Title: Why women should go for engineers.
 
 This humor is completly impartial, being that it was written by an 
 Engineer.
      
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 Attention Women!  Why you should choose an engineer vs. other 
 professions.
      
 Doctor:
 Supposedly, all women are after a Doctor, so don't expect your 
 relationship to last more than 5 years.  Eventually, he'll run off with 
 some nurse from his office, or one of his young women patients that is 
 pretending to be sick.  He'll wait until you are stuck with a few kids 
 to do this.  This is not a problem with your Engineer husband.  He had a 
 hard enough time meeting you.  It is unlikely, he'll ever meet another 
 woman in his profession.
      
 Lawyer:
 a) You seriously expect an honest, trusting relationship with someone 
 who gets paid for lying?  Once again, this is not a problem with your 
 Engineer spouse.  He doesn't have enough social skills to lie 
 convincingly.
 b) An additional drawback is when the divorce happens you will get 
 nothing.
      
 Sales:
 See honesty (a), under Lawyer.  Plus, he will be travelling to trade 
 shows, etc. where he will be in the company of other equally trustworthy 
 individuals.  Don't be surprised when you get the invitation to show up 
 on the Ricki Lake show.  The company that your engineer husband works at 
 will keep him in a cage, often called a cubicle, until he is ready to go 
 home to you.
      
 Hazardous professions, such as Police Officer, Firefighter, Construction 
 Worker, etc:
 Your husband, if he is not dead by some accident, will like be crippled 
 with
 a back injury, etc just about the time you are at your sexual peak.  The 
 only hazards that your engineer husband will face is losing his eyesight 
 by staring at the terminal for too long.  This hazard actually has some 
 benefits.  For one, he will not notice that you are getting older, since 
 you will be a blur.  He will remember you as when he first met you, 
 because the memory will be the only way he can see you.  Also, when some 
 beautiful girl walks by, and you ask "Honey, were you looking at her?", 
 he'll honestly be able to say that he didn't even see her.
      
 Teacher:
 The only reason he entered this profession is so that he could be 
 surrounded by newly post-pubescent girls who idolize him.  He'll be in 
 jail soon, and then you'll have to look for another man.
      
 Minister:
 See Teacher, replace "girls" with "boys".
 
 
 From: Hank

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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