Title:  Dead Bunny
 Subject:  Dead Bunny
 
      
 John arrives home from work to be greeted excitedly by his faithful
 Labrador retriever, Shep. Shep's long, black tail wags furiously as he 
 proudly displays his latest trophy to his master: the neighbor's pet 
 rabbit dangles limply from his mouth.
 
 "Oh, no, Shep!", moans John. Certain his neighbors will never speak 
 to him again, John bathes the hapless victim, blow-dries its fur and 
 returns it to its cage in the neighbor's yard. "Maybe they'll think 
 it died of natural causes," he tells himself.
 
 A few days later, his neighbor calls over their common fence, 
 "Morning, John. Did you hear that Fluffy died?"
 
 "Um..no..um.. what happened?", asks John, feigning disbelief. 
 
 "We're not sure....our vet thinks possibly a heart attack or a
 stroke. We just found him dead in his cage one day. The weird thing, 
 John, is that the day after we buried him, we went outside and 
 someone had dug him up, given him a bath and put him back in his cage. 
 There are some real sick people out there!"
 
 
 From: Karen

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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