| Vol.XVII, No.5 | 
  April 26, 2003 | 
 
  
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    The Beat Runs All Over Ronin 18-7, Takes First Place
    With slugging percentage down, Beatniks rely on singles, speed and 
    opportunism to crush Ronin; Team advances to 4-1 on season and ½ game lead 
    over Ronin; season series now even; Pitching and defense stellar  | 
  
 
The Beat players didn’t openly talk much about its 11-8 
opening season loss to Ronin, but ever 
since, anticipation of the rematch on April 26 loomed largely in their 
collective mindset as the team crossed the season midpoint. Players and 
management discussed it in cyberspace. But rather than falling into the kind of 
identity crisis and collapse the reigning division champs experienced in the 
spring of 2002 after a tough early loss to The Other Guys, this year’s model is 
different. By reeling off three straight wins over
Finnegans (10-6), Straight out of the 
Hood (8-5) and the Rhinos (18-9) following the Ronin loss, The Beat built 
considerable momentum before the return engagement. With Ronin at 3-0 coming off 
a big win over Straight Out of the Hood and a half game ahead, this game was 
billed by some wags as a marquee match up. 
For The Beat, the question remained as to whether or not the season would, for 
all intents and purposes, end early. Two defeats by a first place Ronin might 
well have been the final nail in the coffin with only 3 games left on the 
schedule. Thus is the curse of an 8-game season. But by evening the season 
series and barring a total collapse, The Beat heightened the probability of an 
exciting pennant race with Ronin for the rest of the spring. 
In moving to 4-1, The Beat appears to be on a roll having now won 13 of their 
last 14 regular season games dating back to May 18, 2002.
Jacq Wilson went 4 
for 5 against Ronin and made a great diving catch in right center field in the 
3rd inning with a 7-2 Beat lead. Jacq’s grab, which was reminiscent of
Ron Swoboda’s memorable horizontal catch in the 1969 World Series, easily 
ranks among the most dazzling in Beat history and set the tone for the game. 
"From the first moment it was hit, I knew that I was going to have to go all out 
to catch it," said Jacq. "When the ball landed safely in my glove it was such a 
good feeling. For one more day, my youth was preserved." Jacq was awarded the game ball in the post game festivities. Rookie Armando 
(Don’t call me A-Lo) Lopez was another offensive catalyst going 4 for 4 with 
3 runs scored and 2 RBIs the week after winning his first game ball as a Beatnik 
in the big victory over the Rhinos. 
Mark (MSG) St. Georges 
was 3 for 3 with 2 walks and 2 RBIs. 
Regardless of the welcome second straight week of prolific offense, the Beat 
pitching and defense was key to the game, as predicted. 
Kevin (Special K) Austin 
continued to build on a strong spring performance (4-1, 5.60 ERA) by allowing 
only 2 earned runs and spaced out 12 hits and a walk in 5 innings for the win. 
Austin was relieved by the ever-wily 
Dennis (OB) O’Brien 
who put in 2 innings of work after a 3-week layoff (including bye). 
Despite 5 errors, the boys in gray were able to maintain composure and minimize 
the damage of big innings. The fact that Jacq the Rock and Mondo both laid their 
bodies on the line with spectacular diving catches early in the game must’ve had 
the Ronin batters scratching their heads at what they’d have to do to get hits. 
In fact, it’s been like that for the past 3 games as the Wilson brothers Jacq 
and Jacque, Armando 
and Jim (The Thrill) 
Colletto have formed a brick wall in the outfield.
 
