Title: Medical Terminology for Non-Doctors
 
 Anally -- occurring yearly
 Artery -- study of paintings
 Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria
 Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails
 Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U
 Caesarian section -- district in Rome
 Cat scan -- searching for kitty
 Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
 Colic -- sheep dog
 Coma -- a punctuation mark
 Congenital -- friendly
 D&C -- where Washington is
 Diarrhea -- journal of daily events
 Dilate -- to live long
 Enema -- not a friend
 Fester -- quicker
 Fibula -- a small lie
 Genital -- non-Jewish
 G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game
 Grippe -- suitcase
 Hangnail -- coathook
 Impotent -- distinguished, well known
 Intense pain -- torture in a teepee
 Labour pain -- got hurt at work
 Medical staff -- doctor's cane
 Morbid -- higher offer
 Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate
 Node -- was aware of
 Outpatient -- person who had fainted
 Pap smear -- fatherhood test
 Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis
 Post operative -- letter carrier
 Protein -- favoring young people
 Rectum -- damn near killed 'em
 Recovery room -- place to do upholstery
 Rheumatic -- amorous
 Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf
 Secretion -- hiding anything
 Seizure -- Roman emperor
 Serology -- study of knighthood
 Tablet -- small tablet
 Terminal illness -- sickness at airport
 Tibia -- country in North Africa
 Tumor -- an extra pair
 Urine -- opposite of you're out
 Varicose -- located nearby
 Vein -- conceited
 
 
 And, for completeness, another version.
 This one's from the Joke of the Day.
 
 Subject: Doctor Speak
 
 Artery - The Study of paintings
 Bacteria - Back door to the cafeteria
 Barium -  What you do when CPR fails
 Benign -  What you be after you be eight
 Bowel - A letter like A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y
 Caesarean Section - A neighborhood near Rome
 Cat Scan - Searching for Kitty
 Cat Scan - What dogs do when they enter your yard
 Cauterize - Made eye contact with the nurse
 Colic - A Sheep Dog
 Coma - A punctuation mark
 Congenital - Friendly
 D&C -  Where Washington is located
 Dilate - To live long
 Enema - Not a friend
 GI Series  - Baseball between teams of soldiers
 Grippe -  A Suitcase
 Hangnail - A coat hook
 Impotent - Distinguished, well known
 Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
 Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
 Morbid - A higher offer
 Nitrate - Cheaper than the day rate
 Node - Was aware of
 Outpatient - A person who has fainted
 Pelvis - Cousin to Elvis
 Post-operative - A letter carrier
 Protein - In favor of young people
 Recovery Room - Where you have your upholstery done
 Rectum - Darn near killed him
 Rheumatic Fever - Amorous feeling
 Secretion - Hiding anything
 Seizure - A Roman emperor
 Tablet - A small table
 Terminal Illness - Sick at the airport
 Tibia - North African country
 Tumor - An extra pair
 Urine - Opposite of you're out
 Varicose Veins - Veins which are very close together
 
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