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Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus 1.0
(marketing name: Fiancee 1.0).
Recently he upgraded Fiancee 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and it's a memory hogger, has
taken all his space; and Wife 1.0 must be running before he can do anything.
Although he didn't ask for them, Wife 1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as
MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw.
Some features I'd like to see in the upcoming GirlFriend 4.0. - A "Don't
remind me again" button - Minimize button - Shutdown feature - An install
shield feature so that Girlfriend 4.0 can be completely uninstalled if so
desired (so you don't lose cache and other objects)
I tried running Girlfriend 2.0 with Girlfriend 1.0 still installed, they
tried using the same I/O port and conflicted. Then I tried to uninstall
Girlfriend 1.0 but it didn't have an uninstall program. I tried to
uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory.
Another thing that sucks -- in all versions of Girlfriend that I've used is
that it is totally "object oriented" and only supports hardware with gold
plated contacts.
There's a shareware product called SlutExplore 1.0, which is supposed to be
easy to use, quicker, performs more functions, runs on any hardware,
doesn't use much memory, and it has a great "look-and-feel", but it has a
lot of bugs and sometimes infects your hard drive with a virus.
***** BUG WARNING ********
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1
before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MS Money files before
doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install,
claiming insufficient resources.
From: Nathan
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Wil Stark,
wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com
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