GOLFING
 
 
   A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,
   lined with million dollar houses.  On the third tee the husband   
  said,
   "Honey,   be very careful when you drive the ball- don't knock out  
  any windows.  It'll cost us a fortune to fix."
   
   The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the   
  biggest house on the course.
   
   The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the   
  houses!
   All right, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is   
  going to cost."
   
   They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on
   in."
   
   They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken
   bottle lying on its side in the foyer.
   
   A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
   
   "Uh, yeah.  Sorry about that." the husband replied.
   
  "No, actually I want to thank you- I'm a genie that was trapped for 
  a thousand years in that bottle.  You've released me.  I'm allowed to
  grant three wishes- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the  
  last one for myself."
   
   "OK, great!" the husband said. " I want a million dollars a year for
  the rest of my life."
   
   "No problem- it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" 
  the genie said, looking at the wife.
   
   "I want a house in every country of the world," she said.
   
   "Consider it done." the genie replied.
   
   "And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said.
   
   "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex   
  with a woman in a thousand years.  My wish is to sleep with your wife."
   
   The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of
  money and all those houses, honey.  I guess I don't care."
   
   The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.
   
   After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and   
  said "How old is your husband, anyway?"
   
   "35." she replied.
   
   "And he still believes in genies?  That's amazing."
   
   HA! HA!!
 
  
 From: Dave
  
  
  

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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