EV'RY SPERM IS SACRED
(see the Monty Python Song Lyrics archive)

There are Jews in the world,
There are buddhists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammud,
But I've never been one of them...
    Yes, I'm a Roman Catholic,
    And have been since the day I was born,
    And the one thing they say about Catholics,
    They'll take you as soon as you're warm...
    You don't have to be a six-footer,
    You don't have to have a great brain.
    You don't have to have any clothes on,
    You're a catholic the moment... Dad came...  Because...
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen sill theirs,
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found

Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere.
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good.

Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine.
God needs everybody's
Mine... and Mine.. and Mine..




10/25: Continued..
Name: Chuut-Riit #16
Date: Sun Sep 15 11:33:37 1996

RE: You shouldn't have asked... :)
BY: Chuut-Riit #16

Let the pagan spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain.
God shall strike them down for
each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God Gets Quite Irate.