sucker right into the ground
Zapped everybody that was running around, but
[chorus4:]
I love robots / robots are so cosmic
Robots are so mystical / robots are our friends
Don't Look Too [raspy rock] Volcano CA 29 July 2005
Don't look too close at heaven
The sky fell yesterday
Everything is meaningless
Especially you, especially me
Don't look too clse at hell
Ya don't know when yer going
Everything's exactly
Where we want it to be
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[chorus:]
Don't look too long at short
Don't look too short at long
Don't look too hard at life
Don't look too soft at love
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Don't look too close at futures
Futures always changing
Butterflies may fly away
Or land on your eyeballs
There must be sheep in heaven
Or else or else or else
The angels would just bugger
Each other, each other [chorus]
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Don't look too close at me
I'm lost in the glare
She might just as well
Have kicked me in the groin
Don't look too close at you
I'll be your mirror
Someone's laughing all the way
Laughing all the way down [chorus]
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Don't look too close at causes
Results are what you've got
Everything that happens is supposed to
Whether you want it or not
Don't look, don't look too close
At national security
Don't smile, there's nothing funny
About national security [chorus]
Don't Call It Genocide [nursery rhyme] Volcano CA 30 July 2005
I hate you, you fear me
I hate you and your family
I'll kill you and all your kin
Don't call it Genocide, call it Original Sin
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It's fun smashing babies' heads against rocks
It's in the Psalms, so it's OK, it's OK
It's fun cutting throats, shoving suckers off cliffs
Don't call it Genocide, call it Mischief
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We'll burn down your temples & homes & fields
We'll round y'all up and drive y'all away
Rape all the women and kill all the rest
Don't call it Genocide, call it Foreplay
The Rain Pours Down [arhythmic] Volcano CA 1 December 2005
The rain pours down like a cold monsoon
Washing down the mountainsides
The hail flies in like vampire bats
In the peaks above Veracruz
The storm blows over the ridges here
And doesn't care what I say
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The rain pours down like civilian blood
A dream anatomy in the sky
Scattered body parts like clouds
Blowing to a far horizon
The storm blows down our eyes and throats
An erotic serenade
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The rain pours down and up and round
The rain runs down my sore throat
The rain runs out my swollen eyes
The rain pours out my ears
The rain hides our sins away
The rain tells no secrets
You Never Call [disco] Volcano CA 1 December 2005
My Mom complains, "You never call,
You never write, you never visit"
And that's true, I never write
Or anything, or anything
'Cause nothing ever happens
Or everything ever happens
There's nothing else to say, to say
There's nothing else to say, to say
So I didn't call today
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That's life, away from home
Every night we're far away
Every night and every day
And all the time, and all the time
The mandala spins around again
And stops at the same damn time
And no time there at all, at all
And no time there at all, at all
So I didn't call at all
The Coup [bright pop] Volcano CA 5 December 2005
It's a beautiful day, the birds are singing
It's a beautiful day, the bells are ringing
The sky is clear, not a cloud to be seen
We're sipping our beers, y'know what I mean
And then comes the coup
And then comes the coup
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The sun shines down from up above
The sun shines down like God's sweet love
We call out to friends, we say hello
We call out to God, to give our thanks
Then here come the tanks
Then here come the tanks
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The excitement's over pretty soon
Order's restored by late afternoon
Some are taken away to be jailed
Some are taken away to be shot
Now think of all the security we've got
Now think of all the safety we've got
Say, long live the coup!
Say, long live the coup!
Cleo's Song [guitar rock] Volcano CA 13 December 2005
Here comes Cleo, she's killed someone again
Sometimes it's for money, sometimes it's for love
Sometimes it's for fun, the kind you prob'ly heard of
It doesn't really matter why
They had to die, they had to die
Here comes Cleo, here comes Cleo, here comes Cleo
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[bridge:]
Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With chains on your feet and your hands tightly tied
Somebody lifts you and tosses you over
You don't float away with the tide
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There goes Cleo, she's on TV again
Talking about life, talking about fate
Talking of her innocence, the kind you never tasted
It doesn't really matter now
She'll work it out, she'll work it out
There goes Cleo, there goes Cleo, there goes Cleo
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[coda:]
She isn't bipolar, she isn't psychopathic
She isn't bad magic or anything like tragic
She's just so natural, like hemlock or a cobra
There go your eyes, here comes Cleo
There go your eyes, here comes Cleo
There go your eyes, here comes Cleo
There go your eyes, here comes Cleo
A Surfin' Sleighride [fast surf] Volcano CA 14 December 2005
[twangy guitar, heavy drums, choral refrain]
Dig old Santa on a surfin' sleighride
Here comes Santa on a surfin' sleighride
He's waxed up his sleigh and he's shooting the curl
He's walking the rails with a sexy surfer girl
He's doing the Quasimodo, it's enough to make you hurl
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[refrain:]
Dig old Santa on a surfin' sleighride
Here comes Santa on a surfin' sleighride
[guitar break]
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Dig old Santa on a surfin' sleighride
Here comes Santa on a surfin' sleighride
He's got all the reindeer on a tubular run
They're hangin' 32 and they're bustin' their buns
