Title:  The Patch
 Subject: The Patch 
 
 Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer.  
 All of a sudden the driver notices lights flashing in his 
 mirror; the cops are on his tail. 
 
 His buddy says, "What are we going to do?"  The driver says, 
 "Don't worry.  Just do exactly what I tell you and everything 
 will work out perfectly.
  
 First, peel the labels off our beer bottles and we'll each stick 
 one on our forehead.  Then shove the bottles underneath the 
 seat, and let me do the talking."
  
 They pull over and the cop walks up to the car.  He looks at 
 them kind of funny, but asks to see the guy's driver's license.  
 And he asks him, "Have you been drinking?"
  
 "Oh, no, sir," the driver replies.
  
 "I noticed you weaving back and forth across the highway.  Are 
 you *sure* you haven't been drinking?" the cop asks.
 
 "Oh, no, sir," the drunk answers.  "We haven't had a thing to 
 drink tonight."
 
 "Well, I've got to ask you," says the cop, "What on earth are 
 those things on your forehead?" 
 
 "That's easy, Officer," says the drunk.  "You see, we're both 
 alcoholics, and we're on the patch."
 
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