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Title: Why women should go for engineers.
This humor is completly impartial, being that it was written by an
Engineer.
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Attention Women! Why you should choose an engineer vs. other
professions.
Doctor:
Supposedly, all women are after a Doctor, so don't expect your
relationship to last more than 5 years. Eventually, he'll run off with
some nurse from his office, or one of his young women patients that is
pretending to be sick. He'll wait until you are stuck with a few kids
to do this. This is not a problem with your Engineer husband. He had a
hard enough time meeting you. It is unlikely, he'll ever meet another
woman in his profession.
Lawyer:
a) You seriously expect an honest, trusting relationship with someone
who gets paid for lying? Once again, this is not a problem with your
Engineer spouse. He doesn't have enough social skills to lie
convincingly.
b) An additional drawback is when the divorce happens you will get
nothing.
Sales:
See honesty (a), under Lawyer. Plus, he will be travelling to trade
shows, etc. where he will be in the company of other equally trustworthy
individuals. Don't be surprised when you get the invitation to show up
on the Ricki Lake show. The company that your engineer husband works at
will keep him in a cage, often called a cubicle, until he is ready to go
home to you.
Hazardous professions, such as Police Officer, Firefighter, Construction
Worker, etc:
Your husband, if he is not dead by some accident, will like be crippled
with
a back injury, etc just about the time you are at your sexual peak. The
only hazards that your engineer husband will face is losing his eyesight
by staring at the terminal for too long. This hazard actually has some
benefits. For one, he will not notice that you are getting older, since
you will be a blur. He will remember you as when he first met you,
because the memory will be the only way he can see you. Also, when some
beautiful girl walks by, and you ask "Honey, were you looking at her?",
he'll honestly be able to say that he didn't even see her.
Teacher:
The only reason he entered this profession is so that he could be
surrounded by newly post-pubescent girls who idolize him. He'll be in
jail soon, and then you'll have to look for another man.
Minister:
See Teacher, replace "girls" with "boys".
From: Hank
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Wil Stark,
wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com
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