READY-MADE RESOLUTIONS FOR INTERNETers - 1998
 
 * Stop neglecting children; at least learn their names and birthdays
 
 * Stop circulating the "Good Times Virus" and "Join the Crew" e-mail
 
 * Read all of the mail from all of the lists I have subscribed to
 
 * Limit my subscriptions of lists to a maximum of fifty
 
 * Back-up 4 gig hard drive weekly; well, maybe at least monthly
 
 * Not rush to any ftp site as soon as I hear of a new Beta
 
 * Insist that all "ten best" lists be strictly limited to ten
 
 * Not buy magazines with AOL disks just to get another 1.44MB disk
 
 * Answer Snail Mail with the same enthusiasm & promptness as e-mail
 
 * Spend less than two hours a day on the Web; on new sites anyway
 
 * Try the e-mail version of the Mrs. Fields cookie recipe
 
 * Promise when I hear "Where do you want to go today?", I won't laugh
 
 * Think of a password other than "password" to use on web sites
 
 * Never "throw" another snowball via e-mail; at least not 'til next 
 year
 
 
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