There was a little boy who prayed every night for two weeks, asking 
 God for $100.  When he got no response, he thought it would be a good 
 idea to write to God and see if that worked.
 
 The post office received the letter addressed to "GOD, USA," they 
 decided that it would be best to just forward the letter to President 
 Clinton.
 
 The president read the letter and thought it was cute, so he asked 
 his secretary to send the boy $5, thinking the boy would think that 
 was a lot of money.
 
 When the boy got the letter, he was so excited that he sat down
 immediately to write a thank-you letter.  "Dear God," he wrote, 
 "Thank you very much for the money you sent. I suppose it is to be 
 expected, but I thought you should know that when you sent it through 
 Washington, D.C., the stinkers deducted $95."
 ___________________________ ____           _         ______ |
  \                              \        /   \___-=O`/|O`/__|
   \          Scott Anderson      \_______\          / | /  (0}
   /   Mail : joker@joker.org     /        `/-==__ _/__|/__=-|
  /    Joke of the Day Provider  /         *             \ | |
 /______________________________/  http://www.joker.org  (o)

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

---

Back to home page...