A guy comes home completely drunk one night.  He lurches through the
 door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.
 "Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands.
 "At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon.  Everything
 there is golden."
 "Bullshit! There's no such place!"
 Guy says, "Sure there is! It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor,
 the works - hell, even the urinal's gold!"
 The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the
 phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She
 calls up the place to check her husband's story.
 "Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the
 phone.
 "Yes it is," bartender answers.
 "Do you have huge golden doors?"
 "Sure do."
 "Do you have golden floors?"
 "Most certainly do."
 "What about golden urinals?"
 There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey,
 Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last
 night!"
 
 
 "Music has too much sax and violins."
 
 From: Michelle

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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