Two cannibals were walking through the jungle talking when the first
 mentioned to the second that he had a belly ache. The second cannibal
 asked, "Well, did you eat anything out of the ordinary lately?" 
 
 "No," replied the first, "All I've eaten recently was a missionary." 
 
 "Hmm," said the second, "And how did you cook him?" 
 
 "I boiled him as usual," replied the first. 
 
 The second asked, "Was he tall, thin and wearing a black robe with a
 white collar?" 
 
 "No" replied the first, "He was short, fat, balding, and wore a brown
  robe." 
 
 "Ah ha!" exclaimed the second, "There's your problem, you shouldn't
 have boiled him.  That was a Friar!"
 
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