| Vol.XVIII. No. 5 | 
  April 17, 2004 | 
 
  
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    Three-Run Comeback sends Beat into the break at 4-0
    Ronin the latest C-league champ to fall to the Beat in 15-14 shootout.  | 
  
 
The Beat took a week off with a well-deserved bye and a 
perfect 4-0 record after eking out a stunning 1-run walkoff victory over 
defending league champs Ronin on April 17. The “ugly” error-marred victory 
capped an exhilarating 2-week stretch in which the boys in gray defeated both of 
last year’s C-league champions, the SF Ballers (formerly Joey Js) and Ronin in 
completely different fashion. 
The 15-14 Beat/Ronin donnybrook set up a potentially exciting 2nd half in which 
the Beat will go through the league again with big targets on their backs. While 
the Beatniks enjoyed a hiatus this past Saturday, the Ballers ran their record 
to 3-1 with a convincing 18-11 win over the Other Guys to stay on our tail. 
Conversely, Ronin (1-3) suffered its third 1-run loss of the spring to Finnegans 
in a 10-9 heartbreaker to fall into a crowded last place tie with Finnegans and 
the OGs. 
Following a decisive 10-2 Beat win over the Ballers, the same team that had 
vanquished us in the C-league title game last June, the long-awaited match up 
with Ronin seemed as though it might have been anti-climactic when the Beat 
learned that Ronin was missing half its lineup due to a co-ed tournament in 
Hawaii. Regardless, the Ronin replacements without the dangerous cleanup hitter 
Joe Tang, its erstwhile manager and legion of fans, proved to be a scrappy 
outfit that led for most of the game. The Beat committed 6 errors and made at 
least 2 more mental mistakes in almost handing the game to Ronin before having 
to dig deep to pull out a close win after falling behind 14-12 in the top of the 
final inning. 
“It was exhausting to pour over that score sheet,” said the manager. “Some of 
the emotions I was feeling at the time came flooding back later—it was 
frustrating and scary at the same time.”
You could say the same thing about the early season. The first half of Spring 
2004 was a roller coaster for The Beat that began with a hard fought 8-6 
comeback victory over Finnegans on opening day. This game also saw a defensive 
breakdown in the middle innings that The Beat was able to overcome. The boys in 
gray followed with an efficient 14-2 rout of the Other Guys and Ron Hamilton in 
his first appearance on a softball mound in 2 years. 
Kevin (Special K) Austin 
won the first of 2 consecutive game balls with a 7-hitter over the OGs then 
followed it up with a 10-hitter and no earned runs against the hard-hitting 
Ballers. In that game, The Beat capitalized on 5 walks in the 2nd inning and a 
big defensive breakdown by the one-time Joey Js (7 walks and 5 errors overall) 
to take an early 10-2 lead after 3 innings before the 2 pitchers settled into a 
pitchers’ duel that resulted in 4 innings of offensive futility. No fewer than 8 
Ballers runners were left on base by the stingy Beat defense.
To D or not to D
The OGs and Ballers wins were tidy affairs thanks to the pitching 
of Austin and the spectacular Beat defense. The team turned 4 double plays in 
the 2 games (6 in the first 3 contests) to defuse rallies and help Kevin out of 
jams. “These guys are, without a doubt, the best defense I've seen on a softball 
field,” boasts Austin. “We see at least two 
‘Web 
Gems’ 
every game, and with the speed we have in the outfield, there are no gaps—this 
defense takes away the big play and forces teams to earn every run!”
Fleet rookie Jason Pendergast joined the incomparable 
Wilson Brothers in the outfield to form an iron wall that freed up Armando 
Lopez to take over shortstop from 
Brian (The Rifleman) Arcuri, 
who suspended his Beat career on March 24 after 5-1/2 seasons. The Beat used the 
depth of its extended roster by calling on Paul Sanders and Terry 
Hempleman to fill in capably on offense and defense as regulars 
Mark Briscoe and 
Mark (MSG) St. Georges 
missed games due to prior engagements. But the key to the early Beat surge was 
once again overall team speed and pitching as well as some timely clutch hitting 
in the late innings. The team average was relatively low at .445, down from .513 
last summer, so the beatniks made the hits count when they needed them.
The Ronin game could've been a classic game for the Beat to lose, too. Coming 
off the big Baller's win, one could imagine the Beat coming out and losing a 
sloppy game just to bring us back to earth. The Gods might have decreed it. But 
they didn’t despite the uncharacteristic spate of Beat errors.
The Beatniks were down 5-1 in the 3rd inning against Ronin due to 3 errors 
before coming back with 8 runs in the home half on consecutive singles by 
Mike (Butz) Buttafuso, 
MSG, Donnell (Big Daddy) 
Moody and Jim (The 
Thrill) Colletto before a 2-run homer by Jason to deep left center made 
it 9-5. Ronin came right back with 6 runs of their own in the 4th mostly on line 
singles. A clutch tag-out at the plate by 
Greg (Lucky Luki) Lukoski
saved the Beat from further damage and kept it at a manageable 11-9 deficit.
The Beat came right back in the bottom of the 4th with 3 runs to take the lead 
at 12-11 thanks to more singles by the middle of the order (MSG, Moody and 
Colletto) before Jacque 
(The Jet) Wilson’s hard-hit grounder trickled through the legs of 
shortstop Mike Conlan leading to 2 runs and a Beat advantage.
Bye-week Heaven can wait
After a leadoff single in the Ronin 5th with only minutes left to play, Austin 
got 2 outs to put the Beat on the brink of 4-0. However, a critical outfield 
error put the go-ahead run aboard for Ronin, which scored on an ill-advised 
fielder’s choice which should have been the 3rd out. A 2-out single by “Robert” 
resulted in an insurance run to make it 14-12 Ronin.
The never-say-die Beat looked all but dead when Lukoski’s 1-out grounder rolled 
toward the Ronin 2nd baseman in the bottom of the 5th, but an errant bobble and 
wide throw pulled the 1st baseman Stu Besman off the bag, giving the boys in 
gray another life. A locked-in EP 
Pete Wenner scalded a 
single up the middle to move the alert Luki to the 3rd before the fleet 
Pendergast came in to run for the lead-footed manager. Austin singled to bring 
the Beat within 1 and put runners at 1st and 2nd with 1 out. A single by 
Jacq Wilson loaded the 
bases before Buttsy ended the marathon with a 2-run single that kept the Beat 
undefeated and firmly in first place (1-1/2 games at the time). Butts (2 for 4, 
2R, 3 RBIs) walked off with a game ball for his heroics.
Team leaders at the break
Jacq (The Rock) Wilson put together a great first half by leading the Beat in 4 
offensive categories—runs (8), hits (8), average (.615) and OBP (.750). Mike 
(Butts) Buttafuso currently leads in RBIs with 5 with Colletto, MSG and Moody 
close on his heels tied with 4 apiece. The rookie Pendergast led the team in 
slugging with a prodigious 1.111 mark courtesy of a double, triple and home run.
On the mound, Austin was indomitable logging a microscopic 3.08 ERA. Prior to 
allowing 7 earned runs in the Ronin match up, Special K sported an unheard of 
1.40 ERA over a 3-game stretch that may never be duplicated. The defense, 
despite shortcomings against Finnegans and Ronin allowed an overall un-softball 
rate of 6.72 runs a game. Since May 11, 2002, the boys in gray have won an 
incredible 26 of 29 regular season games. Needless to say, the second half will 
be tough for The Beat to improve on, but don’t put it past us. 
Next up, Finnegans at 1.45pm on May 1 at the wind tunnel on
Jackson #2.
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