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 1.  Cannot find REALITY.SYS.  Universe halted.
  
  2.  COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
  
  3.  Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
  
  4.  2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
  
  5.  Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
  
  6.  Computers are not intelligent.  They only think they are.
  
  7.  My software never has bugs.  It just develops random features.
  
  8.  C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
  
  9.  C:\DOS   C:\DOS\RUN   RUN\DOS\RUN
  
  10. <-------- The information went data way --------
  
  11. Best file compression around:  "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
  
  12. The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
  
  13. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
  
  14. The name is Baud......, James Baud.
  
  15. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
  
  16. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
  
  17. C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
  
  18. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
  
  19. Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
  
  20. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
  
  21. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
  
  22. Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
  
  23. E Pluribus Modem
  
  24. >... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
  
  25. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the Etherbunny
  
  26. A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
  
  27. An error?  Impossible!  My modem is error correcting.
  
  28. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted:  Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?
  
  29. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
  
  30. A computer's attention span is only as long as its power cord.
  
  31. 11th commandment - Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Pentium.
  
  32.  24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case.  Can this truly be
 coincidence?
  
  33. Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
  
  34. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
  
  35. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
  
  36. Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?
  
  37. Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
  
  38. RAM disk is NOT an installation procedure.
  
  39. Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
  
  40. All computers wait at the same speed.
  
  41. DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
  
  42. Go ahead, make my data!
  
  43. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
  
  44. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
  
  45. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
  
  46. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
  
  47. Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
  
  48. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
  
  49. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
  
  50. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
  
  51. DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
 
 From: Ray

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Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com
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