PLEASE INDICATE ANY WORKSHOPS YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED IN ATTENDING:
 SELF IMPROVEMENT WORKSHOPS:
 ____   Creative Suffering
 ____  Overcoming Peace of Mind
 ____  You and Your Birthmark
 ____  Guilt Without Sex
 ____  The Primal Shrug
 ____  Ego Gratification Through Violence
 ____  Holding Your Child's Attention Through Guilt and Fear.
 ____  Dealing with Post Self-realization Depression
 ____  Whining Your Way to Alienation
 ____  How to Overcome Self-doubt Through Pretense and Ostentation
 BUSINESS & CAREER WORKSHOPS:
 ____  Money Can Make You Rich
 ____  Talking Good: How you can Improve your Speech and Get a Better Job
 ____  I Made $100 in Real-estate
 ____  Packaging and selling Your Child: Parents Guide to the Porn Market
 ____  Career Opportunities in Iran or Iraq
 ____  How to Profit From Your Body
 ____  Under-achievers Guide to very Small Business Opportunities
 ____  Filler Phrases for Thesis Writers
 ____  Tax Shelters for the Indigent
 ____  Looters Guide to American Cities
 HOME ECONOMICS WORKSHOPS:
 ____  How You Can Convert Your Family Room into a Garage
 ____  How to cultivate Viruses from your Refrigerator
 ____  Burglar-proof Your Home With Concrete
 ____  Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
 ____  Sinus Drainage at Home
 ____  101 Other Uses for Your Vacuum Cleaner
 ____  The Repair and Maintenance of Your Sanity
 ____  How to Convert Your Wheelchair Into a Dune-Buggy
 ____  What to do with Your Conversation Piece
 HEALTH AND FITNESS WORKSHOPS :		
 ____  Creative Tooth Decay           	
 ____  Exorcism and Acne                
 ____  The Joys of Hypochondria			
 ____  High Fiber Sex					
 ____  Suicide and your Health			
 ____  Bio-feedback And How to Stop It		
 ____  Skate your Way to Regularity			
 ____  Understanding Nudity				
 CRAFT WORKSHOPS:
 ____  How To Draw Genitals
 ____  Needlecraft for Junkies
 ____  Cuticle Crafts
 ____  Gifts For The Senile
 ____  Bonsai Your Pet
 ____  Mexico Guide to Bad Taste
 ____  Mobiles with Fetishes
 ____  Optional Body Functions
 
 
 From: Ray

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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