A cop pulls over a car load of nuns....
     
 Cop:  "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so 
 slow?"      
 
 Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."
     
 Cop:  "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the
 highway you're on!
     
 Sister: "Oh! Silly me!  Thanks for letting me know.  I'll be more 
 careful.   
 
 At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are
 shaking and trembling.
    
 Cop: "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back 
 there?  They're shaking something terrible."
 
 Sister: "Oh, we just got off of highway 119."
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