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 RE: Government worker
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 Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are.  The first man
 was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was
 a Chemist, the fourth was a Government Worker.
 
 To show off, the Engineer called to his dog. "T-Square, do your
 stuff." T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a
 pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone
 agreed that was pretty smart.
 
 But the Accountant said his dog could do better.  He called his dog
 and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff."  Slide Rule went out into the
 kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4
 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.
 But the Chemist said his dog could do better. He called his dog and
 said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the
 fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the
 cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces  without spilling a drop.
 Everyone agreed that was good.
 
 Then the three men turned to the Government Worker and said, "What
 can your dog do?"  The Government Worker called to his dog and said,
 "Coffee Break, do your stuff."  Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate
 the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on the paper, sexually assaulted
 the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so,
 filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for
 Worker's Compensation and went home on sick leave.
 
 From: Dave

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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