Petition to Repeal the Law of Gravity

We the undersigned, having suffered enough from its ravages, and never having had the opportunity to cast our votes on any such law, rule, or referendum, do hereby petition that the unjustly appointed LAW OF GRAVITY be hereby repealed, rescinded, and otherwise revoked, until such time as a democratic vote shall prove that the majority of those who are polled desire the return of said law.


Please add your name to our petition by e-mailing us at this address:

and help everyone lighten up!
Evaonne F. Hendricks <nospam> Arcata, CA USAWednesday, July 08, 1998 at 23:49:09 (PDT)
Yeah! Lighten up! Don't let gravity get you down!
Sir Isaac NewtonVienna, AustriaSaturday, July 25, 1998 at 02:07:39 (PDT)
I have a headache from an apple. This all could have been solved long ago.
Tick1111<Tick1111@aol.com>falls, ky USAMonday, August 10, 1998 at 22:31:07 (PDT)
Gravity is a harsh mistress!!!
tiger<tiger@dedot.com>Monterey, Ca USAThursday, August 20, 1998 at 23:58:14 (PDT)
I hate gravity. Every time I turn around, the ground slaps me in the face.
<<<<NOMAD>>>>New Tripoli, PA USAMonday, January 25, 1999 at 15:44:47 (PST)
Here's a bummer. Gravity exists due to the mass of our celestial body. To whom do you wish to submit this petition? Space? I know, I know, lighten up! Alrighty! I don't wish to rain on anyone's parade (really difficult to do without gravity) so go ahead and assimilate my name as well. DOWN WITH GRAVITY!!
Michael Leahy<mick@infoscreens.com.au> Melbourne, victoria AustraliaTuesday, January 26, 1999 at 17:42:07 (PST)
Yeah, I used to think the whole world sucked, but it turns out that its just gravity
Elena Alecsandri<elenaducharme@netscape.com> Tara Romani, Romania Tuesday, April 06, 1999 at 19:41:54 (PDT)
I was told it was the weight of the air pressing down on the earth, not gravity that weighed us down. Hmmm. I've been fighting gravity for centuries and won. The only drawback seems to be taking a night shift.
jason ormiston <jormiston@primary.net>kansas city, mo USA Wednesday, June 16, 1999 at 23:45:55 (PDT)
Repeal this unfair law today!
Craig Nichols <laotze@theofficenet.com> Brisbane, QLD AustraliaWednesday, June 30, 1999 at 14:02:09 (PDT)
I feel no need to comment
JadeUSASunday, August 22, 1999 at 13:02:42 (PDT)
Come on, give up the gravity! America is overweight and it's all gravity's fault!
Seeker<lurinym@oldreligion.zzn.com>Birmingham, AL USAFriday, October 29, 1999 at 16:20:51 (PDT)
Couldn't resist signing it :) Look fwd to the day it passes ... hehehe. Oh well, will talk atcha lattes
Marky<dillonmark@hotmail.com>USAThursday, November 11, 1999 at 01:52:52 (PST)
Agreed!
hebibbbibbib<dajf@mail.com> Toronto, On CanadaThursday, November 11, 1999 at 19:26:19 (PST)
There is 2 much gravity in the worlD..........the LAST thing we need is to have the bluddy eFFen politishins stuffing it doWN our BLUDDY THROATS!!!!!
Sasha Flora<YummiePez@aol.com> Fayetteville, NC USATuesday, February 29, 2000 at 15:00:19 (PST)
Gravity is definitely no friend of mine :P *hehe*
Beverly Wilson <Foghorn1_69@Yahoo.com>Jacksonville, AR USASunday, March 05, 2000 at 09:03:38 (PST)
This is only one law of many that I am told that I must follow, but I was not given the opportunity to vote on. I agree that it should be repealed, until everyone has the opportunity to vote on it.
Alpha-Prime<flashdark@juno.com>Deadsville, CT USAFriday, April 07, 2000 at 12:23:15 (PDT)
Please, everybody, sign the petition already--help me get off this %&*%&*) planet!!!!!!!!!!
Mark Pease<mpease@ns.sympatico.ca>Bear River, NS CanadaFriday, April 21, 2000 at 20:18:29 (PDT)
I would think that rather than try to have the Law of Gravity repealed, it would be eminently better to plead non compos mentos and throw ourselves on the mercy of God and ask for a lighter sentence. ?:•)
Pat Cummings<cueballkelly@98rockmail.com> Glen Burnie, Md USA Thursday, May 18, 2000 at 18:23:37 (PDT)
Such a law is harmful to both Man and Animals.You should be able to make your own choice to weather uphold this Law or to bring it down.
Joshua <ActiveBom@yahoo.com>Tucson, AZ USAThursday, June 08, 2000 at 22:51:05 (PDT)
