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Subject: The X-RATED PARADISE OF ISLAM

In this article I shall describe the Islamic Paradise
or Jannat which was invented by Prophet Mohammed to
bribe the Arabs into committing hedious crimes by
promising them materialistic things which they couldn't
obtain in the harsh desert. The paradise contains six
important items: beautiful virgins, young boys, water,
wine, fruits and wealth.

To prove my point I have taken verses from the Koran
and quotes from the Hadiths.

VIRGINS (HOURIS)

Mohammed knew that sex would sell very well among the
group of his lecherous followers who were motivated to
fight battles by the promise of sex slaves and booty.
By constantly emphasizing to his followers that they
would get untouched virgins in Paradise, Mohammed is
clearly expressing his "high" opinion of the
institution of marriage and his fairness to women. Once
the followers go to heaven, they can conveniently ditch
their wives for the fresher and more pleasurable sexual
encounters with 'Houris' (beautiful virgins). Not only
that, the poor wives who gave up their virginity for
the pleasure of their husbands do not get even one Male
Sex Bomb. But wait, Allah is all merciful! He gives the
wives the rare honour of watching their husbands
deflower those 72 Houris (virgins) and 28 young
pre-pubescent boys.

The relevant verses from the Koran are:

	Koran 78:31
	As for the righteous, they shall surely triumph. Theirs
	shall be gardens and vineyards, and high- bosomed
	virgins for companions: a truly overflowing cup.
	
	Koran 37:40-48
	...They will sit with bashful, dark-eyed virgins, as
	chaste as the sheltered eggs of ostriches.
	
	Koran 44:51-55
	...Yes and We shall wed them to dark-eyed houris. (beautiful virgins) 
	
	Koran 52:17-20
	...They shall recline on couches ranged in rows. To
	dark-eyed houris (virgins) we shall wed them...
	
	Koran 55:56-57 
	In them will be bashful virgins neither man nor Jinn
	will have touched before.Then which of the favours of
	your Lord will you deny ?"
	
	Koran 55:57-58 
	Virgins as fair as corals and rubies. Then which of the
	favours of your Lord will you deny ?"
	
	Koran 56:7-40
	...We created the houris (the beautiful women) and made
	them virgins, loving companions for those on the right
	hand.. "
	
	Koran 55:70-77
	"In each there shall be virgins chaste and fair... Dark
	eyed virgins sheltered in their tents whom neither man
	nor Jin will have touched before..


In the Hadiths, Mohammed goes one step further and
expands the promise of virgins to include a free sex
market where there is no limit of the number of sexual
partners. Women and young boys are on display as if in
a fruit market where you can choose the desired
ripeness.

Quote from Hadiths

	Al Hadis, Vol. 4, p. 172, No. 34 
	Ali reported that the Apostle of Allah said, "There is
	in Paradise a market wherein there will be no buying or
	selling, but will consist of men and women. When a man
	desires a beauty, he will have intercourse with them."


YOUNG BOYS 

Homosexuality was and is widely practised in Islamic
conutries. To please the homosexuals among his
followers he promised them pre-pubescent boys in
Paradise. So after committing plunder, loot, rape and
murder in this life, the followers of Islam get
"rewarded" by untouched virginal youths who are fresh
like pearls.

The relevant verses from the Koran are: 

	Koran 52:24
	Round about them will serve, to them, boys (handsome)
	as pearls well-guarded.
	
	Koran 56:17
	Round about them will serve boys of perpetual freshness.
	
	Koran 76:19
	And round about them will serve boys of perpetual
	freshness: if thou seest them, thou wouldst think them
	scattered pearls.

As mentioned in my previous article, famous poets in
Arabia glorified homosexuality. As an example I am
including a poem in 'Perfumed Garden' by Abu Nuwas:

	O the joy of sodomy! 
	So now be sodomites, you Arabs. 
	Turn not away from it--
	therein is wondrous pleasure.
	Take some coy lad with kiss-curls
	twisting on his temple 
	and ride as he stands like some gazelle
	standing to her mate. 
	A lad whom all can see girt with sword 
	and belt not like your whore who has 
	to go veiled.
	Make for smooth-faced boys and do your 
	very best to mount them, for women are 
	the mounts of the devils 

Need I say anything more after this colorful rendition by Abu Nuwas ? 


