Title: If you love her...
 
 Which version do you prefer?
 ```````` IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE: '''''''''
 
 Original Version
 If you love someone,
 Set her free...
 If she comes back, she's yours,
 If she doesn't, she's never was....
 
 The New Versions.....
 
 Pessimist:
 If you love someone,
 Set her free ...
 If she ever comes back, she's yours,
 If she doesn't, as expected, she never was ...
 
 Optimist:
 If you love someone,
 Set her free ...
 Don't worry, she will surely come back.
 
 Suspicious:
 (1) If you love someone,
 Set her free ...
 If she ever comes back, ask her why.
 (2) If you love someone,
 .... are you sure you love that someone?
 Playful:
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free ...
 * If she comes back, and if you love her still,
 set her free again,
 
 repeat *
 
 C++ Programmer:
 if(you->love(m_she))
 m_she->free();
 if(m_she == NULL)
 m_she= new CShe;
 
 From: Andy

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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