A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father,
 I'm 80 years old,  married, have four kids and 11
 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair and I made
 love to two 18 year old girls.  Both of them. Twice."
 The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you
 were in confession?"
 "Never Father, I'm Jewish."
 "So then, why are you telling me?"
 "I'm telling everybody."
 
 From: Michelle

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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