Top 30 Sexually Tilted Lines from the STAR WARS Trilogy:
 
 
 STAR WARS:
 
 
  1) "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
 
 
  2) "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough."
 
 
  3) "Look at the size of that thing!"
 
 
  4) "Sorry about the mess...."
 
 
  5) "You came in that thing?  You're braver than I thought."
 
 
  6) "Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"
 
 
  7) "You've got something jammed in here real good."
 
 
  8) "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
 
 
  9) "Luke, at that speed do you think you will be able to pull out in
 time?"
 
 
 10) "Get in here you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
 
 
 
 
 THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK:
 
 
  1) "Control, control!" You must learn control!"
 
 
  2) "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
 
 
  3) "Possible he came through the south entrance."
 
 
  4) "I must've hit pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like
 that,huh kid?"
 
 
  5) "Hurry-up, golden rod..."
 
 
  6) "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
 
 
  7) "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come.."
 
 
  8) "There's an awful lot of moisture here."
 
 
  9) "Size matters not.  Judge me by my size do you?"
 
 
 10) "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
 
 
 
 
 RETURN OF THE JEDI:
 
 
  1) "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
 
 
  2) "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me----now I owe you one."
 
 
  3) "Grab me Chewie.  I'm slipping--hold on.  Grab it, almost...you
 almost got
      it.  Gently now, all right, easy, easy hold me, Chewie. Chewie!!"
 
 
  4) "I assure you Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can.
     "Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them."
 
 
  5) "There is good in him, I've felt it!"
 
 
  6) "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle of
 Taanab."
 
 
  7) "I never knew I had it in me."
 
 
  8) "You're a jittery little thing aren't you."
 
 
  9) "I look forward to completing your training.  In time you will call
 me
      master."
 
 
 10) "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"

Wil Stark, wstark04 (at) pobox _dot_com

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