Smite

[God, presumeably just before he is about to say "Don't make me come down there!"
Detail from The Creation of the Stars and Planets
Michaelangelo - Sistine Chapel]

God: The people of Sodom vex me! They read not the Manual and do resort to Cheesy Play. I shall turn them all into Tactica players!
Prophet: Dear God, hear my plea! If I find but 50 honest DBM players, wilt thou not spare the city?
God: Oh all right!
Prophet: I am but a mote of dust, but 50 players would make it a megapolis of DBM activity. What if I find but 40?
God: I suppose.
Prophet: Strike not your humble servant down, but do I hear thirty?
God: Thirty.
Prophet: Dare I ask for twenty?
God: You just did.
Prophet: I am but a newbie and paint my figures with a roller, but if I find ten honest players, would you spare the city?
God: By me! You are annoying! All right, ten!
Prophet: Hear me out, if I but...
God: Five is my last offer. If you ask for four, then you can only run lists containing Ps(I) at a cost of 10 APs each!
Prophet: ...I looked, I can't find five. What if...
God: They're toast. Unless you like deploying from a menu, you'd better get out of town fast.