A Texan wanted to go ice fishing.  He'd seen many books on the
 subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools"
 together, he made for the nearest frozen lake.  After positioning his
 comfy footstool, he started to make a circular cut in the ice.
 
 Suddenly ---from the sky--- a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER
 THE ICE!"  Startled, the Texan moved further down the ice, poured a
 Thermos of cappuccino, began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the
 heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" 
 
 The Texan, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of
 the ice, sat up his stool, and tried again to cut his hole.  The voice
 came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" 
 
 He stopped, looked skyward, and said, " Is that you LORD?"
 
 The voice replied, "No, I'm the Ice-Arena Manager!" 
 
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