BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY
    -Perkins Library. Duke University
 
 IF LIFE IS A WASTE OF TIME AND TIME IS A WASTE OF LIFE, THEN LET'S ALL 
 GET WASTED TOGETHER AND HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIVES..
    - Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C..
 
 IF CLINTON WERE CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC, HE'D SAY WE WERE STOPPING FOR 
 ICE..
    -Smoky Joe's, Philadelphia
 
 REMEMBER, IT'S NOT, "HOW HIGH ARE YOU?"  IT'S, "HI, HOW ARE YOU?"
    - Rest  Stop off Route 81, West Virginia
 
 BEWARE OF LIMBO DANCERS
    - On the bottom of the stall door,  women's bathroom, Broad Ripple 
 Brew Pub, Indianapolis
 
 ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY... THAT'S BECAUSE IT WAS A GOVERNMENT JOB..
    - Women's restroom. Cincinatti
 
 I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME THAN A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY..
     - Bailey Howe Library, University of Vermont..
 
 FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE SCREWING FOR VIRGINITY..
    - The Bayou, Baton  Rouge, LA
 
 NO MATTER HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS, SOME OTHER GUY IS SICK AND
 TIRED OF PUTTING UP WITH HER SHIT..
    - Men's room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC
 
 IT'S HARD TO MAKE A COMEBACK WHEN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ANYWHERE..
    - written in the dust on the back of a bus.  Wickenburg, AZ
 
 IF VOTING COULD REALLY CHANGE THINGS, IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL..
    - Revolution Books, NY
 
 A WOMAN'S RULE OF THUMB, IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, YOU'RE
 GOING TO HAVE TROUBLE WITH IT..
    - Women's restroom, Dallas, TX
 
 JESUS SAVES!  BUT WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN BETTER IF HE WOULD HAVE 
 INVESTED..
    - Mens restroom, American University
 
 IF PRO IS OPPOSITE OF CON, THEN WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS?
 CONGRESS..
    - Men's restroom, House of Representatives, Washington, D.C..
 
 
 
 From: Michelle
 

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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