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Why I don't like MicroSoft!

This fact is well known by many people who know me, but many are still curios as to WHY I hate MS so much. If my usual terse answer about poor products and market domination isn't enough for you, then here is a list of reasons of precicely why it is that I hate them so much. Note: This page has been poorly maintained recently; Microsoft has been taken to court on a number of these issues recently, and even still, I could write a whole new list of the things they've done since the original writing of this list.

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Future Crew Archive 
Once upon a time, I maintained an archive of the Future Crew's releases. I haven't had time to maintain it, so it's horribly out of date, but here it is for those who care.