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I read a couple of messages about dating over the net. Read below:
An anonymous girl lets call her jen, is a junior in college
attending school in Colorado, like all college students, she is wrapped up in the
partying and the wildness college life has to offer. Jen being the
computer science major that she is does however have a lot of work to do
on her computer so when she's not out having a good time, she's working
her butt off designing computer programs and installing software. =20
One day, soon after she had broken up with her boyfriend, she was
home alone on a friday night for the first time in the three years they
had been dating. She was sad, alone and depressed, so she decided to make a
new homepage. She was playing on the net when she decided to get onto a
chat line, being the wild psycho she is she decided to get onto a sex
line. So jen got onto a sex chat line and started playing around on
it. Over the line, she met a guy who identified himself as jeremy, she
started playing with him, she gave a false name, saying her name was
"katie" and started getting into detail about what she would like to do
to him with her tongue. he responded by telling her to picture being
naked while his hands ran over every square inch of her body. soon
they were having cybersex. this went on for awhile, and then she got off
the line agreeing to meet him back on the line the following night.
Saturday night rolls around, and Jen is on the line with jeremy
again, they become even closer this night, so they continue like this
for a week. at the end of the week, they started talking about other
things, and got into very intimate issues and feelings. they became
close, exchanging their lives, jen didnt' tell jeremy she was in
college, because she was afraid of sounding like an immature college
girl. she felt guilty, but after a few weeks, she really liked this
guy. This went on the two of them like this for months, and months
turned into a year. bye the end of the year they had exchanged the
most intimate thoughts, and yet had never even spoken on the phone. they
were afraid of ruining the mystery. they had done everything sexually
possible over the net, they were affectionate as well, waiting for the
day that they could some day be together. they finally decided they
had had enough. they wanted to meet each other, they were in love and they
had to meet. they didn't care about age or looks or anything but each
other. jeremy told jen he thought she could be his next wife. jen was
weary at first but decided she didn't care how old he was or how ugly
she loved him, he was the only one she could feel comfortable with.
so...they planned a trip to meet in vale, colorado. they were going to
spend the weekend together and finally meet. jen didn't want the
hassle of having to find him, so she said, why don't you just get the room and
we'll meet in the room that way there will be no mistake. jeremy
agreed.
jen showed up at the resort first, and checked into the room
telling the desk lady to hold the key for the next party, so she went
into the room. she wanted things to be special so she lit some candles,
put on some music. she stripped naked and climbed into the bed under
the covers, deciding to surprise jeremy when he got there. the time soon
came the lights were out, the mood was right, and she heard a key in
the door, she heard someone walk in and around the corner, and she
whispered, "jeremy", jeremy said, "katie?" (this was the false name she
had given him.) yes she said, so he fumbled for the light, and turned
it on to see jen on the bed naked before him. then next thing heard
around the world were two blood curling screams. jen covered herself up, and
with her most humiliating voice said, "dad?" and jeremy said, "JEN!!!"
think of what you would do in this situation...
now realize this really did happen.
their lives will never be the same.
From: Dave
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Wil Stark,
wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com
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