   | 2003 Spring Standings |  
   
      | Team | 
      W | 
      L | 
      PCT | 
			Pts | 
			GB | 
    
   
      | The BEAT | 
      4 | 
      1 | 
      .800 | 
      8 | 
      – | 
    
   
      | Ronin | 
      3 | 
      1 | 
      .750 | 
      6 | 
      .5 | 
    
   
      | The Hood | 
      2 | 
      2 | 
      .500 | 
      4 | 
      1.5 | 
    
   
      | Finnegans | 
      1 | 
      3 | 
      .250 | 
      2 | 
      2.5 | 
    
   
      | Rhinos | 
      0 | 
      3 | 
      .000 | 
      0 | 
      3 | 
    
                              
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What happened to the wind?
The Beat was the visiting team on
Jackson #2 with its 
notorious launching pad effect to left stilled by a mild breeze blowing in 
toward home plate. A 2-on, 2-out threat by the Beat in the 1st was wiped out 
when Ronin hurler Archer Eller induced cleanup hitter 
Donnell (Big Daddy) Moody 
and JC to fly out. Ronin capitalized on 2 infield errors in their half of the 
first to take a 1-0 lead. Fabled cleanup hitter Joe Tang followed one infield 
miscue by doubling deep to right over Colletto to plate an unearned run. With 
Brady Muir on 2nd courtesy of the second error, Joe Monteleone scalded a hard 
grounder off Austin’s glove that bounced in the direction of Donnell. Austin, 
who suffered a deep thigh bruise from a line drive the previous week, got to the 
ball in time to flip to Donnell for the final out, but strained the thigh in the 
process. “I was in a pain haze for the rest of the game because I had to push 
off of that leg on every pitch,” said Kev after the game. “I'm having trouble 
remembering what happened in the game, but I know I had fun.” Apparently so did 
everybody else on The Beat including the manager’s parents Bill and Lila Wenner, 
who came all the way from Western Maryland for the game.
The Beat scored 3 runs in the top of the 2nd on singles by Mondo, 
Greg (Luki) Lukoski, 
Kevin and Jacq to make it 3-1. Ronin managed a run on 3 singles in their half of 
the 2nd but could have had more if not for the death-defying catches by Lopez 
and Wilson. Keeping Ronin from big innings in the 1st and 2nd turned the game 
their way.
The gray and black broke it open in the 3rd on singles by MSG, Colletto, Mondo 
and Mike (Butts) Buttafuso. 
A bizarre turn of events on the throw in from right field on Butts’s hit led to 
3 runs to increase the Beat lead to 7-2. With runners on first and second, the 
rover “Won’t you come home” Bill Bailey bobbled Buttsy’s single allowing him to 
advance to 2nd base. The relay throw somehow got by the shortstop Michael Conlan 
and died on the infield. Nobody rushed to pick it up. Seeing this, Lopez alertly 
ran home and as Butts approached 3rd base, 
Wenner waved him home 
to score ahead of the throw. Although this is the “official” sequence of events, 
nobody including this writer can recall for sure what really happened.
Bolstered by a 5-run lead, Special K started to cruise holding Ronin scoreless 
on 1 hit in the 3rd. But as it had done in previous weeks, The Beat offense 
stalled in the 4th on 3 infield groundouts. Ronin made it 7-3 in the 4th as 
Kevin managed to pitch around the 3rd infield error.
Don’t make that 3rd out
Perhaps inspired by the new rule that the maker of the 3rd out in the 5th has to 
buy the beer for the following game, The Beat put it away for all intents and 
purposes in the 5th when it scored 5 runs on 2 walks and 4 singles including 
2-run hits by Luki and Austin to make it 12-3 (for the record, yours truly made 
the 3rd out in the 5th). Ronin closed to 12-5 in the home half of the 5th to end 
Austin’s day, but the Beatniks scratched out 3 more runs to make it 15-5 in the 
6th on RBI singles by Big Daddy, Jethro (JC) and Butts. 
Brian (The Rifleman) Arcuri 
bailed OB out of the 6th with a runner on by making a heads up flip to 2nd for 
the final out of the inning.
Down 18-5 in the 7th, Ronin mounted a final threat with 4 consecutive singles to 
open the inning. But MSG played the pivot man on all 3 outs to get OB out of the 
jam and preserve the 18-7 victory.
As the boys in gray repaired to the sidelines to sip post game beers courtesy of 
Jacque Wilson, the 5th inning Rhinos’ game outmaking culprit, the team watched 
Straight out of the Hood (2-2) rally to defeat its next opponent Finnegans Wake 
in a thrilling 13-12 comeback win. With a well-deserved week off from practice, 
The Beat hopes to keep the Rain Gods at bay next Saturday and meet 1-3 Finnegans 
at 3pm on Jackson #1.
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