ONLY IN MERRY OLE ENGLAND (actual trial) 
 
 A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.  When she
 noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on
 account of her condition.  She changed her seat and he seemed more
 amused.  She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out
 laughing.  She had him arrested.  
 	When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why
 he acted in such a manner.  His reply was:  When the lady boarded the
 bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant.  She sat under an
 advertisement which read "Coming Soon:  The Gold Dust Twins", then she
 moved under one that read "Sloans Liniments remove Swelling".  I was
 even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement which read
 "William Stick Did the Trick".  Then I could not control myself any
 longer when on the fourth move she sat under an advertisement which read
 "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident."  He won the case.
 
 From: Michelle
 

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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