This man is walking along a beach one day and finds an
 old lamp washed up on the shore. He takes it home and
 places it on the mantle, but doesn't give much thought.
 A few weeks later he looks at it and decides, what the
 heck, let's rub it and see what happens.
 
 Sure enough, a genie appears and immediately says,
 "Thank-you, master, for freeing me from the lamp. In
 repayment I offer you three wishes."
 
 The man thinks for a while and says, "I really don't
 know what to wish for."
 
 The genie replies, "Wish for lots of money, that's what
 most people want in life."
 
 The man replies, "No, I have enough money; I don't need more."
 
 The genie says, "How about travel? I can take you to the
 far corners of the world in an instant."
 
 The man replies, "No, I've been to many places and I like it here."
 
 The genie says, "How about your sex life? How often to you have sex?"
 
 "Oh, about two times a week," is the man's reply.
 
 "I can make your sex life much more active than that," says the genie.
 
 "Gee," says the man, "I thought twice a week was pretty
 good for a priest in a town this small."

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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