IVY LEAGUE LIGHTBULB JOKES:
 
 How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
 
 How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.
 
 How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 They have lightbulbs all the way out there?
 
 How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 Duh, what's a lightbulb?
 
 How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 Only one, but they get six credits for it.
 
 How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 Seventy-six---one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the
 ulb's
 right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.
 
 How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 None.  New Haven looks better in the dark.
 
 How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 One---they hold the bulb and the world revolves around them.

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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