A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the
 evening. The woman of  the house decided to give
 their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off.
 She said they would be home very late, and that he
 should just enjoy his evening.
 As it turned out, however,  the wife wasn't having
 a good time at the party, so she came home early,
 alone. Her husband had to stay there, as several of
 his important clients were there.
 As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jeeves
 sitting by himself in the dining room.  She called
 for him to follow her, and led him into the master
 bedroom.  She then closed and locked the door.
 She looked at him and smiled.  "Jeeves," she said.
 "Take off my dress."
 He did this carefully.   "Jeeves," she continued.
 "Take off my stockings and garter." He silently
 obeyed her.
 "Jeeves," she then said.   "Remove my bra and
 panties."
 As he did this, the tension continued to mount.
 She looked at him and then said,  "Jeeves, if I
 ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're
 fired!"
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Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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