Can you be playmate of the year?
 A few months ago, Howard Stern hosted Julie Cailini ('96 Playmate 
 of the Year) and Stacey Sanchez ('97 Playmate of the Year) for a 
 morning of sordid joviality. The ladies, who were promoting their
 latest calendars, answered ten questions from Howard, ostensibly 
 to demonstrate how important it is for them *AS ROLE MODELS* for 
 young women to stay up on current affairs.
 
 The ladies' answers were amusing (and a bit sad), but the bit did 
 prove that you don't have to be a neurosurgeon to earn a pile of 
 cash!
 
 Love him or hate him, you have to appreciate Howard's sense of 
 the absurd.
 
 Q:      Who is the President of Russia? 
 	Julie:  Gorbachev
 	Stacey: Gretzky
 	(correct answer: Boris Yeltsin) 
 
 Q:      Define the meaning of NAACP. 
 	Julie:  Something, something, for Certified Pianists 
 	Stacey: It's some kind of police organization.
 	(correct answer: National Association for the Advancement 
 	of Colored People)
 
 Q:      Who was the inventor of the lightbulb? 
 	Julie:  I know Edison invented the telephone, but I can't 
 			remember the lightbulb guy.
 	Stacey: I don't know. 
 	(correct answer: Thomas A. Edison. Alexander Graham Bell 
 	was the phone guy!)
 
 Q:      Who is the Speaker of the House? 
 	Julie:  Gore something-or-other. 
 	Stacey: Bill Clinton.
 	(correct answer: Newt Gingrich.  For the benefit of 
 	international readers, "Al Gore" is the U.S.
 	Vice President, "Bill Clinton" is our President.) 
 
 Q:      Define the meaning of the letters CIA. 
 	Julie:  I don't know.
 	Stacey: Certified Investigation Association. 
 	(correct answer: Central Intelligence Agency) 
 
 Q:      What is the center of our solar system? 
 	Julie:  The Equator
 	Stacey: The Moon
 	(correct answer: The Sun) 
 
 Changing his tack to create better odds for the girls, Howard 
 switched to what he termed "industry related" questions:
 
 Q: What do the initials "DK" stand for?
 A: both knew it was fashion designer "Donna Karan." 
 
 Q: What is "Cristal?"
 A: both knew it was an elite champagne 
 
 Q: What car company has a model known as a "911?" 
 A: both knew it was Porsche
 
 Q: Whose face is on the (U.S.) $100 bill? 
 A: both knew it was Ben Franklin
 
 
 From: Michelle

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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