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NEW YORK--A spokesperson for the letter D announced Monday that the
consonant is withdrawing sponsorship from Sesame Street following a
Children's Television Workshop announcement that a homosexual muppet
will soon join the show's cast.
"The letter D is proud to have brought you many wonderful Sesame
Street episodes throughout the program's 28-year history," said Patricia
Willis, public-relations director for D. "But the letter D does not
condone the sort of morally questionable lifestyles that Sesame Street
is advocating with the introduction of this new character. It can no
longer in good conscience associate itself with the show."
Willis said D's withdrawal is effective immediately, and applies
to both capital and lower-case versions of the letter.
The gay muppet, "Roger," will be introduced on Sesame Street Dec.
23, CTW director Leslie Charren said. Thus far, no other sponsors have
pulled out, though the number seven has requested an advance tape of
the episode before it makes a decision.
Many public-television insiders believe D's withdrawal was
motivated by a desire not to alienate religious conservatives, a section
of the population that employs the letter frequently.
"D is for, among other things, demagoguery, dogma and doctrine,
words crucial to right-wing groups like the Christian Coalition," said
Yale University political-science professor J. Wright Franklin. "It is
likely that D felt it could ill afford to offend such a large segment of
its users."
While a long-term replacement for D has not yet been secured by
Sesame Street, the number three will temporarily fill in for it in a
number of the show's animated shorts. Other pieces will simply skip from
C to E, with vocalists stretching out C into two syllables to match the
rhythm of the alphabet song.
Sesame Street is stung by the sudden departure of its longtime
supporter. Speaking to reporters, cast member Cookie Monster said: "Me
disappointed letter D choose to end relationship with Sesame Street due
to pressure from extremely vocal minority. We accused of endorsing
deviant lifestyle. Me say homosexuality natural, not immoral. Diversity
and enrichment. That's good enough for me."
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