WAYS TO REJECT PICK-UP LINES
 1.   Man: "Haven't we met before?"
     Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
 
 2. Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
    Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
 
 3. Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
     Woman: "No thanks.  There's already one asshole in there."
 
 4. Man: "Want to Dance?"
    Woman: "No, thank you."
    Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."
 
 5.  Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
     Woman: "It's in the phone book."
     Man: "But I don't know your name."
     Woman: "That's in the phone book too.
 
 6. Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
    Woman: "Female impersonator.
 
 7. Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
    Woman: "Unfertilized, go away!"
 
 8.  A graying man in his 60's approaches a twenty-something with 
 "Where have you been all my life?" She took one glance at him and 
 said, "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."
 
 9.  Two young dudes are striding down the street and and one glances 
 at a girl who has just walked by.  She turns around and sneers at 
 him, "What are you looking at?" His friend comes to the rescue:  "He 
 thought you  were good looking.  Man, was he was mistaken!"
 
 10. "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
 
 11. Guy:  "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same 
 reason!" 
     Gal: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
 
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