WATER 

One of the major problems in the desert of Arabia was
shortage of pure water. Mohammed knew very well that to
the Arabians, fresh water was an item of luxury. So
promising them abundant pure water, river, fountains
and springs in paradise would defintely lure them to
murder, loot and plunder people of other religions in
this life.

The relevant verses from the Koran are: 

	Koran 13:35
	This is the paradise which the righteous have been
	promised: it is watered by running streams..
	
	Koran 3:198
	As for those that fear their Lord, theirs shall be
	gardens watered by running streams in which they will
	abide for ever, and a goodly welcome from God...
	
	Koran 3:136 
	...These shall be rewarded with forgiveness from their
	Lord and with gardens watered by running streams, where
	they shall dwell forever. Blessed is the reward of
	those who do good works..
	
	Koran 15:45
	The righteous (will be) amid gardens and fountains (of
	clear flowing water)
	
	Koran 22:23
	As for those who have faith and who do good work, God
	will admit them to gardens watered by running streams..
	
	Koran 47:15 
	Here is a Parable Of the Garden which the righteneous
	are promised: In it are rivers of water incorruptible;
	
	Koran 55:50-51 
	In them each will be two springs flowing free; Then
	which of the favours of your Lord will you deny ?
	
	Koran 55:66-67 
	In them will be Two Springs pouring forth water in
	continuous abundance:Then which of the favours of your
	Lord will you deny ?
	
	Koran 44:51-55
	As for the righteous, they shall be lodged in peace
	together amidst gardens and fountains...
	
	Koran 56:7-40
	...They shall recline on couches raised on high in the
	shade of thornless Lote trees and talhs; amidst gushing
	water...



WINE

Mohammed had to find more selling points besides
virgins, young boys and plenty of water. What good
would be of Paradise without rivers of wine for his
followers? Wine was an extremely precious commodity in
the dry deserts of Arabia where it was rare to find
vineyards. Mohammed had a problem here- he had to
include wine in his 'Paradise-Package' but how could he
include it in the list when Allah had declared
intoxicants as sinful. The only way to do this was to
somehow claim that the wine in the promised Paradise
was not intoxicating and therefore not sinful. Never
mind the fact that wine by nature contains alcohol
which is intoxicating.

The relevant verses from the Koran are: 

	Koran 47:15 
	Here is a Parable of the Garden which the righteous are
	promised. In it are...rivers of wine...
	
	Koran 37:40-48
	But the true servants of God shall be well provided
	for,...they shall be served with goblet filled at a
	gushing fountain, white and delicious to those who
	drink it. It will neither dull their senses nor
	befuddle them.
	
	Koran 56:7-40
	They shall recline on jewelled couches face to face,
	and there shalt wait on them immortal youths with bowls
	and ewers and a cup of purest wine:
	
	Koran 83:23-26
	The righteous will surely dwell in bliss. Reclining
	upon soft couches they will gaze around them: and in
	their faces you shall mark the glow of joy. They shall
	be given a pure wine to drink, securely sealed, whose
	very dregs are musk...


FRUITS

So far Mohammed has presented a very appetizing picture
of Paradise, but then it struck him that sex is no fun
on an empty stomach. Besides that one needs lots of
nutrition in order to have the energy to perform with
so many Houris and young boys. The prophet was an
expert on this subject having honoured every one of his
numerous wives and mistresses with a nightly visitation
on one single night. Besides the only fruits he had
ever gotten to taste in this life was some dates and
dry pomegranates. So heaven had to be furbished with an
inexhaustible supply of every variety of fruits.

The relevant verses from the Koran are: 

	Koran 13:35
	This is the paradise which the righteous have been
	promised.. eternal are its fruits, and eternal are its
	shades...
	
