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A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the
 middle of the road.  He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but
 unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit.  The
 driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to
 the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit.
 Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead.  The driver felt so awful he
 began to cry.
 
 A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the
 road and pulled over.  She stepped out of her car and asked the man what
 was wrong.  "I feel terrible," he explained.  "I accidently hit this
 rabbit and killed it."
 
 The woman told the man not to worry.  She knew what to do.  She went to
 he car trunk and pulled out a spray can.  She walked over to the limp,
 dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
 Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the
 two humans and hopped down the road.  50 metres away the rabbit stopped,
 turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50
 metres, turned,  waved, and hopped another 50 metres.
 
 The man was astonished.  He couldn't figure out what substance could be
 in the woman's spray can!  He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What
 was  in your spray can?  What did you spray onto that rabbit?"
 The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
 It said: 'Hair Spray' Restores Life to Dead Hair. Adds Permanent Wave."
 
 
 From: Michelle
 

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Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com
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