Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in the
 middle of the ocean.  They managed to inflate a rubber life raft
 and grab a box of provisions before their ship slipped below the
 surface. After floating under blazing heat for 6 days they ran
 out of food and water.
 
 On the 10th day, bleary eyed and half dead from heat, thirst and
 starvation, they spotted a small object floating toward them in
 the water.
 
 As it drew near, they were ecstatic to find that it was an oil
 lamp (the kind the genies come in).  They grabbed the lamp and
 rubbed it.  "POOF" out popped a tired old genie who said,
 
 "OK, so you freed me from this stupid lamp, yadda, yadda, yadda. 
 But hey, I've been doing this 3 wishes stuff for a long time now
 and quite frankly, I'm burned out.  You guys get only ONE wish
 and then I'm OUTTA here.  Make it a good one".
 
 The first guy, without hesitation or thought blurted out, "Give
 us all the beer we can drink for the rest of our lives!!!"
 
 "Fine," said the genie, and he instantly turned the entire ocean
 into beer.
 
 "Great move Einstein!" said the second guy, slapping the first
 guy in the head.  "NOW we're gonna have to pee in the BOAT!"
 
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