ON MATHEMATICAL TRANSFORMS
 A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform. 
  
 ON MATERIALISM
 He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead. 
  
 ON ECONOMICS
 The cost of living has not affected its popularity. 
  
 ON PUBLISHING OR PERISHING
 I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has
 printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
 -- English Professor, Ohio University
  
 ON MODERNISM
 Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 A: Two.  One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
 brightly colored machine tools.
  
 ON MINIMALISM:
 Q: How many minimalists does it take to change a light bulb? 
 A: One
  
 ON MATERIAL SCIENCE
 Character density:  The number of very weird people in the office. 
  
 ON EXTINCTION
 Save the whales.  Collect the whole set. 
  
 ON LITERATURE
 This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly.  It should be  thrown with
 great force.
 -- Dorothy Parker
  
 ON HUMILITY
 To err is human, to moo bovine.  
      
 ON NUMBERS
 Grabel's Law:  2 is not equal to 3---not even for very large values of 2.
  
 ON WORLD POLITICS
 Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
      
 ON PROBLEM SOLVING
 When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to  resemble a
 nail.
 -- Abraham Maslow 
 
 From: Mike
 

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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