God was fed up. In a crash of thunder He yanked up to Heaven three 
 influential humans:  Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates. 
 "The human race is a complete disappointment," God boomed.  "You each 
 have one week to prepare your followers for the end of the world." With 
 another crash of thunder they found themselves back on Earth. 
 
 Clinton immediately called his cabinet.  "I have good news and bad 
 news," he announced grimly.  "The good news is that there is a God. The 
 bad news is, God's really mad and plans to end the world in a week." 
 
 In Russia, Yeltsin announced to parliament, "Comrades, I have bad news 
 and worse news.  The bad news is that we were wrong: there is a God 
 after all. The worse news is God's mad and is going to end the world in 
 a week." 
 
 Meanwhile, Bill Gates called a meeting of his top engineers.  "I have 
 good news and better news.  The good news is that God considers me one 
 of the three most influential men on Earth," he beamed.  "The better 
 news is we don't have to fix Windows 95."
 
 From: Dan

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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