Title:  British Military
 Subject: British Military
 
 The British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports).  The form
 used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The
 following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206's"....
 
 His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
 
 I would not breed from this Officer.
 
 This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
 definitely won't-be.
 
 When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change
 whichever foot was previously in there.
 
 He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire
 satisfaction.
 
 He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
 
 Technically sound, but socially impossible.
 
 This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning
 around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.
 
 This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
 
 When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since
 then he has aged considerably.
 
 Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to
 dig.
 
 She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
 them.
 
 He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
 
 In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250
 feet.
 
 Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in
 a trap
 
 This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
 
 Only occasionally wets himself under pressure
 
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