A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.  He
 eats the sandwich, then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter --
 dead.
 
 The panda then stands up and heads for the door.
 The hysterical bartender shouts, "Hey!  Where are you going?  You
 just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
 The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA!"
 "So what the hell does that matter???" shouts the bartender.
 "Look it up!"
 
 The bartender opens his dictionary to the word 'panda' and reads
 the following definition:
 
 "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin,
 characterized by distinct black and white
 coloring.  Eats shoots and leaves.
 
 From: Dave

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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