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This man is walking along a beach one day and finds an
old lamp washed up on the shore. He takes it home and
places it on the mantle, but doesn't give much thought.
A few weeks later he looks at it and decides, what the
heck, let's rub it and see what happens.
Sure enough, a genie appears and immediately says,
"Thank-you, master, for freeing me from the lamp. In
repayment I offer you three wishes."
The man thinks for a while and says, "I really don't
know what to wish for."
The genie replies, "Wish for lots of money, that's what
most people want in life."
The man replies, "No, I have enough money; I don't need more."
The genie says, "How about travel? I can take you to the
far corners of the world in an instant."
The man replies, "No, I've been to many places and I like it here."
The genie says, "How about your sex life? How often to you have sex?"
"Oh, about two times a week," is the man's reply.
"I can make your sex life much more active than that," says the genie.
"Gee," says the man, "I thought twice a week was pretty
good for a priest in a town this small."
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Wil Stark,
wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com
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