They're like some miracle out under the sun
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[refrain:]
Dig old Santa on a surfin' sleighride
Here comes Santa on a surfin' sleighride
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[bridge:]
The surfer's gather 'round just to watch the old tranny
They're skinnin' their teeth and they're dustin' their fannies
And after this set, there's a surfin' hootenanny
[extended guitar/organ break]
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Dig old Santa on a surfin' sleighride
Here comes Santa on a surfin' sleighride
He's tossing out presents, they sparkle in the foam
But he's got enough left to drop into every home
And surfin's lots more fun than hangin' out in Nome
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[refrain:]
Dig old Santa on a surfin' sleighride
Here comes Santa on a surfin' sleighride
[drum break]
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Dig old Santa on a surfin' sleighride
Here comes Santa on a surfin' sleighride
Groove on old Santa on a surfin' sleighride
Hang ten with Santa on a surfin' sleighride
Wig out with Santa on a surfin' sleighride
[guitar break & fade]
A Ninja Christmas [carole] Volcano CA 15 December 2005
Here's Santa Claus, all dressed in back
A thin sheathed sword slung over his back
He swings his line and someone's neck goes CRACK
He's gonna wish you a Ninja Christmas
He's gonna wish you a Ninja Christmas
From the bottom of his ninja heart
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[chorus:]
Ninja Christmas, Ninja Christmas
Ninja Christmas, Ninja Christmas
From the bottom of my ninja heart
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Here's three wise men, in hoods and masks
So still and quiet, moving to their tasks
Just deadly shadows, you never get to ask
They're gonna wish you a Ninja Christmas
They're gonna wish you a Ninja Christmas
From the bottom of their ninja hearts
[chorus]
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Santa's ninja elves, hidden in the pavement
Those damn turtles, hung up like ornaments
One team gets sanctioned, one team makes the rent
They're gonna wish you a Ninja Christmas
They're gonna wish you a Ninja Christmas
From the bottom of their ninja hearts
[chorus]
It's A Bloody Christmas [reggae] Volcano CA 16 December 2005
You're looking across the snowy rooftops
And there's the vampire Santa Claus
He and Saint Dracula got blood on their paws
But everything's gonna be alright (alright)
It's a bloody Christmas tonight (tonight)
It's a bloody Christmas tonight
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The full moon's glistening off their eyes
Getting ready to slide down the chimneys
Gonna suck all them little kids dry
But nobody's gonna report a crime (a crime)
It's a bloody Christmas this time (this time)
It's a bloody Christmas this time
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[bridge:]
You can tell wherever they go (go)
Look for drops of blood in the snow
It gushes above and it dribbles below
[instrumental]
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Saint Nick and Saint Drac, they fly by night
Whenever the stars shine cold and bright
Way beyond sex and wrong and right
And nobody's gonna feel any pain (pain)
It's a bloody Christmas again (again)
It's a bloody Christmas again
The Werewolf Snowmen [medium blues] Volcano CA 18 December 2005
Well Merry Christmas baby,
I ain't seen you since I don't know when
Yeah Merry Christmas baby,
I ain't seen you since I don't know when
But be careful when you go outside,
Watch out for them werewolf snowmen
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You know I can't wait to see you,
Gonna help you cook that Christmas goose
You know I can't wait to see you,
Gotta help you cook that Christmas goose
But be careful where you're stepping,
Those werewolf snowmen are running loose
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They change in the moonlight, they change in the snow
They change into something you don't even want to know
[instrumental break]
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So Merry Christmas baby,
And a very Happy New Year
Ya Merry Christmas baby,
And a very Happy New Year
Let's make it through the winter
Those werewolf snowmen are gettin' near
Santa and the Robots [async techno polka] Volcano CA 18 December 2005
Santa and the robots, groovy little go-bots
Santa loves the robots, groovy groovy groovy
Santa loves the robots, groovy groovy groovy
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Santa and the aliens, cool little aliens
Tasty little aliens, tasty tasty tasty
Tasty little aliens, tasty tasty tasty
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Santa and the telepaths, nasty little telepaths
Reading all your nasty thoughts, nasty nasty nasty
Sucking all your nasty thoughts, nasty nasty nasty
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Santa and the queer elves, pretty little queer elves
Santa digs the queer elves, pretty pretty pretty
Santa digs the queer elves, pretty pretty pretty
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Santa and the reindeer, little cyborg reindeer
Santa loves the reindeer, faster faster faster
Santa moves the reindeer, faster faster faster
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Santa and the robots, groovy little go-bots
Santa loves the robots, groovy groovy groovy
Santa loves the robots, groovy groovy groovy
Holidays in Hell [sparkly music-box] Buckhorn CA 22 December 2005
The hillside's burnt and smoky, it's
Worse than September in Muskogee
The highway is molten slag, it's
Wintertime in Hell, wintertime in Hell
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[chorus:]
Holidays in Hell, holidays in Hell
Slightly more noticable, holidays in Hell
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There's burning Christmas trees
The temperature's a hundred fortythree
Gonna have a reindeer fricassee
Merry Xmas in Hell, Merry Xmas in Hell
[chorus]
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The ashes, falling like gray snow
The souls, roasting long and slow
The resolutions, come and go
Happy New Year in Hell, in Hell
[chorus]
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