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Zombies are People Too, Just a Little Deader

Scene 1 | Scene 2 | Scene 3 | Scene 4

-- Act 1, Scene 1
Scene Notes:
Used book store, Worlock dude, kids searching through werid random ratty shitty ass motha fuckin books, find certain tatteered book they find intrest in, Warlock dude has no idea what its about, kids leave with book, cuts to Prof. Von Cluck (Prof.) storming into bookstore in look search of one certain book, Prof. has been searching for book for 25 years (has old polaroid, piece of shit.) Panorama shot idea to introduce charecters at beginning, starts at back left seat. When camera shows each charecter they start to talk, add female to main group!

Movie opens with guy shuffling through CDs

Voice over of Front Seat Passenger 'Dont listen to that..'

F You type argument insues

Argument spreads to two back passengers

Finally pick CD with universal approval

Song begins stickered back of car framned roaring off down the street outta frame

-- Scene 2
Scene Notes: Music is playing as guys walk downtown, fooling around, enter used bookstore casually, walk to back of store, no one is in store, warlock pops out of back room, reading a book not paying attention, warlock has witch name, people enter from door 'hey thats that witch so and so' 'im not a witch! im a warlock!' goths run away, boys find book somehow, come to counter, buy book, frame warlocks eyes lookin all weird, mitch should be warlock, thinks book is weird, boys take it anyway, then leave, prof. enters looking for book, dosent find it, runs back outside, sees boys car going around corner away, grabs his bike/runs after car, funny segment of prof. chasing the car, cuts back after prof. segment to boys in car talking about the weird ass book...they dont get why they bought it.

Scene two opens on note in sync with focus on parking peter flag clicking over to paid

Camera pulls back to boys walking away from meter and car, through ally

Follows boys across street, once they hit curb shot is boys walking towards camera back through stores front door

Shot changes to behind shot walking into stores corner

Warlock passes through two of the boys, boys give second look to Warlock

Make fun of Warlock

Shot cuts to one boy kneeling looking at bottom of book stack, finds book that apeals close to bottom

Looks at book, they all agree it looks interesting enough to buy

Two goths enter through front door, camera has front door and Warlock's counter in frame. Goths "Aw! Its Grezelda the Witch!" "Im not a Witch! Im a Warlock!" ha ha blah blah

They approach counter with the book, wondering how much it is, Grezelda is puzzled and has never seen the book before, opens book and notices relic type thing on inside cover.

Warlock slides book backwards and says something like "You dont want this book!"

Close up shot on 'tony type cleptomaniac' (Tony) charecter eyes intense on book. Maybe some running sweat!

Phone rings and its the Prof. mothafuckas

Tony slips book off counter and drops it in a dufflebag/backpack bag for stealing

Group of boys run out of scene through front door

Not much time passes and the Prof. is in the book store, very anxious, panting from running

'Where is the book! Give me the book!' 'Well um um uh..i just had it here..' 'Those boys must have taken it!" Prof. runs out of book store.

Prof. runs down the street foreground > background

Prof. goes to enter cross walk, but trips.

Close up of Prof. face screaming skulls name, "Joshua!"

Prof. leaps to grab skull, hear sound of the car

Framed shot of Prof. holding skull, Skull and Prof. simultaneously face oncoming car direction; faces adjoining

Shot changes to Walter Livingston (old dude) driving car, dosen't see anything

Have to pick new shot of Prof. (cool dummy) getting hit, rolling around underneeth car, use Jeff Tonka's car.

Prof. rolls into gutter, picks up Joshua, shows Prof. look up

Cuts to shot of Car driving away

Cuts back to shot of Prof. standing up running in cars direction Joshua in hand

-- Scene 3
Scene Notes: boys driving in car, nonchalantly driver is driving and front passenger is looking at book, pull into driveway? no, have them entering house right away, have cluck across the street, running towards the house, Prof. doorbell ditch scene (slams the door on him lots) Group sitting down on Kyle's couch, people could be already at house playing basketball or something, need to introduce new supporting charecters (people to kill), toss book on coffee table, not main priority, quick cuts of guys doing random things, gotta keep it enertaining ya know? should be in house calling two more people (zombies jump them on they're way over), suggestion comes up to look at book, someone reads book, prof. enters at last words, they're fucked.

