The Cave Newt Pledge

Mike McNally posted this to talk.bizarre on 27 October 1994, although it may have existed before that. Greg actually missed the posting, but the UofC's esteemed Newsmistress, Ellen Keyne Seebacher, kindly forwarded him a copy the next day. (The term ``Cave Newt,'' often used in conjunction with one or more descriptive adjectives and a pronoun, had, of course, been in common use for many years and had been one of Greg's personal aliases for at least four.)

Upon my worthless honor I, Cave Newt, hereby pledge:

Inductee now dons the Robe of Spam while receiving multiple ceremonial blows to the head. ]

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