This jokes comes from Tracy at Rockwell International, I guess
 they're real busy down in Alabama...
               
 A 76 year old man went to the doctor for a sperm count.  The doctor
 gave him a jar with a lid on it and told the old man to bring him
 back a sample.
 
 The man returned in about three hours with an empty jar.  The doc
 looked at him and said, "Where's the sample?"  The old man looked
 at the doc and said, "Well, it's like this doc.  I tried it with
 my left hand, I tried it with my right hand.  My wife tried with
 her left hand and she tried it with her right hand.  She even
 tried it with her teeth in and her teeth out and we couldn't get
 the damn jar open.
 
 ... National Healthcare: medicine with postal efficiency & IRS compassion.
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Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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