	Koran 37:40-48
	But the true servants of God shall be well provided
	for, festing on fruit and honoured in the gardens of
	delight...
	
	Koran 43:68-73
	...Such will be the garden of which ye are made heirs
	for your deeds. Ye shall have therein abundance of
	fruit, from which ye shall have satisfaction.
	
	Koran 47:15
	Here is a Parable Of the Garden which the righteneous
	are promised: ...In it are rivers of milk of which the
	taste never changes; rivers of wine, a joy to those who
	drink; And rivers of honey pure and clear. In it there
	are for them all kinds of fruits; And grace from their
	Lord...
	
	Koran 55:47-49
	Containing all kinds of trees and delights. Then which
	of the favours of your Lord will you deny ?
	
	Koran 55:52-53
	In them there will be fruits of every kind, two and
	two. Then which of the favours of your Lord will you
	deny ?
	
	Koran 55:54-55
	...The fruit of the gardens will be near and easy to
	reach. Then which of the favours of your Lord will you
	deny ?
	
	Koran 55:68-69
	In them will be Fruits, And dates and pomegranates:
	Then which of the favours of your Lord will you deny ?
	
	Koran 44:51-55
	...Secure against all ills, they shall call for every
	kind of fruit..
	
	Koran 56:7-40
	They shall recline on jewelled couches face to face,
	and there shalt wait on them immortal youths with
	...fruits of their own choices and flesh of fowls that
	they relish..
	
	Koran 76:13-21
	...Reclining there upon soft couches, they shall feel
	neither the scorching heat nor the biting cold. Trees
	will spread their shade around them, and fruits will
	hang in clusters over them...


But the best was yet to come. The highlight of life in
Islamic Pardise is the fact that one doesn't have to go
to the toilet. All merciful Allah had miraculously
provides a much better system for getting rid of body
waste. You simple sweat it out (probably after all that
sex or belch after consuming all that fruit and wine)

Quote from the Hadiths: 

Sahih Muslim Book 39, Number 6798, Narrated Jabir ibn Abdullah: 
I heard Allah's Apostle (pbuh) as saying that the
inmates of Paradise would eat and drink but would
neither spit, nor pass water, nor void excrement, nor
suffer catarrh. It was said: Then, what would happen
with food? Thereupon he said: They would belch and
sweat (and it would be over with their food), and their
sweat would be that of musk and they would glorify and
praise Allah as easily as you breathe."


WEALTH

Mohammed wanted to ensure that his followers would not
be obsessed with 'worldly things' in this life. So he
made sure that they have plenty of worldly things to
pursue in heaven.

The relevant verses from the Koran are: 

	Koran 22:23
	As for those who have faith and who do good work, God
	will admit them to gardens watered by running streams.
	They shall be decked with pearls and bracelets of gold,
	and arrayed in garments of silk.

	Koran 43:68-73
	Enter ye the Garden, Ye and your wives, in beauty and
	rejoicing. To them will be passed round, dishes and
	goblets of gold: there will be there all that soul
	could desire, all that the eyes could delight in: and
	ye shall abide there in..

	Koran 55:70-77
	...They shall recline on green cushions and fine
	carpets. Then which of the favours of your Lord will
	you deny ?

	Koran 44:51-55
	As for the righteous, they shall be lodged in peace
	together amidst gardens and fountains, arrayed in rich
	silks and fine brocade...

	Koran 55:54-55
	They will recline on carpets, whose inner linings will
	be of rich brocade...

	Koran 56:7-40
	They shall recline on jewelled couches.. 

	Koran 76:13-21
	..They shall be arrayed in garments of fine green silk
	and rich brocade,and adorned with bracelets of silver..

Mohammed's promise of an Islamic Paradise that glittered with 
the fulfillment of all sorts of wordly desires and sense 
enjoyment was nothing but a sinister ploy to recruit those who 
had no hope or expectation of ever getting these things in their 
present lin the name of Allah. Even after death, the spritually 
deprived Prophet of Islam could not see beyond wine, women and 
food, leave alone exploring spiritual heights of the soul.

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