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Tastes Real Good, Straight From The Hood............. $ 5.99
( with cheese, add .50 )
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D I D N' T C R O S S T H E R O A D
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What A Dumb Cluck.................................... $ 3.49
( includes soup & salad )
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SERVED AS A SINGLE OR IN A STACK
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Single Flat Cat...................... $ 1.99
Double Flat Cat...................... $ 2.79
Flat Cat Stack....................... $ 4.99
Flat Cat Family Pack (with kittens).. $ 9.00
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Smells REAL good!.................................... $ 7.49
( Basted in Tomato Sauce )
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Tastes so good, you'll coo for more.................. $ 3.49
( includes salad & French bread )
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Jump into this dish, & you'll croak for more......... $ 2.99
(ice cream flavors chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry)
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Long and crunchy, with 12 secret spices.............. $ 3.99
( extra long snake, add $ 1.29 )
S W I R L O F S Q U I R R E L
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You'll go nuts for our squirrel...................... $ 2.49
( includes salad & peanut brittle desert )
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This one will tickle your fancy...................... $ 2.79
( includes sunflower & sesame seed roll with salad )
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Slowly aged to perfection............................ $ 7.99
( includes turtle soup & dumplings )
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Slab of Lab.......................... $ 1.99
Pit Bull Pot Pie..................... $ .99
Cocker Cutlets (best of show)........ $ 4.99
Sharpei Fillet....................... $ 2.99
Poodles N' Noodles (w/French fries).. $ 3.79
Snippet of Whippet................... $ 2.69
Collie Hit by a Trolley (Toonerville) $ 3.89
BBQ Beagle........................... $ 2.79
German Shepard Pie (with sauerkraut). $ 3.99
Fire Broiled Dalmatian............... $ 1.01
Trampled Sheep Dog (too Baaaad)...... $ 3.29
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Tender & juicy with lots of meat on the foot ........ $ 9.49
( side order of Bambi Venison $2.49 extra )
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White meat, dark meat, white meat, dark meat ........ $ 5.99
( includes salad, & free Daniel Boone soft drink mug )
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Jed Clampet's Family Recipe can't be beat! .......... $ 7.99
( includes Possum Tail soup & Possum Pie desert! )
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You'll eat Bambi's heart out and love it! ........... $ 8.99
( includes soup, baked potato with venison gravy)
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Try our Armadillo, tenderized by Goodyear! .......... $ 5.69
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YOU EAT IT FOR FREE! ............................... $ 9.99
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OUR DAILY TAKE-OUT LUNCH SPECIAL
Anything Dead, In Bread ............................. $ 2.49
From: Hank
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Wil Stark,
wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com
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