God and the Devil are arguing over whose turn it is to fix the Gates.  
 God says,"Hey look, it's your turn to fix them.  I fixed them last
 time."
 
 The devil says,"No way. They're you're gates. I don't want to  
 fix them. What are ya gonna do if I don't fix them?"
 
 God says, "I'll sue you."
 
 The Devil says, "Oh yeah? Where are you gonna find a lawyer?"

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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