I'M SORRY (That I Called You A Monster) [country waltz] Volcano, CA 22 Jun 2003
I'm sorry that I called you a monster
I'm sorry that I broke your heart
I'm sorry that I filed your fangs down
I'm sorry that I burnt off your warts
Please tell me that we'll never part
Please tell me that we'll never part
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I'm sorry that I called you a monster
I'm sorry your friends hate me so
I dragged you away from the cemetary
When their appetites started to show
Please say you won't leave me no mo'
Please say you won't leave me no mo'
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I'm sorry that I called you a monster
I'm sorry that I kept you in at night
When the full moon called to your blood
When your wings unfurled for flight
When your eyes glowed a greenish light
When you gave me that nasty bite
Please tell me we'll always be tight
Please tell me we'll always be tight
MY MARTIAN LOVER [space waltz] Volcano, CA 29 Jun 2003
I found a lover on the far side of Mars
We spent many hours in interesting bars
Sucking up stuff to protect us from SARS
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My Martian lover is more than a wife
Wet like a dream, dry like a knife
Pale as the dreams I've dreamed all my life
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The guitars played, the wine made us dream
My Martian lover sang like a machine
Only a few of the others screamed
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I thought my lover was really a Martian
By why am I so drained and pale?
Why do I leave a bloody trail?
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My Martian lover metamorphosed at last
What once was our future became our past
Oh so tenderly and oh so fast
I WANNA BE A MONSTER TOO [bouncy] Volcano CA 11 Aug 2003
We turned on the TV and we watched the monsters
Purple monsters, yellow monsters, green monsters too
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[chorus:]
It's so much fun to be a monster
I wanna be a monster too
I wanna be a monster too
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We turned on the TV and it turned on us
Alien monsters and religious monsters [chorus]
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We turned on the TV and the monsters came out
Political monsters and military monsters [chorus]
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[bridge:]
Vampires and werewolves just don't stand a chance
Ghouls, trolls and mummies just don't stand a chance
The monsters from your Id just don't stand a chance
Those TV monsters will eat their pants
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We turned on the TV and were swallowed by monsters
Contemporary monsters, reality monsters [chorus]
THE VAMPIRES IN MY HEAD [mechanical] Volcano CA 11 Aug 2003
I lay awake at night
Under the candle light
Somewhere there's a flight
Of vampires in my head
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They're oh so luminescent
And almost incandescent
I feel so adolescent with
The vampires in my head
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I creep into the kitchen
I haven't got a stitch on
They're really pretty bitchin'
The vampires in my head
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Out under the full moon
I never come too soon
There's always lotsa room for
The vampires in my head
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My thoughts are sucked away
I don't know what to say
I'm blaming my decay on
The vampires in my head
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