It's not the fall that hurts, it's the part when the ground comes up to meet you.
Also, if it weren't for gravity, i could pee over my own head. DAMN GRAVITY!!!
Fluffy Wang<rustyanimalcrack@aol.com>Tucson, AZ USAThursday, June 08, 2000 at 22:56:35 (PDT)
On behalf of all fat people, I would like to say that we hold gravity responsible for our little "problem"
Fluffy Wang<rustyanimalcrack@aol.com>Tucson, AZ USAThursday, June 08, 2000 at 22:59:17 (PDT)
If it weren't for gravity, my transvestite weight lifting uncle/auntie could once again fly!
Joe<Joe@hotmail.com>Barrow, AL USAThursday, June 08, 2000 at 22:59:26 (PDT)
On behalf of all old men, I would like to say that we hold gravity responsible for our little "problem"
Slow Pocahontas<sprung@hughes.net>Center, of the SunMonday, June 12, 2000 at 17:51:14 (PDT)
Yes, we here at the center of the Sun are exceptionally opposed to the adverse effects due to the Law of Gravity. I personally am starting a WATER ONLY FAST until The Law of Gravity is abolished forever, and the Universe is returned to it's natural state, unfettered by mutually attracting bodies. You can see me handcuffed to a tree at the Center Of the Universe in protest - and I'm not eating a thing until this travesty is resolved.
Lightfoot Louis<starfire>Arcata, CA USAMonday, August 28, 2000 at 00:56:43 (PDT)
Yeah! Lighten up! It's getting harder and harder to live up to my nickname!
Floradora<nospam>Arcata, CA USAFriday, December 08, 2000 at 23:44:54 (PST)
Just checking the system.
moe lowry<mlaudan@sjci.com>tonawanda, NY USAMonday, April 15, 2002 at 02:27:04 (PDT)
Yeah man, if the law of gravity was repealed, i could float around in a tranquil world of peace and relaxaion, feeling like i do know while i am high on several different drugs. Down with gravity, so I can liveout my lazy hippie fantasy
Gilthoniel<gilthoniel@mad.scientist.com>Lothlorien, Middle EarthTuesday, May 14, 2002 at 20:25:22 (PDT)
Always seek to be lighter. Repeal the Law of Gravity and make it easier to accomplish.
Michele Jacques<ajacques1@adelphia.net>Arcadia, CA USAWednesday, December 11, 2002 at 22:34:12 (PST)
I am a bonofide insaniac, I've been diagnosed as bipolar, bipolar with psychosis, depressed with psychosis, and schizophrenic and I simply refuse to abide by the Law of Gravity any more. Knock that sucker down! Take it to the streets. Give Science back to the Scientists and not the International Corporate Conglomerate
fg<fg@atl.com>washington, dc USATuesday, January 21, 2003 at 12:19:48 (PST)
Samantha Williams<willsam911@yahoo.com>USA, none USASunday, February 09, 2003 at 23:13:09 (PST)
wonderfull guestbook i reach here
Mairzy Doats<starfire>Wherever, CA USATuesday, July 01, 2003 at 21:03:55 (PDT)
Yeah, get rid of all that excess gravity! It sucks!
Lonely goory<cooly_lucky@mail.nu>USASaturday, July 05, 2003 at 08:01:18 (PDT)
:)
bm 8-}<bdbdz@tech.tv>USAMonday, July 07, 2003 at 01:49:44 (PDT)
b cool
kip980_<kip980_@poet.com> USATuesday, July 08, 2003 at 01:37:02 (PDT)
have fun!
sara<sarabb@mail.nu>USATuesday, July 08, 2003 at 17:34:12 (PDT)
sara is happy
starlet lovely<kiddddo_tr@mail.ru>USAFriday, July 11, 2003 at 11:41:46 (PDT)
wassup
claralara_<claralara_@work.com>USAFriday, July 11, 2003 at 17:34:21 (PDT)
howdy!
lovely linda girl<linda_pro@mail.nu>USASunday, July 13, 2003 at 08:06:45 (PDT)
wassup ppl
DebraJCanyon Country, CA USAThursday, August 07, 2003 at 09:25:12 (PDT)
Down with gravity! Things have gotten too heavy!
by thang<sphereonejar_@hotmail.com>USAWednesday, August 13, 2003 at 10:47:22 (PDT)
see you later
Mr. ZED . regards<roze_@home.com>USAWednesday, August 13, 2003 at 10:59:11 (PDT)
Ola!
MAMA <bbbmmmsly-@yahoo.com>USAWednesday, August 13, 2003 at 12:13:40 (PDT)
hey . . . stay cool
manmule<diego1920@see.to>USA
Hello from one desperate for love ... good bye .
jonnysphinx<jonny-@classnet.pl>USAWednesday, August 27, 2003 at 09:43:59 (PDT)
hello who was here? Jonny the problem solver ... see you there !
chubba564321_<pupkawasaki_@freemail.com>USAWednesday, August 27, 2003 at 10:17:48 (PDT)
Hello it is me, Poopy, see you there . . .