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  Msg#: 422                                          Date: 11-24-96  10:09
  From: Patrick Long                                 Read: Yes    Replied: No
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  Subj: Wierd Al
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Jurassic Park

Parody of _MacArthur Park_ (Jimmy Webb)
lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
And before long they were cloning DNA
Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors
Well, believe me.. this has been one lousy day

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie
But it proves my chaos theory
And I don't think I'll be coming back this way again
Oh no

I cannot approve of thei attraction
'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda nad
A huge tyrannosaurous ate our lawyer
Well, I suppose that proves they're not all bad

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
What a crummy weekend this has been
Well this sure ain't no E-ticket
Think I'll tell 'em where to stick it
Cause I'm never coming back this way again

... Equatt:  pasttime of trying to balance the light switch in the center.

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