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August 14,
2000
Click here EVERY week to discover the most useful and
informative websites and tips we can find to help you get things done faster
and smarter.
Security:
Hackers, crackers, intruders, network security.
Should you be concerned about them? You bet. particularly if you are connected
to the Net via DSL or cable modem. Browse to this site and click on
'Promotions' to download three free handbooks that will give you an in-depth
overview on Network and Information Security as well as Intrusion Detection.
Supercharge Your
Browser:
Rated 5 stars by ZDNet, SpotOn is a must-have Internet
Explorer add-on for mobile users and for all those who want to organize their
grab-bag of favorites into a really usable resource. This terrific freebie adds
a button to your browser: click it to display the SpotOn bar where you can add
bookmarks, rate each site, and create tours of related sites.
Are You A Cable Modem
User?
If so, you probably notice times when you are unable to access
web sites, receive email or use instant messaging. These service interruptions
sometimes develop from problems with downstream routers and websites, and may
also be due to problems in the cable lines, or perhaps even network congestion
because of high utilization in your region. Calling your cable service provider
may help, but you will almost certainly have to wait on hold for a long time.
Your service provider may also request that you submit a "log" of times your
service was out. That's where CableTraffic comes in! CableTraffic automatically
maintains the log, and will verify its accuracy in 2 directions. This log may
even help you to obtain refunds for service you are not receiving, and lead to
improved cable modem service.
Email
Efficiency!
netMailshar is a cost - effective email solution for your
home or office network. It brings email capability to every workstation/user in
your network with just one Internet account. It supports any type of Internet
connection - Dialup, ISDN, ADSL, Cable modem, or Ethernet connection. Every
user in a network can send and receive emails offline, thus it saves you money
by removing the need for getting a separate Internet account, phone line and
modem for each user who wants to access email in your network. netMailshar
picks up all of the mail for the entire network, quickly, easily, and
efficiently.
FINALLY... ANSWERS THAT MAKE SENSE!
(Strictly
Humor)
Q: How can I calculate my
body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body,
and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your
ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: I've heard
that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: How could that be true? Your heart is only good
for so many beats, and that's it. Everything wears out eventually, so how could
speeding up your heart make you live longer? That's like saying you can extend
the life of your car by driving it more. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: My wife/girlfriend says I should cut
down on meat, and eat more fruits & vegetables.
A: Your wife just doesn't grasp logistical efficiencies the way you do.
Look, what does a cow eat? Corn. And what's corn? A vegetable. So a steak is
nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your
system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass. And
a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of slop.
Q: There's a lot of equipment available
at the gym today, like the treadmill, the stair- stepper, etc. Which one do you
recommend?
A: The strato-lounger.
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