Randy's DICTIONARY OF DATING
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  ATTRACTION    the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
 
  LOVE AT
  1st SIGHT     what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely
                choosy people meet.
 
  DATING        the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time,
                and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom
                you don't especially like in the present and will learn
                to like a lot less in the future.
 
  BIRTH CONTROL avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing
                special pills, inserting a diaphram, using a condom,
                and dating repulsive men.
 
  EASY          a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual
                morals of a man.
 
  EYE CONTACT   a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to
                a man that she is interested in him. Despite being
                advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking
                a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the
                shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes
                are not located in her chest.
 
  FRIEND        a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who
                has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally
                unappealing.
 
  INDIFFERENCE  a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted to
                by the man as "playing hard to get."
 
  INTERESTING   a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all
                the talking.
 
  IRRITATING
  HABIT        what the endearing little qualities that initially
               attract two people to each other turn into after a
               few months together.
 
  LAW OF
  RELATIVITY   how attractive a given person appears to be is directly
               proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
 
  NYMPHOMANIAC a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more
               often than he does.
 
  SOBER        condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love
 
  Words to live by!!!
 

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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