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August 28, 2000

Click here EVERY week to discover the most useful and informative websites and tips we can find to help you get things done faster and smarter.

General Colin Powel Leadership Primer:
Former Joint Chiefs of Staff General Colin Powell presents his views about what it takes to be a great leader in this 18 lesson PowerPoint presentation. Download (in zip format) this concise, but superb resource by clicking here.

FactMonster:
Learn something new everyday! FactMonster can give you information on just about anything...from a list of the most mispelled words, to quizzes on the first three Harry Potter books. Daily features include famous birthdays and today in history! There's so much information for everyone...probably the most informative site on the web!

NEXT TIME SOMEONE TELLS
YOU IT WILL NEVER WORK.!

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."
--Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
--Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

"I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year."
--The editor of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957

'Commenting on the Microchip' "But what ... is it good for?"
--Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968.

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."
--Ken Olson, founder, chairman and president of Digital Equipment Corp.,1977

"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us."
--Western Union internal memo, 1876.

"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value."
--David Signoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.

"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible."
--A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)

"I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper."
--Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading role in "Gone With The Wind."

"A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make."
--Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies.

"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."
--Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.

"Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible."
--Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.

"You want to have consistent and uniform muscle development across all of your muscles? It can't be done. It's just a fact of life. You just have to accept inconsistent muscle development as an unalterable condition of weight training."
--Response to Arthur Jones, who solved the "unsolvable" problem by inventing Nautilus Exercise Equipment.

"Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy."
--Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for oil in 1859.

"Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau."
--Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929.

"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value."
--Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.

"Everything that can be invented has been invented."
--Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.

"640K ought to be enough for anybody."
--Bill Gates, 1981


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