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huma-huma | clown | file fish | angel | lion

Humorous Huma Huma
I may not look funny now - but wait 'til you take me home and put me on display. As folks walk by I promise to deliver wise cracks and jokes that make me the life of the party. At the office I promise to make the boss chuckle and even the most up tight co-worker will crack a grin.

If you aren't sure what to say on that awkward first date, let me get the conversation started with my witty one liners.

Let me liven up your long commute to work. I sit on the dashboard and keep you entertained. Arrive at work relaxed and refresshed. Smiling is good for your health. Spice up your long drive with hearty laughter. You'll arrive at the office ready to take on a demanding day.

FunnyFaKeFish work for a number of reasons:

• Gag Gifts at work keep everyone laughing
• Promotional items for clients make sure you always receive a warm welcome when trying to make a sale.
• Perfect present for that "hard to shop for" relative or friend
• Avoid the Holiday crowds and shop online
• Send us a list of the jokes you would like to include and we can program those features into the fish.

Here are just a few of the jokes I can be programmed to produce
How do crazy people get through the forest?

They take the psycho path.

How do you get holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

"Dam"

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids.

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

What do the letters DNA stand for?

National Association of Dyslexics.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese.

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quattro sinko.

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a

tree would kill you?

A pool table.

What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

> A nervous wreck.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal

thermometer?

The taste.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

Where do you find a no legged dog?

Right where you left him.

Where do you get virgin wool from?

Ugly sheep.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers.