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Years ago while lying in my hammock and drinking JD from the bottle I
noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection , to
my dismay, I realized it was the next door neighbor's 10 year old
daughter's rabbit. For years I had watch her come home from school and
head straight out to it's cage, free it and play with it in the yard. I
knew today would be no different and fearing for our dog, I had
to think fast.
The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite a struggle, so I
washed it off with the hose, combed it with the Dog brush and blew it
dry with the leaf blower. Upon finishing it's grooming I jumped the
fence and replaced back in it's cage hoping it's death would be written
off as "natural causes".
Back to the hammock and JD.
Within the hour the neighbours Volvo pulled in as usual and out popped
the little girl, and as usual she headed straight for the cage. Only
this time she stopped about six feet away and screamed
"DDDDDAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Her father panic sticken stood looking at the cage. Being the good
neighbour that I am I rushed to fence and asked if there was anything I
could do.
Her father less than calmly blurted, "What kind of sick individual
would dig up a little girl's dead rabbit and put it back in it's
cage??"
From: Tammy
Hit me again!
Wil Stark,
wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com
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