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The Beauty and Innocence of Children
A mother was preparing pancakes
for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3.The boys began to argue over who would get
the first pancake. Their Mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. If
Jesus were sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake.
I can wait." Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be
Jesus."
A father was at the beach with his children when his
four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore,
where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son
asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a moment
and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
After the church service
a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some
money." "Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?" "Because my daddy
says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."
A wife
invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what
to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," she answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all
these people to dinner?"
A mother was teaching her three-year-old The
Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, the child repeated it after the
mother. Then one night the child was ready to solo. The mother listened with
pride to the carefully enunciated words, right up to the end. "And lead us not
into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail"...
A little boy opened
the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as
he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up
and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed
in between the pages. "Momma, look what I found," the boy called out. "What
have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young
boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's suit!"
Six-year-old
Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel
giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had enough. "You're
not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel
asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men
standing by the door? They're hushers."
A father was reading Bible
stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his
wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to
salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
A three-year-old
boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he
breathlessly informed his mother, "There were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens.
"How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked
underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."
Another
three-year-old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed that the left
shoe was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet."
He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom. They're
the only feet I got!."
On the first day of school, about mid-morning,
the kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up
two fingers." A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that
help?"
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and
began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and
spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The
box says not to eat them if the seal is broken" the boy explained. "I'm looking
for the seal."
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