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August 21, 2000

Click here EVERY week to discover the most useful and informative websites and tips we can find to help you get things done faster and smarter.

The Information Center:
This site provides a variety of unique and useful services including personal searches, background checks, pre-employment screening, judgment recovery, a sophisticated name search, U.S. military locator, employment locator, national death index, license plate search, public court records search, prison history search, dating background search and much, much more. These services are not free, but if you need or want the types of services offered, you'll want to visit and bookmark this site for future reference.

Nationwide Classified Ad Placement:
Whether your selling your home, posting a job opening, or selling your car, placing an ad in your local paper is just a start. Visit Advertise123.com and you can place your ad in hundreds of newspapers and online publications across the country in just three easy steps. Of course, you must still pay for the ads.

Do You Have a Legitimate Complaint?
If you have a genuine gripe about a product or service, Ecomplaints.com is a site that will make sure your complaint is forwarded to the proper person at each company. In many instances, you'll even get a response, but even if you don't, their listings let you know what companies you may wish to avoid.

Find Internships:
Get your foot in the industry door by visiting Interweb.com. Search by state or by the field of your interest. You'll find internships that range from MTV to Amnesty International, with information about salary, hours and the application process.

Mom was my best teacher!

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"

My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL - "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me LOGIC -"Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep laughing and I'll *give* you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen then?"

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"


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