| Vol.XVII, No.15 | 
  August 16, 2003 | 
 
  
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    The Beat mercy rule Loose Cannons in 22-6 romp
    Beat bats break out with a bang; score 19 unanswered runs after 
    Cannons jump out 6-3 in 1st; Pitching and defense both sharp; Alex Briscoe 
    and Jacque return triumphantly  | 
  
 
At the end of a hot afternoon on August 16, 
The Beat found itself locked in a 3-way tie for first place with idle 
Finnegan’s 
and next week’s opponent, the 
Other Guys. Sporting a filled-to-capacity 12-man 
lineup, the Beatniks managed to flip it around 3 times in a 5-inning mercy 
killing that knocked the 
Loose Cannons out of 1st place.
Mike (Butz) Buttafuso 
celebrated his birthday a day early with a 4 for 4 game and hit the tall right 
field fence twice on Jackson #2 with a booming triple in the 4th and a 2-run 
double in the 5th. 
Butts and Mark Briscoe (3 for 3, home run, double, 4 RBIs) keyed a potent 22-hit 
attack that included a season-high 7 extra base hits and homers from Briscoe and 
Armando (Don’t call me Larry anymore) Lopez. 
Mark (MSG) St. Georges continued 
his torrid hitting with a 3 for 3 performance, a double and 3 RBIs.
Following a 6-run jolt from the Cannons with none out in the home half of the 
1st, Kevin (Special K) Austin settled down, retired the next 3 batters and 
proceeded to shut out the Loose Cannons on just 6 hits the rest of the way. The 
Beat defense was sharp throughout as the infield helped Kev with 3 double plays 
in the middle innings. Jacq (The Rock) Wilson made 2 sliding catches in right 
center where he returned following a week in left while brother 
Jacque was out 
of the lineup.
 
   | 2003 
     Summer Standings |  
   
      | Team | 
      W | 
      L | 
      PCT | 
			Pts | 
			GB | 
    
   
      | The BEAT | 
      2 | 
      1 | 
      .667 | 
      4 | 
      – | 
    
   
      | Finnegan's | 
      2 | 
      1 | 
      .667 | 
      4 | 
      – | 
    
   
      | The Other Guys | 
      2 | 
      1 | 
      .667 | 
      4 | 
      – | 
    
   
      | Loose Cannons | 
      2 | 
      2 | 
      .500 | 
      4 | 
      .5 | 
    
   
      | Solid Smack | 
      0 | 
      3 | 
      .000 | 
      0 | 
      2.5 | 
    
                              
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Welcome back to a hitters’ club
Although the Beat was hitting over .500 in the early summer, it had experienced 
problems with stringing hits together, especially in the clutch. The lineup 
needed a jolt and it got two.
Jacque Wilson made a surprising early comeback from a hairline fracture of the 
knee that he suffered in game 4 of the Metro Tournament just a month ago. On the 
same day, Alex Briscoe made a long-planned reappearance after missing almost a 
year following a serious ankle injury sustained in a pickup basketball game. The 
returns of Jacque and Alex had at minimum a psychological effect on the club. 
The fact they were a combined 3 for 4 with a walk, a sacrifice and 2 RBIs 
batting in the bottom half of the lineup lent proof of the physical effect.
Challenged to get back to Big Daddy’s rule of scoring 5 runs in the 1st as the 
visiting team, the Beatniks managed 3 tallies on singles by Jacq and Butts, a 
double by MSG and sacrifice flies by 
Donnell Moody and 
Jim Colletto.
At the outset, the Loose Cannons looked like a hitters’ club themselves as they 
plated 6 runs on 6 hits and an error before the 1st out. Following an error on a 
hard-hit grounder off his glove by Raymond Seto, Kevin toughened to retire the 
next 3 batters in order.
Mark Briscoe jump-started a 5-run outburst for The Beat in the 2nd with a 2-run 
shot into the center field gap that scored 
Brian Arcuri who had led off with a 
single to left. RBI singles by Jacque, Jacq and MSG made it 8-6 Beat. Then they 
never looked back.
Change that backspin to a knuckler
According to Special K, the key to his turnaround on the hill was a switch from 
the backspin to the knuckleball in the 2nd. “Kevin was throwing strikes and 
mixing locations well in the 1st”, said catcher
Greg (Lucky Luki) Lukoski, “but 
they were patient and hit the ball hard. The change to the knuckler seemed to 
throw everybody off-balance.”
Another factor was the strong right arm of 
shortstop Brain (the Rifleman) Arcuri, who double-pumped on the relay throw from 
Butts at 2nd base to complete a double play on #2-hitter Brett Dyer, the 
starting pitcher. The effect of 2 more singles by Edmund Wong and Gilbert Louie 
was negated when Austin induced Tommy Luong to fly out to Colletto in right. 
A home run to the wall in right center by Armando ignited a 4-run 3rd and the 
Beat rout was on. Two tough sliding catches by Jacq the Rock and 2 more double 
plays helped Austin keep the Cannons off the board until the umps called the 
mercy rule after the home team failed to score in the 5th.
The Beat goes home to Jackson #1 next week with a 3pm game against longtime 
nemesis the Other Guys on August 23. Although the Beat has won their last 2 
meetings with the OGs, the team hasn’t scored more than 10 runs in a contest 
against them since the spring of 2000, a span of 7 games. The Beat is 7-4-1 over 
the Other Guys since 1999. 
Game 4 of the summer promises to be a crucial match up. 
“It was good to see the guys with their hitting shoes on again,” said Kevin, who 
along with the rest of his brethren, hope a trend has been started. “It couldn’t 
have come at a better time.” 
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