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"What Your Car Says About You"
Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX - I am not impotent ...
Acura Vigor - I wanted a Legend but couldn't afford one
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
BMW 318i - I love my father, whose girlfriend is my age
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Buick Skylark - I really liked the original Batmobile
Cadillac Cimarron - I love the Chevy Cavalier, and I'm rich
Cadillac DeVille - I am about to die
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating up people
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chrysler Cordova - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph & change
lanes when I pull up behind them
Ford Probe - I can't afford a real sports car
Ford Windstar - I have four children, and they all play soccer
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Hyundai Excel - I hate my life
Infiniti G20 - I'm pretending to be rich
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu Corp.
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)
Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler
MGB - I am dating a mechanic
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either
Mitsubishi 3000GT - I'm a RICH pasty white guy who wears wrap around
sunglasses and listens to Hootie and the Blowfish.
Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a....
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Pontiac Grand Am - I'm a pasty white guy who wears wrap around sun-
glasses and listens to Hootie and the Blowfish.
Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 944 - I am dating big breasted women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic)
Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more than common sense
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet
Volkswagon Microbus - I am a serial killer
Volvo 240 Sedan - I voted for Clinton, and am a member of the Sierra Club
Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife
Volvo 740 Turbo Wagon - I am somewhat frightened of my wife
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From: Michelle
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Wil Stark,
wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com
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