When Christian students at Texas A&M University donned
 pro-abstinence T-shirts bearing the legend 'Top 10 Reasons Jesus is
 Better Than Beer,' Steve Berry of Texas A&M's Agnostic and Atheist
 Student Group knew how to respond:
 
  Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion
 
  10.  No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
   9.  Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
   8.  Beer has never caused a major war.
   7.  They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
   6.  When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to
        give it away.
   5.  Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over
        their brand of Beer.
   4.  You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.
   3.  There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.
   2.  You can prove you have a Beer.
   1.  If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you
        stop.
 
 
 From: Michelle

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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