1:00 am - Alarm clock rings.
 2:00 am - Hunting partner arrives - drags you out of bed.
 3:00 am - Throw everything except the kitchen sink in the pickup.
 3:05 am - Leave for the deep woods. 
 3:15 am - Drive back home and pick up gun. 
 3:30 am - Drive like crazy to get to the woods before daylight. 
 4:00 am - Set up camp - forgot the tent. 
 4:30 am - Head into the woods. 
 6:05 am - See eight deer. 
 6:06 am - Take aim and squeeze trigger. 
 6:07 am - "Click".
 6:08 am - Load gun while watching deer go over the hill. 
 8:00 am - Head back to camp. 
 9:00 am - Still looking for camp.
 10:00 am - Realize you don't know where camp is. 
 Noon -  Fire gun for help - eat wild berries. 
 12:15 pm - Ran out of bullets - eight deer come back. 
 12:20 pm - Strange feeling in stomach. 
 12:30 pm - Realize you ate poison berries. 
 12:45 pm - Rescued. 
 12:55 pm - Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped. 
 3:00 pm - Arrived back in camp. 
 3:30 pm - leave camp to kill deer. 
 4:00 pm - Return to camp for bullets. 
 4:01 pm - Load gun - leave camp again. 
 5:00 pm - Empty gun on squirrel that's bugging you. 
 6:00 pm - Arrive at camp - see deer grazing in camp. 
 6:01 pm - Load gun. 
 6:02 pm - Fire gun. 
 6:03 pm - One dead pickup truck. 
 6:05 pm - Hunting partner returns to camp dragging deer. 
 6:06 pm - Repress strong desire to shoot partner. 
 6:07 pm - Fall into fire. 
 6:10 pm - Change clothes - throw burned ones into fire. 
 6:15 pm - Take pickup - leave partner and his deer in the woods. 
 6:25 pm - Pickup boils over - hole shot in block. 
 6:26 pm - Start walking. 
 6:30 pm - Stumble and fall - drop gun in the mud. 
 6:35 pm - Meet bear. 
 6:36 pm - Take aim. 
 6:37 pm - Fire gun - blow up barrel plugged with mud. 
 6:38 pm - Make mess in pants. 
 6:39 pm - Climb tree. 
 9:00 pm - Bear departs - wrap %&*$#@ gun around tree. 
 Midnight - Home at last. 
 Next day - Watch football games on TV, slowly tearing hunting 
 license into little pieces - place in envelope and mail to Game 
 Warden with very clear instructions on where to place it.
 
 
 
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