Completely Safe When Used As Directed!

(last changed December 20, 1998)
(Also last changed August 18, 2000)
If you have comments or suggestions, email me (Paul Elliott) at:  ubik@sonic.net

Creetonz Corner, with lyrics, actual sound, pictures, and other stuff.

(Message to RedHerring readers:  I know this sucks.  I've been busy.  But be sure to stay tuned for exciting font changes and other interesting content.  Also stay tuned for news about the upcoming Creetones Triumphant Re-onion concert and party on  September 4 !!! -paul)

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Philip K. Dick