Petition to Repeal the Law of Gravity

We the undersigned, having suffered enough from its ravages, and never having had the opportunity to cast our votes on any such law, rule, or referendum, do hereby petition that the unjustly appointed LAW OF GRAVITY be hereby repealed, rescinded, and otherwise revoked, until such time as a democratic vote shall prove that the majority of those who are polled desire the return of said law.

Pleaseadd your name to our petition, and help everyone lighten up! The best way to do this is by e-mailing me at starfire at humboldt1 dot com--You'll have to type it in, since I'm tired of being spammed to death. View the newest entries to the petition, or view the first page.