Scene opens of Kyle's house framed, car rolls into driveway from left side

"Hey man Tony, why'd you steal that book anyway?" "I dunno dude, just had a feeling"

Mitch and Dave are already in the driveway playing basketball

Group gets out of car and they casually talk, walk into Kyle's house

Shot of coffee table in foreground and book carrier walking towards foreground, sets book down and walks away

Shot of hand grabbing at phone and dialing number

Charecter invites Jeff and Chris to come over

Quick shots of people doing stuff in the Kitchen

One of the guys brings up idea to sit around and read their new book

Framed shot of person holding the book

Opens front cover and starts to read the funny sounding latin language.

Person keeps reading, inter cut shots of ground shaking and eventually zombie hand pops out of the earth

Prof. enters quickly and nervously "What have you done!"

Cuts to hand popping out of ground

Prof. begins to tell back story of creepy book. The book is an old log book of a Witch from the 1700's where she wrote down her spells after her coven was discovered and destroyed by Christian settelers. One of her spells raises the dead.

Cuts to car driving down Melita Rd.

Camera is inside car looking over shoulders of driver and passenger

Zombie enters into car headlights

Jeff slams on breaks, tries reverse

Inter cut shots of zombies getting closer as Jeff tries to do the "12 Point Turn" Zombie reaches through open window and rips Jeff's throat out

Close up of Chris' face screaming, opens door and falls out of the car, changes to shot of fist going through the back of his head (watermelon)

-- Scene 4
Scene Notes: opens with steady peaceful but eery shot of Kyle's House at night, doorbell rings and Kyle answers it, he gets killed, use smoke bombs and fans to give the foggy look around the front doorstep, zombie pulls kyle outside closing the door with him, someone comes to see why no one is coming back, zombie falls from kitchen doorway onto mitch's leg and bites him, mitch crushes zombie's by stomping it, need to get weapons out of backyard shed, have to cut off zombies head to kill it? make way to someones car/truck for escape scene (maybe scene 5), mitch is hungry and goes to get food while everyone else is worried, zombie falls out of cupboard, prof. jump kicks zombie in half, prof. should disapeer,prof. gives minimal exscuse to leave "uh", collect hockey sticks/cooking pans/lamp/whatever to fight off zombies and get to shed "We wont even make it to the shed!"

Scene opens with steady shot of Kyle's house from lower left of street

A nervous Prof. is pacing around the room talking non sense

Door bell rings

Camera follows Kyle off couch to the front door

Kyle opens the door from, shot changes to Kyle's face framed, zombie hand reaches from the bottom center and crushes Kylye's throat, blood erupts from the hand and Kyle's mouth

Zombie hand pulls Kyle forward out of shot, door slams mysteriously closed behind him

Shot cuts back to kids sitting in the living room flipping through book

Shot of someone on couch looking down at book, not concerned person dosent raise their head and asks, 'What happened to Kyle? I thought he was going to go answer the door?' Mitch responds with, 'I dont care, Im hungry Im gonna eat his food.' etc etc

Shot of Mitch walking towards camera, camera moves backwards following mitch till he reaches for fridge handle

Looking over Mitch's shoulder mysterous (zombie) hand wraps fingers around pantry door and slides door open slowly

With pantry all the way open Mitch backs away from fridge

Zombie falls from open door onto Mitch, with only half a arm, immediatley the falling zombie's teeth sink into Mitch's chest, Mitch falls backwards with zombie

(By the way, Mitch's new nickname is Chubtoad. You can talk to him by clicking here)

Looking at kids sitting on couch suprised and nervous from the sound of Mitch screaming