For the record, one of his little sisters (Stacey) graduated from the U of M with a double major in Spanish and English, but since she did so through the College of Liberal Arts instead of the Institute of Technology, she only got one diploma. What a raw deal, eh? No wonder IT regularly cleans CLA's clock. (That's a little U of M inter-college rivalry...)
For those of you charming young bachelorettes who came to this page looking for a Real Stud Hombre Cyber-Muffin, well, you came to the right spot. But for those of you who came here looking for an eligible bachelor of the non-matrimonially encumbered persuasion (and who somehow missed the wedding photo back on Greg's home page): fortunately for you, he's safely off the market and fully intends to stay that way.
Click here for a brief look at some of the warm bodies who inhabit Greg's personal life.